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Yep that's right John smith has started another Jackoff competition. As always shaylynn is the waffle.

Joke ... Why is a chick like a guitar? Because you can string her along, Play her all night, Put her away in the closet, Until you want to use her again. (I was watching Night Court re-runs tonight. I love John Larroquette's…

I'm going through on line photos of women at match.com Lots of women have messaged me. Apparently I was effective at subtly saying I have money in my profile. And as I go through the pictures there are lots…

Ya that's right shay

Sorry for no awesome discussions today. Been studying pesticide application methods and I am stumped on this one called "vagicide." Apparently it is used for control of shaiylnns and other pussy related arthropods. Ld50 is low so it's super potent…

I never went back and put the answer to a joke i posted yesterday. It was burried so far back i posted a link. I know, I am a dam tease https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=39998

Why bother?

What are the best mixed race strip clubs in jersey?

Today I was at my favorite club minding my own business when this totally nude 8.5 cutie walks right up to me and starts playing with my dick. She asked me to buy her a drink and 5 minutes later…

Well, today was a total waste of time. My Atf's other regular customer & I had agreed to meet at a sports bar for lunch at 1:00. He had said he had a noontime appointment and might be late.…

Guelph{Toronto} police are looking for three suspects after sparks flew during chase involving a pickup truck using a chain to drag an ATM stolen from a local strip club. Const. Mike Gatto said police received a call Wednesday morning at 6:52…

Q: What do Donald Trump and pantyhose have in common? A: They both irritate Bush.

It is time to do a comparison between two things treasured by men, beer and pussy... A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer. A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. Advantage: Pussy. Having an ice cold beer makes…

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The…

Is it now a certainty Trump is going to get the Republican nomination?

Rech loves getting dick pics but is shy about asking. Please send all your dick pics to his cell phone at 313 555 5555

What did the elephant say to the naked guy? How the heck do you breathe out of that little thing?

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I get hit on at random a lot by guys, just in town, facebook, work, where ever. And something that always annoys me is when you tell them your taken they automatically assume you have a terrible sex life and…

I got a stripper I frequently visit in the club and she wants to be friends on Facebook. We've exchanged real names and as far as I know she doesn't know my last name, but will if I friend…

My psychotherapists on tuscl say that I need a girlfriend. So since this is where I get all of my relationship advice, a couple nights ago when strongly under the influence of some outstanding edibles, I signed up at…

Sorry but this Republican isn't very fond of Donald. IMHO he is nothing more than a pussy. Someone that tells the world that "he could shoot someone on the street and it wouldn't affect his ratings" but…

I knew I had a showclub addiction once I began quickly figuring out how many dances I could buy with each paycheck. I hope this website never gets hacked considering all of the nonsense I have written. When I was younger I…

For those of you that don't remember, my little dachshund buddy was supposed to get me all sorts of civi tail! Guess who little 4got2usethepapers met yesterday? A little Bichon Frise being walked by a sexy blonde with big tits!…