Have you ever done it? Do you do it? Would you ever do it? I did once and boy....did it save me some dollars. Only had to pay for entrance drink and I was ready to grab the first hottie…

http://www.buzzfeed.com/keelyflaherty/ben-stiller-wore-lip-gloss-and-made-a-female-viagra-commerci?utm_term=.huyw3pEBZ4#.huyw3pEBZ4

"Who watches big sporting events from a gentleman’s club?" TUSCLers? http://uproxx.com/sports/super-bowl-50-strip-club/

You can now experience those 2AMers live on social media. http://wncn.com/2016/02/09/fla-man-in-strip-club-may-have-broadcast-his-own-murder-live-on-periscope/

I think I am 3/4 of the way there, but don't understand why. It's quiet depressing. Maybe I will jerk off with a tie around my neck that is also tied to the cieling fan. I will proceed to turn…

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBlbp43JNdd/

Apparently we've inherited a pair of twins from Portland here in SD. Any of you guys familiar? Slim, small asses, natural small boobs.

Rare footage... The listerine mouthwash prep, the vacuum pump, the spitting...it's there in all glory. http://m.xhamster.com/movies/5626098/asian_grandpa_and_hooker.html

Read of few of these signs that you might be a (teacher doctor accountant etc.) if things on the internet so here is one you might be a stripper if If your wallet is a crown royal bag You wear a bra…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL0VTVsCnA0

During their session last week, the Michigan Senate passed a bill that effectively bans all forms of sodomy, anal,oral,gay, and non-gay - making the acts punishable by up to 15 years in prison (SB 219). It now goes to the…

Firefighters on the Costa Blanca were called to an unusual rescue last week when they had to use specialist cutting tools to free a 36-year-old man’s member. The Lithuanian man arrived at the Accident and Emergency section of Denia hospital after…

I am Downtown Denver at the Parade. This is insane! 20% of the entire state is downtown. I will post some videos earlier. The only shocking thing is we are in the mile high city and i dont smell…

I'm looking to take my wife to a club in Tampa. Where can we get the most mileage for lap dance and / or VIP?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBkTFvYtQc352MMDmZf27iMv9pMnT9e9kI_WcI0/

In case you somehow missed it, the meetup is this weekend. Yes it's so big it's in two parts. This Friday and Saturday. Starting at 6 pm at Tootsies. PM me for any details. I have heard rumors…

PL Father of the Year. http://kutv.com/news/offbeat/father-leaves-3-year-old-son-home-alone-to-visit-strip-club

Nice guys make friends they don't get laid. It all boils down to that. Can you live with yourself for telling women want they want to hear and being a dick to get what you want? I can't possibly write one more lame discussion…

This is not an original thought of mine. I can't remember where I heard it. But, I thought it was funny. Big tits on a fat girl are like abs on a skinny guy, they don't count. Can't tell you how many BBWs…

I’m really not trying to brag. Because this happened without me even being consciously aware of it. But it has become immediately and abundantly clear in on line dating. It’s so clear that I’m really shocked by…

Did any of you catch NinaBambina's new profile pic? Yowzers she looks hawt!! I'm gonna have to make it rain on her ass the next time I'm in Detrot.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBiRHHDAJ48/

https://www.yahoo.com/news/video/man-dies-starting-krispy-kreme-124014531.html In Detroit they smoke crack, in Miami they do coke, in NYC they do heroin, in the midwest they do meth (aka) redneck cocaine, in Denver they smoke buddah and in North Carolina they eat donuts.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBjFKqsNQXImvz-g0sHd3N_WVhy-ic3KIRd6KM0/

I wish all the ladies on TUSCL would post some pics. How about this, I'll post a pic of myself first. This is me. http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3qetl4