Next up we got Jersey. It's tougher to break down, there's not really any major cities in the state it's mostly the suburbs of NYC and Philly. A lot of great mileage to be had, I think the trick is finding quality. I'm too lazy to talk about every spot in the state there's a lot but just some thoughts.
-If they serve alcohol they are bikini bars and most clubs are tip parades spots. Dance around the bar and customers tip $1.
-If you look at all those club around Paterson and surronding area, a lot of little dives some very high mileage. Latina is the majority dancer by far out that way and the off the boat kind. It gets less latina as you leave that orbit.
-Brazillian is a stripper demographic that's common in Jersey and not really as much elsewhere in America and they speak Portuguese.
-Playhouse is real popular spot, it is the all leader in reviews on this website. Same deal and even same dancers for decades.
-I really liked 35 club in Sayerville I guess it got raided so the party is probably over. It's wasn't the place to hang out, phone check and they nickel and dime for everything but it was good for just get in, take girl to VIP and GTFO.
- My personal favorite club in New Jersey is Centerfolds in Neptune on the shore. I think last I checked it was $220 for 20 minutes.
-Atlantic city clubs, there's two left not really a big fan I guess some have higher mileage, but tourist trap expensive.
-I don't like any of the South Jersey clubs I'd rather go to Philly. I think opposite about NYC and the clubs going down the route 35 from Staten Island I'd rather hit.
-Some other highlights, Delilah's Den in Manville and Delilah's Den in Toms River. Breathless in Rahway is another popular spot, it's the most brutal tip parade in America but just step away from the bar, you don't got hang in there whole time. Ultimately you there for take any number of the brazillian whores that work there to VIP.
-There was one club way down in Wildwood I guess that closed, Hurricanes, it sucked anyway.
-You look at strip clubs in a place like Texas where they build these high flying palaces for strip clubs. And here in jersey all these little beat up bikini bars that get real spartan and tight. It ain't luxuriou, elbow to elbow at the bar, not a whole lotta english, can we update this joint? some of these neighborhoods like Camden, Irvington, the Oranges, Paterson, Newark they ain't the greatest places to be at night....or day...or ever. It's really why I love the jersey guys, they are sort of the special forces of mongering if you will, they are totally willing to go into the most fucked up areas, ready to scrape the bottom of the barrel with absolutely zero shame but you know what they really aren't spending a whole lot to do it.
Anyway ultimately I think Jersey is one of the better states for mongering, but in my opinion there's a lot of crap to sift through.
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last commentAny clubs besides Roxxies that get a lot of Eastern European girls?
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Tittilations in Bloomfield
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Good overview. Camden NJ used to be a great Mecca for lingering in the 70s and 80s. Now it’s nothing. I did an article on it.
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It's been a minute since I've been to NJ. The one place I liked Hott-22 or something like that closed -- super high mileage for regular dances. Since the bridge tax and since they took NY out of my territory, I haven't been. It's a chore getting from NY to NJ.
I always thought Paterson is a dump and looks dangerous. The FOTB latina girls are nothing to write home about, but maybe I don't go enough. I think I went to this place in Dover, NJ? I believe it's closed now, but it was all eastern euros and they did not want to give dances. It was all one-way mechanical extras, iirc, but, it was cheap.
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Have gone to several clubs in NJ despite my limited amount of reviews on this site however I will say none of them have been worth it for me yet I still go back for more hoping I’m wrong or it was just a bad night. GGR is a shit hole between the girls, the setting and the overall lack of customer service. I YEARN for the day it closes down. Same with Stiletto in Carlstadt. I want to go to a clinic as soon as I pass through the entrance. The tit grabbing has gotten old in many places which has forced the old girls out (thank God) and get more for your money than just a decent or even “good” grind. Tired of Latinas who are overweight in the Jersey clubs, very rude and transactional. Flamingo’s is another dive place totally ghetto with cellulite asses, over priced drinks, the place smells like your dogs balls without the peanut butter spread and that will eventually become the other half of a bad restaurant. Breathless was cool. I took a girl home many years ago from there and she was a total porn star. Don’t remember her stage name but had a lot of fun. Stiletto in Carlstadt has flees, drug addicts who don’t know how to act properly, every girl there had an attitude for no reason.
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One thing Id love about the state is a Jersey Shore lifestyle
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Just one correction, Muddy. Hurricanes did suck, it blew......😉😂
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*didn't
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Overall, a reasonable survey of clubs in a densely populated state that has an awful lot of them. Definitely true that there are few, if any, show palaces, but you can pop over to Phila or Manhattan if that's what you're into. I'm pretty much as transactional as the Brazilians (and the Dominicans) looking to earn their keep, so I don't mind that.
I probably spend a lot more time in no-alcohol clubs, but I'm pretty sure dancers can go topless on stage (behind the bar) in the alcohol clubs, so not sure if that qualifies as a bikini bar.
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I spend a lot of time in Jersey. There's a real weird split with clubs in this state, especially North jersey, where you get either a super reputable dance bar or a place that has the absolute thinnest veneer of a strip club hung over a brothel.
I honestly wish one of two things would happen. Either the extras clubs lean into it hard and actually put some effort into the experience, or a middle ground appears where you can watch some hot girls who are actually performing and take one for a spin at cost if you like. There are a few place across the northern border where you can get a bit of both, but I haven't found one in ages in NJ.
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Long time back, Erotic Cafe was an interesting dive SC. Girls were great.
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I took a bartender back at Samctuary down in Vineland and basically nobody their drinks for 20 minutes. She was hot screw it.
And ATACdog yes true
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Brazilians are the rule in the northeast in the same way Cubans are in Florida. Crazier and violent is the difference. Except for one Brazilian, they are all off my list.
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There is a place in Wayne called Lace, right off of 46W that is actually really good. Great vibe and the selection of girls is really varied, but mostly high quality. Never seen anybody who wasn't in spinner, athletic or in between. Cost is slightly high, but not too bad. Drinks are decently priced. Haven't gotten a whiff of there being extras, but that's not the place for that really.
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Lace is relatively high end. Pretty quiet the night I was there, so I got LDs with a bunch of different women. All hot. All Russian. They bring them over each night from Brooklyn. Definitely no extras
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Lace is dog shit lol maybe 10 years ago it was okay at best
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Its weird because my experience at Lace hasn't been either. Last few times I was there (been about 6 months) there were really solid, friendly girls, prices where too steep (we're not talking midtown rates) and there was a really good mix of girls of every walk. I must have been blessed those days I guess.
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Maybe it got better but it was on a long downward trend since the last I knew.
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Reminiscing about the good ole days in Jersey. Back in the 80's there was a place in Belleville called Emerald's Inn or Emerald's Tavern or something, I don't remember which. Regardless, the interesting thing was that outside it was completely nondescript; just a green neon sign in the window that said Emerald's whatever and a shamrock I think.
Inside, no stage show. Often the girls might be sitting with regulars or busy in the booths which were all the way in the back on the other side of the pool tables, not in your line of site. So even when you went in, you might have drunk a whole beer and ordered another before you realized what kind of place it was. Eventually a girl would saunter over, start talking dirty, flash a titty, or sneak up from behind and give you a reach-around.
I often wondered how many first time customers went in there and got a surprise. Don't even remember exactly why I went the first time, but I used to pass it a lot after whore mongering in Newark. I guess I just decided to grab a beer before calling it a night. It was the place where I learned some go-go bars provide "extras". Before that I thought you had to pick up streetwalkers or go to Times Square for the real fun.
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