The St. James

I had never been to “Church” before but was in Houston on a Saturday night and decided to try it out. I arrived at around 10pm and parked in the large fenced…

My friend and I stopped by “The Church” on Thursday night about 9:00. It was $20 each for cover, and then $19 plus tip for two…

My last two visits to The St. James (a.k.a. “The Church”) were both a total waste of time. Although I had long said that the Church featured the best looking dancers in…

Wife and I were in town so picked this club based on reviews, it's been around forever and "couple friendly". Arrived around 11pm. Pro's - Great looking venue! Con's - The girls were…

Stopped by about two weeks ago around 3 on a Tuesday. I was stuck in traffic up north and decided I would drop by. Haven’t been since right after Covid but I…

Was in Houston for a night after arriving from New Orleans following the Super Bowl. Searched TUSCL for the best clubs in Houston and The St. James was #1 and rated…

This was my second time coming to “the church” while passing through Houston. Overall- this is a very comfortable club with what seems like plenty of seating. Both times I’ve come on…

So I travel to Houston for work once every quarter. I always stay near the bush airport and St. James has always been my go to club whenever I’m in town. This…

Arrived around 9:30, $20 entrance fee – quite busy with a constant stream of girls on stage. $20 cover bt drinks were cheap – only $8 for a highball & a soda. Hadn't…

In town for work again and after my last experience, I knew I had to come back to St. James. As with last time, I took a 10-15 min Uber from my…

Once again, I awoke with a burning desire to be desplooginated by a woman of questionable morals whom I had never met before. I am unsure why I so often awake with…

I had some time up north before a flight out of town and it had been a while since my last visit. There are a lot of smaller clubs needing…

I travel to Houston two or three times a year and always stop by the St. James for dinner and sightseeing. On this Monday evening, the beer was cold ($9/bottle) and…

I have reviewed St. James (AKA “the Church”) so many times, it seems rather absurd to go through the details yet again, but here we go (just to keep those mongers out…

In this final stretch of the 2024 spooky month, I found myself with a rare weekend to myself and I decided to take full advantage with a multi-club scouting mission to visit…

Back in town for work and I finally had the opportunity to try this place out. It was about a 10-15 min Uber from my hotel near Bush Airport. Vallet options when…

Honestly, kind of disappointed I went here. Cover was $20, the time between dances seemed like 30 minutes, I specifically kept getting ones for change to tip, but there was 3 or 4…

Club layout hasn't changed since recent reviews. Plenty of well-lit, non-valet parking. Cover $10 before 7PM. Beer $9. Chicken Marsala $24. Female servers working but was personally only served by male staff. Very few patrons throughout…

The first thing I noticed was The Saint James looks out of place. The place is across the street from nothing on a semi-busy road not far off I-45 north. The street…

I am new to Strip club hobby. I recently got promoted and as a present got okay from my wife to have fun at strip club. I went to St James around…

Arrived at 10:30pm. Cover was $20, I was asked to walk through a metal detector then allowed into the club. Large stage was immediately ahead with loud club music. Two smaller circular…

I was in Houston for work and decided the visit St James on a Thursday night b/c of the reviews I read here. It was about a 10-15 Uber from the IAH…

I thought about venturing out to some of the other Houston establishments I haven’t been to in a while, but honestly, it’s hard to beat the privacy of the private dance rooms…

So I won't cover the layout, the other reviews nailed it. The club was clean, had a great seafood buffet for $15 and drinks were $8 to $10 at least for what…

I took my gf here for her birthday last night. Was my first visit to a TX strip club since the new laws were passed. And this was my first…

I thought it was high time for a night out so went on to the church. Parking's never an issue here; if the front's packed, there's plenty of room in the back,…

Ok, was looking for somewhere new in Houston and had heard good things about this spot so made the trek from downtown. Parking lot was large and well lit. In…

I went back to the St. James (aka the “Church”) for the first time in about 6 months. Not much has changed. All the dancers were new and unknown to me, but…

I arrived at about 8 PM to a well (and colorfully) lit parking lot and parked myself. Friendly doorman, $20 cover, and in through a metal detector. It looked like it was just…

Visited The Church on a Friday evening around 8 after a bit of a hiatus. The place itself is still a lovely facility. Large, almost castle style building, that is…

I got into “one of those moods” last Sunday. You know what I mean … one of those moods when I absolutely, positively had to be desplooginated by a good looking woman…

I went to the church on Sunday afternoon at around 5:50 pm only to find out it opens at 6 pm. Their hours on google said that they open at 11 am…

Swung by on a lark one Saturday afternoon after 9 holes with a friend in mid May. How the mighty have fallen, to say this place is dead on a Saturday at ~5pm…

Went on memorial day weekend on a Sunday. Thought it would be more active but was surprisingly dead, with only the main dance floor being active. Parking is safe and well lit.…

Saturday afternoon and just got home from a trip at IAH. Had some Tim so decided to visit. Arrived around 2 pm. Maybe about 20 cars in the parking…

I wasn't expecting much on a Monday evening but was pleasantly surprised. I was at the St. James from about 6 to 10 pm. At 6, it was still slow…

It’s been a while since I went to St. James so figured it needed a visit. The club has ample parking so even if the front side is full, you can park…

Girl1: D****, mid 20s, white, dark hair, tight body 9 face 9, medium boobs 10/10 ass, great eye contact Girl2: J****, early 20s, light Hispanic, dark hair, classy&articulate, long body 8 face 7…

This excursion was my first visit to TSJ in a couple of months. $12 Lunch Special which this monday (4/17/23) was cooked to order catfish, pork chops, with the option of a…

It’s been a while since I have been on the north side. Decided to stop by and see how it is currently. Parking lot was kind of full,…

Have not been here in a few years. Place has not changed at all, this is not a bad thing as it was always a nice place. This is def one of…

I visit Houston once or twice a year and make it a point to drop in at the Church for a few hours each time. If one word was required to…

It’s been several years since I’ve visited H-town, but I remember St. James being a bit better than this visit. Club is relatively the same, I arrived around 8PM, paid my $20…

TL;DR: 70% white, 20% hispanic, 10% Asian, 10% AA dancers, 6 to 10, mostly 7-9s. $10 cover, $10 whiskey cocktail, $20 lap dances, VIP area $1000 lifetime membership I played hooky from work…

I hadn't been to the Church for a while so I thought I'd give it a try. Arrived around 8: $15 entrance fee & hiballs were $8. There were a good number…

This review is from a couple weeks ago. I decided to go early on a Saturday night due to another engagement later in the evening. I arrived around 5:30.…

Was in town for work and had a meeting near the airport. A buddy told me about this place and I checked it out late on a Thursday afternoon. The club layout…

I went here twice last week (Tuesday and Thursday), both times unremarkable at best, otherwise terrible. The club layout is the same as this is a heavily reviewed club and hasn't…

The Saint James (often referred to as “The Church” by its faithful acolytes) has been the site of many a hallelujah moments. I am happy to be able to report a few. …

I look forward to a slow Friday afternoon at work, because it's the perfect opportunity to sneak way to church for a few hours after a long week. My work has me…

Arrived on Thursday evening around 8 pm for my first visit to The St. James. $15 cover at that time. After entering the main room I did a quick survey of the club.…

i went there on monday afternoon and had couple of drinkks, very prices drinks some were $17 ad some were $20 so be careful and only 5-6 dancers ut of that only…

My favorite club in Houston. I have been there countless times and have been a vip member for several years. (Vip is 1000$ one time, and good for life. Sanctuary is cool…

I am a sicko. At least I can admit it. I see every day is a new opportunity to try out an innovative new depravity. Over the last week I have managed…

Got here at about 6pm on a sat, so right before the 7 oclock shift change. I want to say entrance fee was $5 (cheaper before 7). Went through the metal detector.…

Friday night 6pm visit. Paid the $5 cover and $7 for a beer. While waiting for a beer was approached by Baker. Thin brunette spinner-ish build. Left me to get my first…

Back in Houston after a few years, I wanted to see how St. James has held up over covid and the oil slowdown. I think I will need a larger sample. Place…

I went to the church on a Friday night. The parking lot at the front was full so I parked in the back, where there is a lot more parking spots. I paid…

I was in Houston on business for several weeks. The third club I visited was St. James, and it was also the last. I didn't keep looking after I discovered St. James.…

This was my first visit to a club in years. $15 cover when I arrived at about 7:45. Went through the metal detector and found a spot off to the left…

For the first time in a long time (at least a year, maybe longer), I went to a strip club. The St. James would not have been my first choice, but it…

Stopped by on a Saturday afternoon. Plenty of parking available. Went inside and paid entry fee (I can’t remember how much it was but I think under $10. They gave…

Back to the church after the disaster at Splendor. First time to visit there in several years. This happened only to me, as much as I could tell, but getting…

The place used to be my regular before Mile High opened closer to home. I was back in the area on the Monday after New Years mid-afternnon and decided to stop…

Since it was a Sunday late afternoon and I had some time to kill I decided to swing by The Church. The bottom line is that there was little to nothing going…

Went in on a Tuesday around 1230 pm. Stayed about an hour total. It was not very busy upon arrival but was getting a little more people as the hour…

Got there around 9 – the place was packed. I don't recall the cover price but it didn't seem unreasonable and nr did the price of highballs. I would have remembered if…

I met up with a friend for their lunch. Entrance was $5, I think before 7, so that was a bonus. Was immediately greeted by a beautiful waitress, but I decided to…

I usually go to the Church on Saturday nights, but I've recently started going earlier during the day. This time around, I went at about 3 pm on a Saturday.…

Okay, so visiting a strip club during Covid and the early afternoon? Sure way to have a boring visit, right? Wrong. Went to an old favorite, the Church, and it did not…

Ladies and gentlemen, if you were coming into St James thinking that it is one of the best in the country you will sadly be disappointed. It's not that its a bad…

The food there was surprisingly delicious. If given the choice between the breastaurants like Hooters, etc. and St. James, and the food being this delicious, I'll go with St. James for some…

Hadn’t been to a club since Covid so thought I would start off with my favorite place in Houston. Pulled in early afternoon. I think cover was $10. Went in and sat…

Haven't been here, or any other club for that matter, in over a year. The day I went, some recent changes include no one under 21 as well as a new GM…