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Cheeques

Linden, New Jersey

Good place if you don’t want to drop 300

I’m at this place between 3pm and 6pm during the week two or three times a month. Sometimes parking in the lot can be a problem and the place across the street tows. Always a…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Nice club, attractive ladies, good value and private rooms, but I picked a dud

Resubmitting this with more details… I think this is probably the best place in the city right now. Arrived around midnight and paid a $10 cover. I’d guess 20 ladies working - most looked pretty good.…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

Not What I Was Expecting

I was way out in Central Jersey recently and decided to check out the (in)famous DDs before I headed back home. It’s a nondescript building in a residential neighborhood just off the main drag…

Club Omaha

Omaha, Nebraska

Continues to exceed expectations

This is a followup from my last review I left a few months ago now that I have had more time at the club and gotten to know more dancers and the staff. Ellie and Angel-…

Luckys Cabaret

Vernon, Connecticut

love the afternoon girls, but this visit the vibes were off

Place has a lot to recommend it weekend afternoons. High-quality physical space (if a bit weird), nice happy hour specials, sparse but enjoyable afternoon squad. Vibes were off for this particular visit, though. There's an antechamber…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

Lovely Latin Lady Lana at Atlantis

Found myself back in St. Pete and felt like Latin. I went shortly after they opened. No cover. Layout has been described, but for purists: one single long bar on the…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Typical early evening at TDs.

Went in Friday December 12th at around 6 pm. 10 dollar cover if you get there after 5. Free before 5. Kust got a bottled water at $4 + tip. I like the setup of…

Gatsby's North

Akron, Ohio

A few new girls, but be careful of dance pricing

Stopped by around 4:30pm on a recent Tuesday. Maybe 6 girls currently working. However, a pretty new one that caught my attention... A blonde petite girl from Georgia with an extremely thick accent. I wasn't…

Vixens on the Beach

Fort Myers Beach, Florida

First time at the new Vixens on the Beach

Visited the new Vixens on a Friday afternoon; it's located where Fantasy's was, before Ian destroyed the building. The new building is two stories, with an entrance on the south side and parking on the…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

When the river flowed...

Went here before awhile back, but I forgot how small that parking lot is. Anyway paid 21 to get in. Got my soda and sat down. Cute gal, maybe Latina mix if…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Friday With Bambi

I recently visited Club 390 and had a very good experience overall. The atmosphere was lively, the club was clean, and the staff was professional from the moment I walked in. I spent most of…

Midnight Express

Smithville, Tennessee

Best place in tn

Went back on a Friday afternoon. I got there right at 5. Fellas, that is almost always a bad idea. 9 times out of 10 you end up sitting for 2 hours.…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

HiLiter Revisited

Weather has been sunny and perfect this month so went out for a relaxing Saturday afternoon visit to one of my favorite clubs. The club is located near the north central part of Phoenix in…

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Smash or Pass?

I like her everything. :D

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Smash or Pass?

I like her Daisy Dukes Shorts :D

Politics

Is gammy really Trump?

The evidence is mounting: https://apnews.com/article/trump-santa-calls-coal-infiltrate-christmas-eve-84e4c55caf0f974d7c22c20cb71c099e

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

100% VIP

Dropped by Vivide around 5:00 on a Monday afternoon. There were several spots open in the main lot, but I opted to park in the dirt lot behind the wood fence to save the $10…

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, Connecticut

Thursday afternoon

My visit was on Dec 18 Thursday afternoon when I drove through the Hartford area. It is advertised as Xmas party! It is straight forward to find the place -- right off highway I-91.Neighborhood surrounding…

Booby Trap

Doral, Florida

Day vs Night - still trying

This review will be an over all review after several visits at various times of day. Days: I had been to this club several times during late afternoon. Overall it’s been slow, but enjoyable.…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Inflation

Making the rounds, G Spot was shut down to do fire repairs, Absolute was hopping with a good number of G Spot girls pushing their wares. Ended up at Ole Glory Daze. OGD was hoping with…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Run of the Millstream

Pasty club but not strictly enforced. Easy parking. Cheesesteak was good and half off. Dancers run the gambit. Some really hot, some not so much. Weird part is that the girls aren't independent contractors; they are employees.…

Mirage Exotic Nightlife

Greensboro, North Carolina

Good to Go and Watch....Miss the dance

I went to Mirage during the High Point Market. They have no cover for the market visitors so that's a plus. The vibe is nice and so are the dancers. You see a lot of…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Monday started slow.

Was at Tattletale's from 2 to about 4. $5 each parking and cover. Beer was $8. Dances are $20. VIP for half hour is $110 plus minimum $200 for the dancer. Extras are usually extra and…

Spearmint Rhino

Dallas, Texas

Decent Management, Disengaged Dancers - Skip It

We walked in on a Tuesday night just me and two buddies looking for a solid evening out. Mia greeted us at the entrance and honestly, she was the prettiest girl we'd see all night.…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

high value thu

It was Thu afternoon, was heading to synn which is a stones throw away. Stopped in Rhino first and glad I did. Normally here I see 1 or 2 hot girls and several fatties. This…

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

It was one of the better experiences in NC

So the entrance to this place is actually the back side in the parking lot. As you enter there are stairs going down to the front desk area where you pay the $12 cover…

Lace

West Nyack, New York

Can’t spell lackluster without LACE

Stopped by on a Friday and unbeknownst to me, it was their annual Christmas “party.” You wouldn’t know based on the lack of decorations and advertising. I’ve described the layout enough times (hopefully that doesn’t stop…

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Strippers at Steel Panther NOLA show 12/20

So last weekend, Steel Panther (comedic glam rock band) were in New Orleans playing a show at the House of Blues. Depending on the city, they will hire local strippers to dance around on stage at different point during the…

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, Connecticut

Time is money!

Keepers is located at the end of an L shaped strip mall in Milford not far from I95. Visited in September on a Friday afternoon at about 4pm. No cover charge but I was patted…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Holy Shit

I was once a young buck here in TUSCL… my strip club game was never to seek out extras but rather… to get to know the girls, get them to hang out outside the club,…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Pastie-less? New rule?

Did they stop doing Pasties? Note: This was a week day night before Christmas. Ok, essentials: Metal detector with pat-down at entrance. Immediately to left pay hottie for entrance. Once in, immediate right a few steps takes…

The Pony Lexington

Lexington, Kentucky

Late Night Pony

After spending some time nearby at Cowboys, I thought I’d check out Pony. It was pretty late (near closing time), and I was almost the only monger in the place, but I actually had a…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

For me, a disappointment

After wanting to make it over to Hitching post for a while, I was excited I could finally make the trip. Went on a weekday around 2pm since I didn't want a packed and party…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

More of the same…less of the best

Walked in after paying the $10 at the church to park (I still hate it). Got into the bar area quick pat down and the lady who takes the money says “wasn’t you here…

Tijuana

Newb in TJ

So lets say I am a Newb going to TJ. I want to fuck a stripper. How does it work? How much do I pay? I want to take a viagra and fuck two kr three of them. No condoms

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First Extras In a Club

Mine was a Native America spinner with big hard boltons. She cranked me off in three songs. $60. Her name was April. She passed away from breast cancer a few years ago.

Club 21Twenty

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

Disappointed

Finally took the drive from South Philly. The venue is located in a road with a motel behind it. Literally the motel Is attached to club. There is tons of free parking. As you walk in to the…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Noob at BE!

Just off of a major highway in Los Angeles, Bare Elegance is right next to a gas station/convenience store. There is valet parking, but I chose to park myself. My first surprise was that in…

Gold Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Very low energy today

Dropped by the club today as I drove by the area. The parking lot looked fairly empty but enough cars to get me to take a look. It's free to get in until 7…

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College Bowl Season

So far. It has been a snoozer. Playoffs have been ok. 2 games sucked. 2 games were good. I think the bowl games will suck forever.

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Carnival Is Definitely Worth A Drive

Enough has been set about this place but here it goes. Free parking , located on busy road . The venue is really a sex store with live girls. Second floor is porn theater 10…

La Vida Gentlemen's Club

Sun Valley, California

Best place in valley

So I walked in late. You walk in and they pat you down. Nice inside the bar to the left stage is straight ahead and seating and chairs all around. They have tables and long couches…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

I will

The place is located on main business road. Lots of free parking, when you walk in straight ahead is the bar that sits about 50 today there were about 20 people there. Mostly white guys…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Guess they are waiting for Christmas

visited the Booby Trap on a Tuesday afternoon just before Christmas Eve. The experience here can be a bit of a gamble—sometimes it’s a winner, and other times it’s a dud. This visit felt more…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

I had the best night at cheetahs.

I went there hoping to have a good time and was not disappointed. I met up a old friend there had few drinks. Then saw one beautiful lady I've seen before many times. She always…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

Living off its reputation

In terms of safety, this club is lacking. Lots of customers hanging out outside the parking lot. I was harassed a bit before they noticed my husband come around behind me. This place markets itself…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Girls A-Plenty!

This place is just off I-76. If you are going East just use the Main St. exit in Akron and it is about 500 yards south on the right. The parking lot is a little…

Knockouts

Stone Park, Illinois

Chill, inexpensive spot, but be alert

This is my local spot. Usually chill, domestic beers are $4-6 depending on time of day, always a few gorgeous Latinas which is what I like. I’m writing because on Saturday December 20, I stopped…

Southern X-Posure Downtown

Salt Lake City, Utah

Hottest girls in SLC. Full nude is nice. The place is clean and nice. No opportunities to do anything but look though.

It’s located in a very industrial area but it’s a little out of the way and there is really no danger in the area, IMO. It’s placed in the middle of an area with nothing…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

Good money afternoon in the country

Having been to Boxxx Office recently and seeing their sign say they are closed on Mondays, I assumed Bristol was too since they are both under the same owner. Driving by one Monday afternoon on…

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I am really hurt by the number of people that have me on mute

It is depressing to be hated. I am a nice guy.

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

De stressing from work

I stopped in on my way home from a busy work day. Place was not very crowded. Just a couple of dancers making the rounds. I settled in looking to see who would…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

Night out with the wife at PHC

Wife and I made it to the club the weekend before Thanksgiving. It was about 10 at night. Club wasn’t too busy but definitely more going on than other clubs at the time. There was…

Medusa Lodge

Birmingham, England

An over-priced disappointment

Arrived around 11. The club is located in a dark area & when I came out there were hookers hanging around the street. Inside, it is well finished. After you enter the main bar (10…

Columbia Strip

Portland, Oregon

Happy customer

I went there on Wednesday 5 pm. Place has about 7-8 dancers, including 3 latinas. The place has 2 stages. I started talking to a latina, who was from cuba. She was mostly plastic (fake…

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Have you ever had a dancer mistake you for someone else?

I had this happen and it turned out to be a good experience. She came up to me like she knew me for years and I am 100% sure I never had seen this person let alone had a dance…

Atlantis

Ford Heights, Illinois

A Mellow Saturday Night

We arrived at Atlantis at 10:30 PM on Saturday. The parking fee was $10 and cover was $20. Security wanded us on the way in. The space has been described here many times so I won’t…

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2025 Year in Review on TUSCL

Whose contributions did you appreciate? What has changed? Top stripper experiences of the year? Favorite discussion?

XXXV Gentleman's Club

Sayerville, New Jersey

Good club with standard Cuban services.

Ended the night here after trying out a few clubs in a 20minute radius. Plenty of parking on a Monday night. Cover is $25 per person. You have to leave your phone in the car…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

Crystal City Restaurant sold to Paper Moon after 62 years in business

https://www.arlnow.com/2025/12/19/crystal-city-restaurant-sold-to-adult-entertainment-chain-after-62-years-in-business/ Well, CCR has sold to Paper Moon. I wonder what changes this will bring about. Both PM and Good Guys (same owners) have crazy high beer and LD prices. Hope they don't try to rebrand it as some faux luxury…

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Club OTB trafficking arrest, anyone have details?

https://www.fox6now.com/news/human-trafficking-probe-tied-franklin-strip-club-4-men-charged I haven't been there in over a year, but to anyone familiar with Denver it always seemed like Shotgun Willie's. Sorry if this has already been discussed, I couldn't find anything on this site.

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, California

Amazing start to the Christmas week

Christmas week meant vacation season is in full swing at work and I had this full week off. What better way to spend the time than head to Cheetahs as it had been a while…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

The Monday Before Christmas At BT's

Ok my first review on this site! Let's dive in. I got to BTs around 10:30pm the Monday before Christmas. I figured there'd be a lot of people there this day since people have down…

Spearmint Rhino

Santa Maria, California

Good times in nowhere.

Went up to fabulous Santa Maria for a “club function”. Had a few brothers in from out of state and wanted to treat them to a good night. Luckily there was a local skin club…

Show Palace

Long Island City, New York

Best full nude club in NYV

I went there on a Thursday night. Cover was $25 dollars. However I found a coupon on there website which if you print gets you free entry before midnight. Also it’s a 2 drinks minimum…

Vixens

Fort Myers, Florida

Had a great first time at Vixens

Came in here for the first time on a Friday at around 6:30. It’s a bit small and there is a main stage in the middle with 2 poles, seats around with tables and vip…

Breathless

Rahway, New Jersey

“You have to have a drink to sit here”

This is my second time here. Last time was last year in the summer during day shift. Had a good time if I recall (I posted a review from last time). Walked in no cover. Simple…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Anyone wanna be a party consultant?

Sometimes you want a steak, sometimes you want McDonalds. Caddy’s a dinky little building right off of 146, next door to the Home Despot and right around the corner from Foxy. Can’t miss…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Mostly a good time

Visited on a Tuesday around 5 it was mostly empty but started to fill up by the time I left. There were probably 50ish women working while I was there; most were Cuban and there…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Slow start on Sunday

I came at noon on a Sunday. Without a car, so I can’t say anything about parking. Cover was $5, which I was surprised, because I thought it’s only in the evening. Coke was 7.75. Pushy…

Secrets Gentleman's Club

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Brief but pleasant weeknight fun at Secrets

I spent the night in Tulsa a while back to break up a long drive from Indiana to Texas and decided to check out Secrets, a club over in Sand Springs that I've had my…

Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club

Bound Brook, New Jersey

Great experience with Mature Latina

I went around early evening 6 pm ish and the club was a bit busier than I thought. Many patrons around the bar and there were decent amount of dancers (around 12-15). The place is…

XXXV Gentleman's Club

Sayerville, New Jersey

Xxxv experience

I went to this BYOB club pretty late, around 1:00 a.m., and it was still fairly active when I arrived. Apparently, the club stays open until about 4:00 a.m., which makes it a decent late-night…

Men's Club Of Dallas

Dallas, Texas

Mens Club Dallas - Great Experience

I have not been here in years. I was bored with Fort Worth so I thought I would try Dallas. I pulled up to a loaded parking lot, there is a valet option but…

Black Betty's

Sayerville, New Jersey

Saturday evening at Betty’s

I don’t go to these clubs too often, but this would definitely be one of my more frequent places to visit. Hadn’t been there in about 6 months and there were a lot of new…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, Michigan

Don't call it a comeback

Stopped by the Lansing Vu for the first time in years and might need to do it again soon. Stopped by around 5 pm and parking lot is well lit and seems plenty safe. Walk…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Did Dolly quit

I haven’t heard her name in the lineup recently. Did she move on to a new club or hang up the heels?

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Passed on Devon and didn’t regret it.

Keeping club description short. It is most reviewed club on here. Pink building, big parking lot, big square bar, 10 dollar entry fee get you two drinks, and Dances are $30 for a 4 minute…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Good not Great

I was bored so I made the trip from Chatttown to Huntsville on Saturday evening. I've had some very good times here and some meh times here. This trip was in-between good and great. The…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Cheetah - Good Vibes on First Visit

Went to Cheetah for the first time in early December. Had been to Booby Trap in Pompano which is a much larger place with a different feel. When I got to Cheetah around 3 PM…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Solid Wednesday night

When enter met by front door man who is easy to talk to & deal with. Can get change right there when walk in. Good vibe, good enough lighting, and always a girl on stage.…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Month of Visits

The past month I have visited Thursday-Sunday. Thursday and Friday afternoons continue to be the best shifts I frequent. Sundays have gotten a little better with shifts which is nice to see, I would say…

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TUSCL Bookmarks & Favorites

I have a tough time going to these to see which ones have been updated. Is there a way a Sort Selection by Name, City, or Last Update be possible with a future TUSCL morph?

Gatsby's North

Akron, Ohio

Nice building, easy parking, boring night

I stopped in on a recent Saturday night and I have to say I was kind of disappointed overall. In terms of the actual facilities, it's not a bad looking place. Big circular…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Chicas continues to be the best gamble for me in Vegas.

Chicas is basically a must go for me during every trip to Vegas now. My most recent trip, I went on a Wednesday afternoon. They didn’t charge the $5 cover (I guess they tend to…

Hollywood Cabaret

Southington, Connecticut

Wednesday Afternoon in Hollywood

My last review was a "meandering novel," a fair enough criticism; this one will focus on one visit starting around 3:30 on a Wednesday about a week and a half ago. Unfortunately, it will still…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

Another fantastic time!

It had been a while since I visited the club. Very easy to get to, a couple of miles off 95 in a residential area, plenty of parking, in a lot off the street. Building…

The Filly Gentlemen's Club

Smithton, Pennsylvania

Ass shakers with legal troubles

It’s been awhile since I have been here. I was aware of the X-Mas Party and thought that might be fun. Arrived right at opening, tried the door and still locked. Didn’t end up getting…

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Strippers are Getting Fat/Shaving Heads

This might be a Seattle thing. The women her are not known for their looks. Is there an epidemic of fat strippers? Can we find a stripper uunder 150lbs? Whats with the number of strippers getting buzz cuts or shaving…

Atlantis

Ford Heights, Illinois

Good time in private rooms

I went to Atlantis during the Bears game and saw the second half at the club. During the game, I did not do any dances, even though a number of dancers asked. …

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Heavenly Day

I only club on occasion, so this was a random weekday visit to Cheetahs one afternoon. I’ll spare you the club description, as I’ve done that before as have many other reviewers. Admission was $15…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Ok Thursday night, but many of the hot dancers were occupied

This review is for Thursday evening. I arrived at around 9PM, and was able to park in the back. Later would be difficult. The cover was $20, and you have a minimum drink.…

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Dayshift?

How is the dayshift here? Enough girls for a stage rotation? Anyone have any experience?

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

A cultural night to remember

I visited Gallaghers 2k last month. I was in town for business and after a bad experience in the summer that was not allowed to get in inside as I was wearing sandals and t…

Mardi Gras 2

East Windsor, Connecticut

Half a year's worth of visits, Mostly Weekend Afternoons

Mardi Gras 2 tl;dr: $4-5 non-alcoholic drinks; $5-7 beers and CBD drinks; mid-teens for mixed drinks, no real well liquor available. Very raunchy tone and good to great mileage available, but not really an extras place. Stage show not…

Tally Ho Gentlemens Club

Rochester, New York

Not Bad for a Wintery Sunday

Cover: $10 Vodka soda: $8.50 15 minute private dance: $100 Context: it’s a cold Sunday a few days before Christmas. I was at the Barrel earlier tonight with less than promising results. There was a…

Hands from Heaven

Brampton, Ontario

Kaylee at Hands From Heaven

I drove over to Hands from Heaven on a Tuesday night after perusing their website at their relatively new location on Wolfedale. I used to patronize their old Brampton location that was taken over by…

Le Girls Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Second Visit to Le Girls - Mixed But Decent Experience

This was my second visit to Le Girls, my first being about 2 years ago. I noticed there seemed to be a lot more girls working this time around, though that could’ve been due to…

State Line Showgirls

Post Falls, Idaho

MJX211: the only local option

Context: I was back in Spokane for work after a long intermission. I though I’d see what the only local option had to offer. I visited from 9p-11p on a Saturday night. Not exactly…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Friday Night Bourbon

I stopped into Bourbon Street on a recent Friday night. I arrived around 9pm, no door girl in sight so club owner who was near the door just waived me in. Cover charge that…

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

THC drinks

Anyone know if they serve THC drinks here? Or any other Raleigh/Durham clubs? I'm booze free for a bit, but would still love to go out and sodas don't cut it for me.

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Quiet but decent Saturday at AW

I visited this club on a Saturday afternoon. It's connected to adult movie/toy store. Decent sized parking lot with a fenced off area if privacy is a concern to you. Paid cover of $10 at…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Billiards & Buttholes

10PM. $13 entry. Don’t think I’ve seen Sins with a Christmas tree up. $6 bottle of water. $7 for a Monster. The busty redhead bartender’s rack looked extra good that evening. Alabama game on TV. My…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

Christina is a GEM

Back to Delilahs around 730pm on Friday. There were like 6 girls working at the time which is odd for that time and about 4 other patrons. Street parking (dont park in the parking lot)…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Weekday lunch quickie

Visited here for a quick lunch time fix. Entry was free and parking was in a fenced lot and seemed safe. As you walk in, the bar is down most of the right…

Hobbeze

Lebanon, Pennsylvania

Merry Christmas and Happy Hobbezedays!

Back in the veritable strip club wasteland that is Central PA after some fun travels elsewhere. I have the Hobbeze Instagram page in my links and peruse the dancers as they post their schedules.…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Friday nights are better than Saturday nights

I'm a longtime regular at Cadillac Lounge in Providence. Recently I switched to visiting on Friday nights instead of my usual Saturday nights because IMHO the talent is better and the crowd is not as…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

An Aberration of Shifting Tides?

I’ve been here in the past and have written my review of the places, which summarizes to this place being just okay if you’re looking for mileage but incredible when it comes to the best…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Stay away from VIP

The club had a decent vibe. The music was at a reasonable volume, and the DJ kept things moving. The place felt clean and safe. Overall, the atmosphere on the main floor was comfortable and…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Disappointing first visit to Baby Dolls

Came for the free buffet with the wife. Food was basically buffet-style hamburgers and hot dogs (mid-tier at best). The waitress was super nice and attentive, but other than her, not a single dancer approached…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Pre Christmas fun

Despite missing the festivities of the Friday, I decided to stop by on Saturday and due to other commitments only got there at about 515. Parking lot was relatively full, but there was a few…

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3 things that irked me at a SC recently

just some Sunday randomness: 1) Gophers. A young, blonde, spinner was walking around with a halter top that showed off how amazingly real and jiggly her breasts were. The top halves of her halter cups were completely open and…

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When a former ATF unretires: Post Baby

So yoi have a former atf unretire. She has packed on the pounds post baby. You had great times. Bbbj, bbfs, greek. She was really sweet and always kind to you. She clearly needs the money bad. Now tho, ass…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Another Win

I walked in at about 12:30. I paid the $5 cover and walked in. I went and used the restroom, and then found a table to sit. I was getting approached about every 5 minutes…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

No improvement since my last disappointing visit

I've reviewed this club at least 25 times in the 20 years I've been posting on this website. I feel I should announce that anything pre-covid I wrote is inoperative and should not be…

Bare Assets Melbourne

Melbourne, Florida

A Relaxed Wednesday Night at Bare Assets

I stopped by Bare Assets Melbourne on a Wednesday night and was surprised by how busy it was. There was a steady buzz in the room, with plenty of dancers on rotation and a noticeable…

Dream Girls

Lake Station, Indiana

Waste of a Saturday Night

I was here for about 2 hours just hoping it would get better. It didn't. LAYOUT I don't really know what's going on here with the upstairs/downstairs clubs. Dreamgirls is downstairs and it's all I went…

Pink Poodle

San Jose, California

Retro club, will be back

Walking into the Pink Poodle on a Friday night felt like stepping into a time capsule of classic adult entertainment. The exterior is unassuming—a modest building on Bascom Avenue with a simple sign that doesn’t…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

All in all a decent night.

The place was pretty dead, so I rushed to the stage to avoid being hounded for dances before I had time to settle and get a feel for the girls. Spent a good couple hours…

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

We are reopened !

We are reopened as of today!! The fire was mostly upstairs and you can’t even tell it happened down in the main bar area!! It’s back to our normal hours and business as usual EXCEPT there’s no more smoking in…

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2010s Crazy Horse SF and a dancer named Colette

I used to be a long time Crazy Horse patron before the pandemic. Loved that era of CH that I got to be a part of, as a regular patron. Much has changed since then and of course the change…

Post-Game Clarity: Why Even the "Perfect" Girl Loses Her Charm

I am sure that many of the guys have experienced that “post-nut clarity” after a session (no matter how wonderful). It is a feeling of apathy where you don’t want to go back to the club right away and even if you do, you are in a state of “suspended animation”. After a session, my mind is least interested in pursuing women. Please don’t get me wrong, I still enjoy the amazing vibes, the people watching and the wonder/awe one experiences seeing one’s wildest dreams being played out in real life. The intent of this article is to first discuss this feeling of disinterest after one has finished a session with a girl (do you also realize that no…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Does SKY still work at Paradise ?

Hello everyone, I don"t ever see SKY"s name on the roll call. Why is that? Does she still work at paradise or has anybody seen her lately?

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Voodoopriest

Should this be Baristafan's new handle, since he summons so many zombie threads from the grave? Or how bout Phlegmtaint?

Fine Line Lounge

Mendon, Massachusetts

Christmas Party Video Star

There was a video from the Christmas Party last night posted on the club Instagram this morning of a dancer with enormous tits putting a beer bottle happily between them (it was since taken down likely because the dancers tits…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Christmas Party

Did anyone go to the Christmas Party at the Playhouse yesterday....was it any good...I was unable to make it.

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Smash or Pass?

I like her face :D

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Christmas Party?

Unfortunately, I was not able to make it to yesterday's party. Did anyone go? As we all know, the Millstream is not for the hardcore monger. More for usually pleasant conversations with typically attractive girls and generally decent lapdances.…

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LA area hiring requirements

Does anyone know what’s required in terms of getting hired and how spontaneously a girl can work at clubs in the LA area? If a girl is standout hot and a good dancer can she show up and just…

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Anybody for sisters?

I like their bodies and bikinis! https://www.instagram.com/p/DSJxuYhAM-S/?igsh=MWcwejBnc2FseWYyag== Smash, or pass?

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Onyx, whats up?

Anyone know anything about Onyx? Super hot, extras...

Darling Gentlemen's Club

Barcelona, Spain

Need to Know!

There was a tallish blonde girl with short ish hair, big lips and a great body. Briefly remember a tat on lower back too. Need to know if she still works there and/or her name! thanks

Mary's Club

Portland, Oregon

Anyone know what happened?

Anyone in the Portland area know what happened to Dahlia and Cobra at Mary’s Club? Did they stop dancing? Last time I saw Dahlia on the dancer schedule was back in April 2025.

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R U Gay if U Get Aroused When an Escort Licks Your Taint?

Asking for Baristafan. He didn't specify the gender of the escort.

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Why Do You Go to Strip Clubs

Why do you go to strip clubs? A) To think you are cool and hang out with hot chicks? B) Stage Shows with Naked Women C),Its just a bar with Boobs. D) Clean Lap Dances E) To fuck Strippers F) You are a pathetic loser…

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Who is @minnow

Who is @minnow and why is he such a fag?, Does he ever fuck women?

The Economics of Stripping

I've been club mongering for over a couple decades now and noticed that inflation hasn't hit the clubs nearly as much as other industries. not that i'm complaining lol, but when i started a lapper was $20. This was a nude mostly air dance. That same club now has dances for $25, $5 added around 10 years ago because of a supposed "sin" tax. That's the excuse they used. Contact nude lap dances were as much as $30 at other clubs around that time. Those same clubs still offer them for $30 today. There may have been a bit or more than a little bit of "shrinkflation" in the length of an average lap dance, but still mostly…

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Need a Ruling : Price Wars

You atf stripper is holding her rates for you at $400 for bbfs. Her friend that is also esl starts offering it to you for $300. The cheaper on is a little hotter a just as dirty. What do you…

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Chains Versus Indies

One thing I loved about strip clubbing in the past was the high percentage of strip clubs that were independent businesses, usually being only one location. Some were run by the same family over multiple generations. They were all unique…

Tijuana

First Time To TJ

Thinking about a first TJ Hong Kong trip somewhere around the third week of January. I’m a 63 retired from PHX. I’ll likely drive over. Anyone want to meet up on the US side of the border and head over…

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Messages

Thank you for bringing the messages back

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

A Message to Mgmt. Bring Back Love & Maylana

We need Love & Maylana back. They suck the best dick.

Politics

Unitary founder?

It looks like, based on the Unitary Executive Theory, Trump has rewritten the bios under the portraits of past Presidents in the White House to talk shit about them. Is founder going rewrite our bios in our profiles to…