Criteria (by priority, more or less):
- Prefer natural, but a top notch boob job has fooled me more than once. Hard-to the-touch, obvious bolt-ons are a boner killer.
- Prefer medium to large, enough to hide your dick, but I’ve had lots of fun with small and perky.
- Slightly pudgy but not too fat. BBW is not my thing.
- Attitude. Should be accommodating of my fetish. Confusion, impatience, eye rolls, or timidity in indulging me are a boner killer. Bonus if my fetish turns her on. Double bonus if she’s turned by touching, and being touched b another well endowed lady. Enthusiastic, busty doubles are heaven on earth.
- Medium pointy nipples. Pink is lovely, but not a strong preference. Bonus if they point up. Double bonus if they point up and out.
- Medium, bumpy areola. Don’t ask why, but this makes me feel tingly down there.
- Age. I’m happy to get dances from older ladies if they meet the above criteria, especially if their attitude is accommodating.
- Skin color. I don’t have a strong preference for skin color, but I do find large, translucent white, blue-veiny breasts with pink nipples, mesmerizing. That said, bring on all the colors of the human rainbow!
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last commentMimi at pandoras. Natural.
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Mimi is a good hoe
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Oh God, another bitter stripper-hater in the birthing.
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For the dances to be good, you have to find her attractive AND she has to score low on the ROB-o-meter AND her boundaries have to include your minimum level of desired contact. You can't just pick the winner of the All-England Proust Summarize Contest.
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