First Recon trip into a RGV strip club

I wasn't paying attention to the time of day but a RGV strip club was next on my recon list. When I got to this club, it literally had just opened. I was told it would be about 15 minutes before the girls were ready. Decision, wait in my car like a perv or hang out and wait. Cover was $5 I think? Sat at the bar and bs'd with the bartender a bit as he was setting up. Saw a $2 Bud special so I ordered one. Ice fucking cold with a great napkin wrap around the bottle...well done! I see this a lot at the bars around here I've visited, our Minnesota tenders could learn this trick and do well with it. Played on my phone for a bit then a very good looking blondie came over and sat down. We got right to business and went for a private dance. She maybe saw me as a rookie but I didn't argue the $20 she wanted. I did get a couple songs though in a private area. High mileage both ways. She offered upstairs for $40 and $200 for her for anything I wanted (thru google translator) but back door. I proudly told her a new phrase I had now taught myself...Le mejor mamada en Texas. I got a huge smile and a positive head nod now that we had made a lingual connection and she appeared to be up to the challenge. When I insisted on sin condon, she shook her head no unless I wanted to spend more. I politely declined and she took it well and I returned to the table with a pitched tent. The other dancer had gone off with another customer that had recently walked in to the other side of the private dance area. I waited for a couple songs but I'm guessing they went upstairs so I didn't stick around. From what I saw, this place was pretty nice inside and seems to have great opportunities. As I have said in other reviews I'm writing after my trip to the RGV, I'm game to share info and hope that is encouraged on this platform. I have a review to post yet about my Vamps visit in Progresso as well as 3 very interesting asian massage visits and one very promising visit to a "med spa" in Mcallen with a gorgeous latino attendant.