State of Strip Clubs/New Jersey

Next up we got Jersey. It's tougher to break down, there's not really any major cities in the state it's mostly the suburbs of NYC and Philly. A lot of great mileage to be had, I think the trick is finding quality. I'm too lazy to talk about every spot in the state there's a lot but just some thoughts.

-If they serve alcohol they are bikini bars and most clubs are tip parades spots. Dance around the bar and customers tip $1.

-If you look at all those club around Paterson and surronding area, a lot of little dives some very high mileage. Latina is the majority dancer by far out that way and the off the boat kind. It gets less latina as you leave that orbit.

-Brazillian is a stripper demographic that's common in Jersey and not really as much elsewhere in America and they speak Portuguese.

-Playhouse is real popular spot, it is the all leader in reviews on this website. Same deal and even same dancers for decades.

-I really liked 35 club in Sayerville I guess it got raided so the party is probably over. It's wasn't the place to hang out, phone check and they nickel and dime for everything but it was good for just get in, take girl to VIP and GTFO.

• My personal favorite club in New Jersey is Centerfolds in Neptune on the shore. I think last I checked it was $220 for 20 minutes.

-Atlantic city clubs, there's two left not really a big fan I guess some have higher mileage, but tourist trap expensive.

-I don't like any of the South Jersey clubs I'd rather go to Philly. I think opposite about NYC and the clubs going down the route 35 from Staten Island I'd rather hit.

-Some other highlights, Delilah's Den in Manville and Delilah's Den in Toms River. Breathless in Rahway is another popular spot, it's the most brutal tip parade in America but just step away from the bar, you don't got hang in there whole time. Ultimately you there for take any number of the brazillian whores that work there to VIP.

-There was one club way down in Wildwood I guess that closed, Hurricanes, it sucked anyway.

-You look at strip clubs in a place like Texas where they build these high flying palaces for strip clubs. And here in jersey all these little beat up bikini bars that get real spartan and tight. It ain't luxuriou, elbow to elbow at the bar, not a whole lotta english, can we update this joint? some of these neighborhoods like Camden, Irvington, the Oranges, Paterson, Newark they ain't the greatest places to be at night....or day...or ever. It's really why I love the jersey guys, they are sort of the special forces of mongering if you will, they are totally willing to go into the most fucked up areas, ready to scrape the bottom of the barrel with absolutely zero shame but you know what they really aren't spending a whole lot to do it.

Anyway ultimately I think Jersey is one of the better states for mongering, but in my opinion there's a lot of crap to sift through.