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Limp Noodle in the Club. What do you do?

What do you do when you can't get it up in the club?

It fucking sucks.

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chunkychicano

Use a strap on or dildo

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Puddy Tat

Take a Viagra. Or drink less.

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Baristafan

I dont drink and i did.

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Puddy Tat

Take more and get tested for diabetes, hypertension, and cholesterol. Penis problems are often heart problems.

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stripperlover777

' ✅ ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' Drink Caffeine,
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Smoke Cigarettes With Yourself Or $Stripper, Request Songs & Have Your DJ Lighten You Up, Phone# For OTC,
Mingle With Bartender, Waitress, Start Up Lusty Conversations With Your $Stripper,
Tell Your $Dancer Your Fav Pole Stage Likes & Fav Pvt Dance Likes & See If She'll Perform For Ya'!

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IRman

I can honestly say I've never had that problem. Especially in a strip club.

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Smegma Jones

This has happened more as I get older (probably prostate issues...F you AGING!), and I'll go in and out of 'fully' alert and just being semi. It's one of the reasons I'd rather have a really good dance than the 'extras'. I have taken a pill beforehand, but that sometimes has no effect, or not much. I can generally tell if it will be a good visit after one of the girls starts working on me for a dance, if she's doing it right. If I know it will be a poor showing for me on a visit, I just resign myself to that fact and try to maximize my lapper fun, avoiding VIP unless I get someone really willing to work on things. There is always next time.

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gSteph

Same thing I do with a raging boner, fondle those titties.

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stripperlover777

🔺 Check If Your $Stripper Will Perform Mini Hand Body Message, Scratch Your Back, Or A Floor/Table Dance, Sometimes Dat' Will Work!
If They Have Good Seating, Arms On Her Like Around Her Neck/Head/Shoulders Will Work, & Dat's A Good Warm Up For If She Will Be Favorable In Pvt!
Nice Lively Friendliness & Comfort Goes A Long Way 💓💓💓💓💓💓

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Puddy Tat

As far as little blue pills go, they've never failed me (of course, I'm young and healthy, my cardiac labs are great), but their best use is, one, you last longer, and two, you can keep a boner even if you're nervous or whatever else is going on around you. You could be thinking about your grocery list and still sport a diamond cutter. Just start at a low dose; too much can give you a nasty headache.

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Studme53

I think I’ve ever had that problem. Ultimately, a hot dancer’s ass in my face always makes me hard. Sometimes I have to tell them to turn around so I can give their ass some attention. When they submit, that alsomakes me hard.

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Lex Luthor

Cut back on viewing porn and going to strip clubs. Also, get checked out by a doctor. Limp dick may be a sign of serious health problems.

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WiseToo

Stress might cause a limp dick, too. But a stress related limp dick doesn't occur frequently. If it does, get a medical check-up.

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Iknowbetter

Tell her try harder. I’ve never used viagra or any other medication, but from time to time I’m just not feeling it. I’ll tell the girl sorry, you’re just not doing it for me. This either pisses her off, but sometimes makes her try harder if she thinks I’m just not into her, or if I don’t find her attractive.

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Klause

I don't have an issue with it in general, but I have always struggled with covers. It happened to me recently, but luckily the girl I was with was sweet as pie and dropped her head in my lap and took care of things in a much more sensual way which got me right back where I needed to be.

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jackel0001

put a ring of bologna in your pants and pretend it's your cock

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Baristafan

Not funny

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chunkychicano

Klause my issue is diet. People call me Phatboy

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Baristafan

Makes it tough getting over the wall huh.

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stripperlover777

✅ ' Go Outside With Your $Stripper &
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Have Your Pictures Together Or Just Have Her Pic,
Smoke Some Cigs, &
You Can Walk To Your Vehicle For Your Phone If You Didn't Bring It Inside, Have Pics Outside Somewhere Or At Your Vehicle!
Your ATF Should Allow It, & If Your A Regular Customer, $SC Personnel Shouldn't Cry About It!
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🔺Just Another Way For Some Spice🔺
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' 💓 ' ' ' ' ' $$$ Cash For Dancer Pics '
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🟡 ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' 🌴 Pics With Her On OTC

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