What do you wear to the strip club?

Golf apparel (lightweight and non abrasive).

t shirt and non-abrasive shorts, with 2 or more pockets. Never under any circumstance wear denim.

And never wear a belt unless I know 100% I'm not getting dances.

Shorts and Tshirts when it is warm. Sweat pants and sweat shirts when it's cold. Always commando. If dress codes don't like what I wear. I go elsewhere.

I wear a cape, top hat and white gloves and carry a cane. Seriously though, I mainly just try to wear clean clothes and shower before visiting a strip club. Wherever I go, I get told I look like a high school teacher because I dress somewhat conservatively. It helps not looking like the smelly homeless guy with no money when I walk into a strip club.

I wear the same shirt and pants every time, so my dog knows where I am going and doesn't ask questions.

Commando in sweatpants. Cologne. Then a polo or button up to offset the sleaziness of being commando in sweats haha.

Screw Rick's NYC, Papermoon in VA, and Tattletale in ATL for banning sweatpants 🤬🤬🤬

Clean slick, gym shorts and a clean T-shirt and flip-flops. Commando too.

I wear whatever I have on. If coming from work that means a dress shirt, slacks and nice shoes. If coming from golf or weekend activities it’s a polo or tee shirt and nice shorts. But occasionally I’ve gone to the strip club after fishing, and I’m wearing a sweaty long sleeve performance tee shirt with gross cargo shorts and probably flip flops, with a sweaty baseball cap or a bad case of greasy hat head, and I stink like a combination of sweat, diesel fuel, sunscreen, and fish. Surprisingly this doesn’t seem to deter the girls. I typically get the same attention / response from strippers regardless of what I’m wearing.

Living in SoCal with weather nice usually most all year, I wear golf shorts and golf / polo shirt for work every day and that's what I wear into a club during the afternoon.

Ones hygiene is just as important. Brush your teeth, comb you hair, maybe shave a second time that day.

^ A lot of dancers love my facial hair, and they wouldn't be happy if I've shaved within the last two weeks!

@iknowbetter i dont think smelliness/hygiene matters so much if your only doing lapdances. Any kind of extras and they can become bigger concerns. That seems crazy that they dont even care about a sweaty, diesel and fishy smell- theres definitely girls out there who have avoided guys for sweat smell alone.

I like to wear basketball shorts, no undies. They're too big, so I can easily slide Mr. Johnson out the pant leg for DO barside dances.

@pussylicker2 how big is the johnson. Its got to be pretty big if you can just slide it out the basketball shorts like that.