Now that we are in the home stretch, was Obama the black Jimmy Carter? or was Jimmy Carter the white Obama? Discuss.

This is for Crazy Joe. I found this someplace and I just felt it should be shared with the rest of you shitheads. The Shit List The Ghost Shit The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on…

I just posted a review which was critical of a dancer that I tipped $10 on stage and never saw her again. I think I was one of two tips for her set. Also read another review in NC…

I know this sounds weird. But weed works in mysterious ways. I'm conducting an experiment. I'm not going to look at any porn. I'm not sure how long this will last. It's been five days so far. I'm…

Any of you ever went to the SC at the tail end of your cold or even when you knew you freshly had just started a cold? What about the dancer coughing on you? How did you feel…

Well shit

Just curious about preferences. I had a neighbor who was a pro, but we hung out and partied quite a bit. I never had a cash arrangement, but we did hook up a time or three. She…

Here's an interesting hypothetical question: Which three celebrity women would you want to see in a celebrity sex tape?

As is always the case there is no consensus on the meetup date, so some won't get the date(s) they want. Nevertheless, from the comments and PMs, there appears to be a preference for the June dates over the…

It's what: Juice does when he looks at backpage on his cellphone What LDK does in his pants What 4got does when you talk about dirty butts What Hotstuff does when you talk about Ryan Reynolds What Crazyjoe does on your car…

What do you plan on doing for your hard working family woman dancers for Mother's Day?

It's a six-inch rose petal donut filled with cream and a spicy ginger-jalapeno margarita jelly, covered in a sweet tequila frosting, and then finally topped off with sheets of edible silver and platinum. http://gothamist.com/2016/04/29/burn_it_down.php I'd consider trying it since the proceeds go…

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"Isn't lusting after flesh a sun?" "I'm a Reformed Universal Calvinist that is Liberal" "Oh...well then party on and ignore my other comments" "I believe that Christ died for the sins of the world and that believer and non believe will enter the…

Basketball player arrested at Pantheon strip club with loaded AK-47. Was he going after Rech? http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/wayne-county/2016/05/02/report-cops-arrest-msu-appling/83846876/

I'm heartbroken. How could Kate walk out on our imaginary romance? http://pagesix.com/2016/05/02/kate-upton-and-justin-verlander-are-engaged/

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Just pretend this guy is fat and it will be me to the T lol https://youtu.be/ZVJWtJjX-xY Gambling up cash for the titty bar

Love my new toys

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Maybe I'm weird but OTC or ITC I always demand that they go wash their pussy Hell I wash my dick off in between fuckin different bitches I just feel like it's the correct thing to do How u ppl feel ?

Went to the local hole for happy hour, no other customers besides me. The bartender just asked "how many today?" Stripper in the stool next to me gabbing away with the bartender. No music and nobody is getting on stage.…

You're in an extras club that you rarely visit. The little head demands satisfaction this evening, and of course he must be obeyed. But there's not one dancer that turns you on. What a slow night. Just as…

(in my best Seinfeld voice) What's the deal with strippers and their phones? You would think a stripper would take care of her phone the way a realtor takes care of her car: It's not her chief asset, but it's essential…

Thanks to everyone who has wished Shadowcat a speedy recovery. I am sure Shadowcat will appreciate all of the support from everyone on TUSCL. He will enjoy reading these messages once he is feeling better. …