Handytown USA AKA Lil Cuba!

This might be my easiest review I’ve ever written. Rolled up to the club and wasn’t impressed by the outside. It’s a single floor, one big ass room with a main stage and a little stage between two tables. The little table was pretty much a joke and the stage the girls went after the main stage. The girls were more of hanging at that table than dancing. There are little circle tables with 2 To 4 seats. Every guy pretty much “spread the floor” so we could get a good look at the girls all lines up at the bar.

Overall, I was SHOCKED by how many Cubans were there. Maybe I expected 1-3 of them. Girl after girl they would be straight from Cuba! Speaking of, the place had 4x the amount of girls to guys. I was a kid in the Cuban candy store. LOL. Anyways, most girls spoke pretty but English but that isn’t something that Google translate can’t solve! You have to get creative sometimes to get what you want. I was expecting more girls with work done but was surprised by how many were “natural”. Anyways lots of different shapes but if you aren’t into Latinas this isn’t for you. I saw one black chick and one that was white but could have been latina. There were two girls that went over the top bimbo style but were boo’s up the whole night!

I wasn’t in a rush and wasn’t expecting much on a week day. I usually order my drinks at the bar to get a look at new girls that hit the floor. Not that that was a problem in this spot since you could see the whole place from any seat. Except VIP that is. More on that later. Anyways, Coronas we’re $8 at the bar and I tip $2 bucks. I don’t buy drinks unless your an ATF and this was my first time here. Anyways the bimbos were tied up, so I settled with a A chest Cuban with a nice fat ass. Clearly fake but not over the top fake. If I can’t find a bimbo (tits and ass overly done) then this is the second best. Honestly she hit me with the same move the 7 girls before her did. Quick intro of your name then her fake name then private dance. That’s pretty much sums up every single girl. Anyways, she was dry as hell but then brought her phone at. We did some flirting thru Google translate and said I was horny!