the ultimate strip club list

I was in Houston on business for several weeks. The third club I visited was St. James, and it was also the last. I didn't keep looking after I discovered St. James. I've been to…

This is not my first time to HK but I've never written an actual review I dont think, only articles as I usually write about each experience (which I will still do for this trip).…

I wasn't paying attention to the time of day but a RGV strip club was next on my recon list. When I got to this club, it literally had just opened. I was…

I went to EB on a Thursday and arrived at around 8PM. I was charged $5 for a cover by the doorman who was nice enough. Immediately used the bathroom and they were as disgusting…

After a lackluster visit to Sugar’s the night before I decided to try another spot. I wanted to get another notch on my Seattle SC punch card so I decided on Playground. It’s about a…

My first recon trip into Progresso and I checked out both clubs I was aware of. Walked 4-5 blocks thru the retail area and came to a corner where I was politely hit by…

Probably one of the best in the area. My friends and I were visiting atlantic city and were trying to get our mind off things. There are a lot of bikini bars in the area…

I've read about BBGC on here and visit the RGV often so I finally had to go and check this out. I forgot that this place was a byob so walked in with nothing.…

The Criket is right off Michigan Ave. and has a private fenced-in parking lot in the back and free parking. There’s no cover in the daytime. I usually grab a Coke for $7. They usually…

Do you try to push down the feeling of want and wait till Friday or Saturday? Or do you just say "screw it" and just go to your nearest strip club?

Checked this place out after a long time due to government lockdowns. Finally over. Entered and there were not many customers but lots of girls, I saw about 15 girls. Many new girls and more…

Less than 20 for me. The guy that cuts my lawn 9 months a year, my dentist because he give me 20% off for not using my credit card and a few independent contractors that…

Stopped by on Thursday around 1:30p. Gave the door man a friendly handshake as he welcomed me back. No ID scan and no entrance fee. Asked if I wanted a seat on the floor or…

Came here early morning/after midnight after a night of drinking. Probably got here at 3am and they close at 5am on weekends. Security dude spoke to me pretty seriously when he was telling me the…

This is my second trip to Shimmers in the last couple of weeks. I hesitated writing the first review, since I have written a number of them on this club. I wanted to confirm the…

Arrived at the club around 6:00 before any cover charge. The main stage, good size is in the center of the club with a bar to the right. There is also a bar…

Stopped in again after another 6 months away due to Covid restrictions in the area. $10 cover as it was after 7 or 8PM. Beautiful blonde on the reception desk. Staff was friendly anf everyone was…

What are some of the weirdest fetishes you've heard being requested at strip clubs?

I have reviewed the Porthole before and the description of others is accurate. It is dark, not very large, with a single stage and very smokey. If you are not a smoker, you will smell…

I went here on a Friday night. Arrived at about 8.30 and left about 11.00 pm. It was a better experience than recently for a Friday night… but I’d still probably bet Saturdays at more…

I decided to stop by at curves on Saturday at noon anticipating to only see a hot waitress which tends to be the new norm for day time shifts. Rarely any hot girls during day…

So Saturday night is a different beast of a crowd. Its definitely crowded as expected. HOWEVER it's still majority as Tuscl would say "blonde spinners". The customer to dancer ration is 70/30 however most of…