I am just a twisted pathetic person.
I have a beautiful wife. She does yoga. After 3 kids, you can't tell.
Yet I keep coming back to this place.
This review will be graphic. Seattle…
Baristafan
Joined Dec 2019
Last Seen Jul 2025
Reviews by Baristafan
review
published 1 wk ago
I am pathetic. Limp Noodle Chronicles.
reviewed by
Baristafan7.0
review
published 1 mo ago
Ghetto Hood Rat Fetish
reviewed by
Baristafan7.0
Typical Day Shift.
The Tesla Truck was blocking the entrance. Door man outside will let you in.
$11 cover.
This review will be graphic. The women here are hookers. They suck and fuck for money.…
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published 2 mos ago
They say Diamonds are a girls best friend.
reviewed by
Baristafan10.0
I went to the club because I had been recommended to a specific dabcer for some safe fun. Paid the 16$ cover. Bought a beer and sat down.
There were surprisingly a lot of dancers.…
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Discussions by Baristafan
discussion
started 10 hrs ago
What do you do when you find out your favorite stripper is pimped?
posted by
BaristafanSince 90% of them are. What do you do?
discussion
started 1 day ago
What do you do when your atf gets territorial?
posted by
BaristafanLets say yiu have an ATF.
She provides all the services you want.
BBFS, BBBJ, DATY, DFK....
She is hot and fun and a cool personality.
Yet we are all her( most of us are cheaters)…
discussion
started 2 days ago
Strippers with Pimps. How does it make you feel? Thumbs up or down? 90% R pimped
posted by
BaristafanImho. 90% are pimped. Managed.
I would say 50-60% need to be pimped. They are so dumb they need someone just to get them showered and to the club.
So pimps don't bother me unless…
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