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Been a while since I went to a strip club with the pandemic and all. But had some free time last week and decided to stop by Johnny A’s on a Saturday afternoon. They have…

First thoughts. I got a HJ in front of like 3 people LOL! Not counting my dancer or me. But my dancer kept it discrete. Some clubs just have your kind of girls, and then…

So first the details - this club is located very close to the end of Atwells Ave (the italian section of Providence)and not too far from the Providence Place Mall - it is a very…

A visit to bare elegance on the Saturday night just before the Super Bowl. One of my friends (who I referred to as maniac Michael) Called me up And said let’s go visit spearmint rhino…

Think they keep the club lineup from getting too stale? Think they are a bunch of ROBs? Have neutral feelings and don’t care either way? This thread is inspired by the upteenth recent review of…

I know I had to kick off and relax after this terrible work week. What could I do? Go see strippers obviously! I have to make up for a lot of lost time during the…

..............that you know to be 100% true, but that based on your posts here, few if any will believe. I will go first: fifty percent (50%) of my clients are African by birth.

I enjoy watching them dance. Seeing her body. I don't get off on the idea of paying to fondle a stranger. Or to act like I've never seen a nude girl before. Air dances…

I had one of the best nights at a strip club and the cheapest. And it felt pretty wholesome. Stripper hoe 1...a slim thick young Mexican girl...I tipped $5 at the stage and she stayed by…

My favorite sporting event of the year March Madness is upon us!!! Thankful I can attend this year after a 2 year hiatus. Who is your final 4? Also - if I can find a way…

Have been itching to make it back to the club since moving back to Michigan a month ago and finally gave into weakness last night. The first decision was: Where? Jackson area clubs are closest,…

I am a regular at this place. But visited this after a while since pandemic. No renovation or nothing much has changed except for a vip booth addition in the main area of the club…

Skip down to NEW headlines if you know the club. Long winded review, written to be skimmed, Combination of a few visits, mostly Friday & Saturday shift change. LOCATION: Location: The GPS address…

Philadelphia. 1776. Independence Hall. The Liberty Bell. Signing of the Declaration of Independence. Richard Gere, Kobe Bryant, Grace Kelly, Bob Saget, Will Smith, Kevin Hart, Linda Fiorentino, Joey Bishop, Kevin Bacon, Teddy Pendergrass, Hall and Oates, Boyz II Men, Benjamin Franklin, Rocky Balboa. All sorts of good shit coming out of here. (And then also you got Bill Cosby,…

I will say that I do love HK but I was left uninspired on this visit. It was my first visit to HK since 2019 and since things are reopening I decided to book a…

Checked out beach girls for a few hours because I'd rather watch hot women and sports than buy overpriced wings and watch sports. Cover plus a 24oz Coors was 18 dollars. I got there…

So 2021 was a weird year for me, as I somehow spent less time in the happiest places on Earth than I did in 2020 for a whole basketful of reasons. I may have visited…

Visited on a Thursday around 9:30ish pm There’s a small parking shared with a yoshinoya restaurant right on the other side of the lot. You’ll be patted down at the door but the security is…

I usually try to drive through Connecticut as fast as I can. While careening up I-84 I noticed a conspicuously lit up building off to the side of the highway, saw I was at the…

I stop by Hobbeze when I'm passing by, maybe once every year or two. I've found it worth the visit. It's a bit different from other adult places. It's an adult store,…

This might be my easiest review I’ve ever written. Rolled up to the club and wasn’t impressed by the outside. It’s a single floor, one big ass room with a main stage and a little…

Pulled up around 8 pm. Big heavy intersection near a gas station and a lot of businesses Was sanded when I entered and paid a $10 cover Went to the bar and…

If only we had brought the minivan we could pick up those poor hitchhikers!😉 https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cadikn6FxTx/?utm_medium=copy_link

Dixies is kinda off the beaten path 30 mins west of Daytona beach. The building is nothing special, well lit gravel parking lot feels safe enough. Cover is $6. The bar is…

After looking through a few recent flare ups instigated by the usual suspects, it got me thinking about what the big unsettled issues really are among the TUSCLers. If we're honest about how the political…

Who will win?

I was in Houston on business for several weeks. The third club I visited was St. James, and it was also the last. I didn't keep looking after I discovered St. James. I've been to…

This is not my first time to HK but I've never written an actual review I dont think, only articles as I usually write about each experience (which I will still do for this trip).…

I wasn't paying attention to the time of day but a RGV strip club was next on my recon list. When I got to this club, it literally had just opened. I was…

I went to EB on a Thursday and arrived at around 8PM. I was charged $5 for a cover by the doorman who was nice enough. Immediately used the bathroom and they were as disgusting…

After a lackluster visit to Sugar’s the night before I decided to try another spot. I wanted to get another notch on my Seattle SC punch card so I decided on Playground. It’s about a…