Lets just get this out of the way. I am a pathetic loser. Small Dick with too much money. This review will be graphic in nature . It is not to brag and thump my…
Baristafan
Joined Dec 2019
Last Seen Aug 2025
Reviews by Baristafan
review
published 2 wks ago
Pathetic Simp Loser #1. I got owned by a stripperper.
reviewed by
Baristafan7.7
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published 1 mo ago
I am pathetic. Limp Noodle Chronicles.
reviewed by
Baristafan7.0
I am just a twisted pathetic person.
I have a beautiful wife. She does yoga. After 3 kids, you can't tell.
Yet I keep coming back to this place.
This review will be graphic. Seattle…
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published 1 mo ago
Ghetto Hood Rat Fetish
reviewed by
Baristafan7.0
Typical Day Shift.
The Tesla Truck was blocking the entrance. Door man outside will let you in.
$11 cover.
This review will be graphic. The women here are hookers. They suck and fuck for money.…
Articles by Baristafan
Discussions by Baristafan
discussion
started 13 hrs ago
Who is in your fuck rotation?
posted by
BaristafanWho are you fucking on the regular?
discussion
started 16 hrs ago
PSA: Gentlemen. Wash you Asses
posted by
BaristafanFinding a shit streak in a vip room will ruin any event.
Scrub that ass.
Contributions
| year | reviews | discussions | articles |
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| 2019 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| 2020 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| 2021 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| 2022 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| 2023 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 2024 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
| 2025 | 5 | 160 | 0 |
| totals | 21 | 163 | 0 |
