Man, that has to be the corniest piece of hack work to pass through here in a while. It reads like some Chamber of Commerce film script from the 1950s...
"See, while Scores is a strip club, it seems like they fancy their image just a little beyond that."
"The dancers. Ah, there it is. You've got to figure that a place that decorates its space with dark wood and strategically-placed televisions (and those fancy lighting accents) is not about to scrimp on the dancers. And Scores doesn't."
Guess the ad worked because some of us read it. Obviously no pretense to appear as a legit review as the author refers to the club in first person implying he is either owner or employee. Based on the information provided and the attempt at deception, I wouldn't go looking for this place in a town with so many options. If the guy was on the ball he would have instead, offered some sort of reward for TUCSL members to try out his establishment. I don't think he is going to impress THIS group with his line of bull.
Perhaps they already have. Post reviews that holler ADVERTISEMENT to generate some smoke and then mix in some scholarly works for synergy and, well, it's showtime. :)
"Hands down the best club in Vegas. And I've seen the inside of about two dozen of them - the good, the bad and the ugly. Voted tops in the local newspaper poll. Wide variety/selection of ladie. 3am to 6am is the busiest shift. Expect to see 200 or so entertainers on the floor ... and to be landed on hard plenty ... during those hours unless you hide in a corner. When in Vegas, make the Rhino your first stop."
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"See, while Scores is a strip club, it seems like they fancy their image just a little beyond that."
"The dancers. Ah, there it is. You've got to figure that a place that decorates its space with dark wood and strategically-placed televisions (and those fancy lighting accents) is not about to scrimp on the dancers. And Scores doesn't."
*groan*
Perhaps they already have. Post reviews that holler ADVERTISEMENT to generate some smoke and then mix in some scholarly works for synergy and, well, it's showtime. :)
"Hands down the best club in Vegas. And I've seen the inside of about two dozen of them - the good, the bad and the ugly. Voted tops in the local newspaper poll. Wide variety/selection of ladie. 3am to 6am is the busiest shift. Expect to see 200 or so entertainers on the floor ... and to be landed on hard plenty ... during those hours unless you hide in a corner. When in Vegas, make the Rhino your first stop."
Don't ya just love it!