RetiredFromHere

Joined Dec 2019

Last Seen Aug 2025

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published 2 wks ago

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Needed Relief with M****

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RetiredFromHere

7.7

So. First with the explanation to those around the country. In Seattle, extras are the norm. Veteran dancers provide them. Management looks the other way. So please do not get upset that I give details.…

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published 1 mo ago

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Pathetic Simp Loser #1. I got owned by a stripperper.

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RetiredFromHere

7.7

Lets just get this out of the way. I am a pathetic loser. Small Dick with too much money. This review will be graphic in nature . It is not to brag and thump my…

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published 1 mo ago

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

I am pathetic. Limp Noodle Chronicles.

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RetiredFromHere

7.0

I am just a twisted pathetic person.
I have a beautiful wife. She does yoga. After 3 kids, you can't tell.

Yet I keep coming back to this place.

This review will be graphic. Seattle…