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Michigan Enjoyer Reel

Here is a reel from the Michigan Enjoyer about why the strip club industry is collapsing. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVgdkHuET2p

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

BabyDolls Dallas just about Always Delivers and this Night it Outdid Itself!

BBD is my go to. Cheap to get in, always at least 50 dancers (many Cubans), with the right girls extra's to be had very easily upstairs in the chairs on the sides of…

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Article Spam Button

Just a quick shout out to Founder for the relatively new spam button that makes playing whack-a-mole on pending spam articles more efficient. There appear to be far fewer attempts these days, and the ones that do show up are…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Underwhelming

It's been a few years since I've been to Centerfolds so I decided to give a try. I got there around 6:30 pm. The parking lot is in a better shape than it was in…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

Slow afternoon at The Lodge

This club is a high end club and that is obvious from the set up and the luxury look. It is a very safe and comfortable club. I only had limited time about a 2.5 to…

Perfect 10 Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Decent break from traffic, but not much more than that

Friday lunch time traffic on I-35; the bane of central Texas. I decided to stop by this club as it’s conveniently located near I-35 and 290, which is riddled with constant construction and copious amounts…

Mouse's Ear

Knoxville, Tennessee

Never as good as the 1st time.

I was passing through Knoxville last week and decided to stop in to see the dancer that entertained me the last time I was in town and sure enough she was! As others have mentioned you…

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NBA cancels Atlanta Hawks Magic City tribute night

https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/48156644/nba-cancels-atlanta-hawks-planned-magic-city-tribute-night I had to laugh when I saw this story on ESPN.com

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Maybe I'll go to the casino!

The place has been reviewed many times, but I will give the brief details. The bar is located a bit outside the busy tourist area, but close enough. It is a modern looking building…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

Harley

Anybody else meet her? Skinny blonde chick with tattoos last seen in mid 2025. Haven’t seen her since! Kinda sad. Always had a great time and it seems like she changed her number.

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Slow Friday Late Night at Divas

First time at Divas in a couple of years, but not much has changed. Seemed a bit darker inside this time, but that's about it. Same attendant in the bathroom even. Anyway, pro tip, park across…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Monday rama night

Was in the area of the Rama again and decided to stop in. Had been a while since my last visit. Showed the Instagram Ad and got 50% off entry. So $10 there then another…

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Phoenix clubs: day or night?

In Phoenix briefly. I'd like to check out Les Girls and Hi Liter, and my choices for time slot are Monday late night and Tuesday day. Which time would y'all recommend, considering I like white spinners? (I've been to Bourbon…

Buck Rubs Gentlemens Club

Reading, Pennsylvania

Better than publicized

I was here a little over a month ago .. Thought I would try again. Still dont I understand the very negative reviews of here or maybe I just catch decent nights. Once again I…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Has something changed?

I showed up on a Monday afternoon. In my experience, the less busy the more likely for some extra fun. I’m not going to describe the layout, I think it’s been done enough. I paid…

Secrets Gentleman's Club

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Amazing night at Secrets

Went there around 9:30 PM at night and initially found about 2-3 dancers taking turns in the stage. A dancer approached me and we were chatting for a bit about the club. The waitress asked…

La Pearl Lounge

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Still a Viable and Affordable Neighborhood Club

Parked on street...various free parking on streets adjacent to club. Just be sure to not block driveways. $10 cover paid to guy on stoop before entering . Or, if nobody is there, pay bartender.…

Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, Illinois

Couple VIP Room

My wife and I typically visit the gold room roughly anywhere between Thursday through Sunday. We decided to visit their special on Thursday being the $10 dances. This was the 4th time being there in…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Lapper factory

Stopped by here mid afternoon recently. Easy to park and no cover and security and hostess very nice folks. Uh..then I got heavy sales pitch only 30 seconds in the door. 2 dancers in my…

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Strip Club Therapy in Austin

https://www.reddit.com/r/Austin/comments/1rp8ke7/best_strip_club_for_mental_health/

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Caramel bimbo beauty at Papermoon Springfield

Classy, safe, hot girls including a caramel bimbo beauty. Details: It is a standalone building, relatively nondescript except for the sign. It's surrounded by wide streets and an ample parking lot. I walked to it from…

La Esquina Lounge

Edinburg, Texas

sinclair's Review

La Esquina Lounge is an after hours club. They don't get busy until after 02:00 when the local bars close down. It will be empty if you come in early. They don't have a liquor…

Club Aphrodisia

Zürich, Switzerland

Ukrainian supermodel sex maniac at Club Aphrodisia Zurich

Ukrainian supermodel with enhanced tits, a lot of great sex. Details: The bordelle is in a charming old stone building, several stories high. There's a front entrance (from a busy street) and a back entrance. I…

Scarlett’s San Antonio

San Antonio, Texas

One and Done

Was in the area and decided to check some places out. After tuscl research decided on Scarlett. Got there around 10-11pm. Cover was 10 and given a wrist band. Club is very open and lighting wasn’t…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

GREAT Lineup Late Sunday Afternoon

Club details - Plenty of safe parking available. Upon entering you pass thru a metal detector. The bouncer at the day knows me enough to wave me in. When you enter the club the main…

Looker's Gentleman's Club

Elizabeth, New Jersey

Busy Sunday with good variety

It was Sunday about 5 and the parking lot looked pretty full. Once inside I was frisked but not asked for a cover charge. There were over 20 women there, one of which was having…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Time for a cellphone/social media ban

I finally think I’ve hit rock bottom here with the phones during the day shift. First off to appease the moderators - large purple box at the corner of two busy roads. No…

Cockatoo

Yankton, South Dakota

It will work but nothing amazing.

I stopped in again on my way west to see how this place is doing. I swear nothing changes here. It's more of a bar with dancers than an actual strip club.…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Free dances tomorrow...

This club is in a great location near major roads and the area is safe and secure. Michigan Avenue is a main road that leads directly (eastbound) to downtown Detroit. The building and the lot…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Took some twins for a boat ride

Was curious after my last trip to Rick's, so I decided to check it out again. Same set up as always, parking in the back was mostly empty. Walked past the old entrance or…

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So Your ATF Stripper Gets Divorced

When do you make your move?

Allure

Atlanta, Georgia

The club is reopening

Per Instagram the club will be back open Thursday 3/12/26. No hours shown.

Zanzibar Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

Solid first time at Zanzibar - worth a visit

I didnt see any fresh reviews for Zanzibar and decided that I had to see it for myself on a recent work trip. Went in around midnight. Paid the cove charge ($10) and while I…

Red Rose

Austin, Texas

Nice afternoon visit with a new dancer.

Went by on a Wednesday about 1:30. Cover charge was $5. Be careful of the step down as you enter. Bar is on the right and the mainstage is on the left as you enter.…

PT's Showclub Louisville

Louisville, Kentucky

The best quality in town, but by far most expensive

I have frequented many of the clubs in Louisville over the past few years, but I have avoided PT’s. If I am being honest, it is just because of their prices. It’s just a little…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Best Late-Night Private Dance Ever!!!

Decided to checkout Sinsations on my first night back into Jax even though it was a Sunday night. Really surprised to find the front parking lot completely full upon arrival so figured this place…

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Great visit with a beautiful, hot dancer.

Went by on a Wednesday a little after noon. Day parking in front of the club is $5, but there is usually street parking across the street. VIP access is normally $35, but on Wednesdays it's…

The Pink Pussycat Lounge

Tampa, Florida

More like a neighborhood bar

During trips to the Tampa area I have always been wanting to stop by. I had driven by but never when it was open. Circumstance put me in the neighborhood early one Thursday evening. Always…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

First time at New Locomotion - I’ll be back

My first visit to New Locomotion, and let’s just say I’m all aboard for this train. I arrived just after 1230 on Thursday and was a little hesitant at first. It was just me and…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

Been years and still a good time - Wed Night

Been a number of years since I’ve been back in the Phoenix area so I thought I revisit Christie’s Cabaret in Tempe. Setup: Located in a safe strip mall close to a Waffle House and…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Lessons Learned For Next Time

Was my first time at a strip-club and I'm not sure Thursday was the night to do it, but I learned alot. This place isn't really about polework at all, go for the VIP because…

Club 15

Lake Hopatcong, New Jersey

First time through

This was my first time coming through this place even though I've passed it countless times when it was Pumps, High Heels and Stilettos (I don't shit where I eat). Setup: If you're headed north, you'll…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

First time at BDD

Lived in Dallas my whole life but never visited the infamous baby dolls. Was a fun experience. A little different from my other clubs (mainly BWD) biggest thing was how the lights were completely on…

Goldentime

Vienna, Austria

Americans First FKK

Location: The club is located in the southeastern part of the city in district 11. It was well connected to public transit, as most things in Vienna are, and I took the street tram number…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

First time in years and first time on day shift

This place used to be my go to and I would be here every other month or so but that was 15 years ago. I think the last time I visited was about 2 years…

MTM's

Powell, Tennessee

Smoking hot and smelling like smoke

Inside and out it looks a little sketchy, but some of the dancers are pretty hot. When you pull in you see a broken down shed and an old rv in the back that both…

Dreamgirls at Sodo

Seattle, Washington

Socials?

I am trying to find the insta pages for a few of the dancers, specifically the Asian spinner. Can someone share? The club use to have an insta page, but they deleted it for some reason. Now you can’t…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Eating Pussy at Pandoras

I love it. Most allow it. Monse, Liz, Mandy, Sylvie, Lux are my favorites. . Who's pussy have you licked?

Politics

Another day, another leftist radicalized to kill Republicans

Leftist supporters of Islam, the voting base for Ihlan Omar, Rashida Tlaib, Zoran Mamdani, and even self-destructive liberal jewish democrat party hacks like Bernie and Chuck, continue to be radicalized by leftist rhetoric and mainstream media dehumanization of Conservatives and…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Thursday On The Cum Up Here

I’m beginning to like what Rhino is doing here on Thursdays. After they moved their idiot manager (M) to another club, this place has taken a big step in the right direction (on Thursdays anyways).…

Club USA

Tumon, Guam

Be ready to spend for A mystery surprise

Since there weren’t too many Guam reviews, I decided to take the time to write up my experience about Club USA. If you’ve never been to Guam, the strip clubs are half strip club and…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Instagram or Other Socials

Does anybody know if Synn has a social media presence? Or any girls you may know with public profiles on IG?

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Enjoyable afternoon

Arrived about noon. Bouncer at the door told me to wait for the other bouncer to return and seat me. I got a seat along the wall and tipped him. The last time I didn’t…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Very Fun Afternoon

Walking in from the gravel parking lot around 3:00 in the afternoon I was greeted with the usual black out dark entry. I always play a game, can I make it to the bar…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

Extraordinarily Average

Average strip club appearance with opportunity for upside. Busted around 1 am on a Friday night. $10 cover and $5.50 for domestic. Had two stages going the whole time i was there. About a 7/10…

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Stuff you like to over indulge in

The people that know you, sort of associate you with ODing on whatever that is. -When I'm on the road I always get this big jug of whole milk be it in the car or walking around the city. I…

Chicas Bonitas

Dallas, Texas

Seedy but enjoyable

Me and my friend went there for the first time. There is a 10 dollar parking fee. I believe a 25 dollar cover charge. 25 per lapdance. And I got a corona that cost 9…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

Eh- it’s a corporate club

SODO is a pretty typical corporate club. The venue is mainly just one large room with two stages, but only one was ever used. When you walk in they have a full service bar which…

Politics

Kumbaya time

Finally a political issue we'll all be on the same side about: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8-D_MjiMgw

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War's Over

Trump never would have bombed them if he'd known they were QAnon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBULJgZk7Rg

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

WELL WELL WELL, WE FOUND A GOOD SURPRISE!

This is another trip of many multiple trips I go to. Usually when I come here to enjoy a little bit of free time whenever I go to So Cal, I usually go to either…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

One time experience in LV

I came with my friend on a Monday. The cover was $50+tax. As soon as I walked in, 2 beautiful cuban ladies attached themselves to us. We had some small talk and I saw there…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Jessica Made Sunday a Fun Day

Found myself in Seattle on a Sunday and didn’t have to work until Monday so I figured I’d check out the weekend scene at Pandora’s. Parking lot was almost full so I thought the…

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From Dusk Till Dawn

Watched From Dusk Till Dawn for the first time last night. I’m not into the horror/fantasy genre, so I wouldn’t be a fair reviewer. Lot of talent in the cast and the cinematography, but it seemed more to offer visual…

Ragtime Gentlemen's Club

Woodland Park, New Jersey

Quiet spot

Stopped by ragtime around 630 on a Monday night. It's located under a bridge in a safe quiet area. Large empty parking lot. The place recently got painted and is sort of…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

First Time HK Experience Ends in a Trio

First Trip to TJ – HK Review: This will be my first review. I have been lurking here for some time now. I've read quite a few existing reviews in preparation for my first trip to…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Probably a new favorite north Maimi club

Not sure why I have not been to this club before, I do travel to South Florida a lot, 4 or 5 times a year. Spent time in most of the Pompano clubs and maybe…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Tootsie’s a must visit at Miami !

I went to Tootsie's a couple of months ago. It was the best experience I've had in any of the clubs. The club was neat and clean. They serve alcohol as well; I got Jack…

Show Palace

Long Island City, New York

Had high expectations, the place didn’t quite make it

I visited Show Palace around New Year's . The place was silent, and the DJ wasn't entertaining either . I paid $20 as my cover and a further $5 as a tip, as the…

Tijuana

Global entry

Does anyone know if the global entry lane is open to return from TJ? Planning a trip next month and wasn’t sure if the global entry closures at the airport is effecting the border too?

Glamour Girls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Pit Stop at Glamour

Happened to be in the area so I decided to stop by. Place looks like it used to be a restaurant. Not sure if I would come here during the nighttime. Walked through the front…

Silk

Passaic, New Jersey

Thursday upgrade visit

I reviewed this place a month ago and said I was gonna go back and I did - this time on a Thursday night around 9pm. This place is located in Passaic in a fairly…

Lipstix

Council Bluffs, Iowa

A Visit Worth Repeating

I have made a couple visits recently, one daytime one nighttime. This was my first in the daytime. Walked in about 3PM, no one at the door, no cover. Went through metal detector, it…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

I take it all back! This place ROCKS!

WHAT FOLLOWS BELOW IS PURELY A WORK OF FICTION FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY AND IS DEFINITELY NOT REAL AND MOST CERTAINLY NOT WHAT HAPPENED TO ME ON MONDAY 3/2 NIGHT. ########## Where to begin? I have previously…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Ouch, pull it off quickly

Bandaids can definitely be a "hit or miss" club and appropriately for Spring Training season, this visit was a definite a swung and missed third strike with the bases loaded in the bottom of the…

AJ's

San Jose, California

No longer has dancers, just a sports bar now.

Don't bother.

Night Moves

Bloomington, Indiana

Good night good drinks

Went in on a Friday night. A lot of dancers working and it gets pretty busy. Entry fee is 7 dollars on Fridays and 5 on weekdays. Drinks are fairly priced at 8-9 dollars and…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Thursday Night VIP Booth Dance Experience

On late weeknight, I called ahead to get my 50$ cover waived but woman working the front desk told me just to park nearby and walk up to the back entrance and tell them "I'm…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Crowded and expensive but fun

Was staying in LA and decided to make the drive to City of Industry to check out the legendary Synn. I arrived around 11pm and the lot was full. I circled a few times and finally…

Pink Lady

Clarksville, Tennessee

Sunday night at the pink lady

Got there on a Sunday evening around 10pm parking is easy, you enter the club through the back of the building and park on the right side. Cover was $10 depending on when you get…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

Jaguars closed

I was having a discussion with a stripper at PT's about the local strip clubs here in Indianapolis and she mentioned this club had closed. I checked this Friday night and it was closed. I drove down the street to…

Vegas Strip Gentlemen's Club

Battle Creek, Michigan

Casino Afterparty

I stopped in on a whim around 9pm after winning some money at the casino on a Tuesday. There was no cover charge or drink minimum required. When you walk in there is…

Déjà Vu Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Trying out DejaVu on a rainy Friday night.

I lived in Brandon for a couple years in the mid 90's and never went to any of the clubs over on Adamo because Mons was Mecca for me in the 90's, so I…

Peppermint Hippo Neenah

Neenah, Wisconsin

not the place for a lap dance

This club is on an access road by the highway – a little hard to get to if you miss the turn. The parking lot is well lit, and the club is clean. I haven’t…

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Strip Club recs in Chicago area?

I am 27 and been to two strip clubs in my life, but honestly would like some fun this weekend. No plans, friends out of town, and honestly would rather go by myself. Try something new for a change. Last…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

Personal opinion

Who is the best girl to go for? Which shift is worth it? Personal opinions

Politics

Gas has increased 80 cents a gallon in one week

Who knows where gas prices are going? This war with Iran is going to be a total financial disaster. All of this to distract from the fact that Trump rapes kids.

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Good girls but expect to pay

Entered on a Wednesday right before 9pm, did not have to pay the $25 cover charge since I entered before 9. Cocktails are $25-35, beers are around $15. There were not many customers on the…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Best Club In Miami and Nearby - High Mileage, Good Value, Nice Place!

Have covered nearly all of the clubs in Miami (and nearby) and found out Booby Trap Pompano to be the best one! I have been to Booby Trap 3 times now, and this review is for…

Pavlov’s Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, Texas

Pick of the litter

Showed up on a Wednesday evening around 10pm. There was maybe one other guy there. The dancers were all sitting around (expected). I was strictly going in for some lap dances. Went straight to…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Tuesday drive through

Stopped by during a road trip back up the east Coast. Place is easy to find off the Turnpike . Arrived about 4L00 PM…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

The Saturday Stopover

The club sits outside Madison about 30 minutes. It's not a big sign so don't miss it at the stop sign intersection. Only one entrance with a metal detector. Early Saturday afternoon 7 dancers…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Frustrating Dynamic

Prologue: I've been to the HP at least a half dozen times over as many years- my last review 3 years ago was entitled "Consistently Satisfying". While there are good looking dancers and good…

Platinum Nights

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Early on a Friday Night

Came in about 8 pm on a Friday night. There were less than 10 customers there but probably close to 25 dancers. There is a small bar area with stools, but a waitress was walking…

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, California

Tough Night at Pink Diamonds.

Agh this damn club man. It used to be Deja Vu Noho. Great club back in the day pre-covid. Parking is free but i think you got to tip. Admission was free for me and…

Politics

Economy seems f'ed

https://x.com/KobeissiLetter/status/2029912852018937897 Bad: people losing their jobs Good: more strippers and sex workers to make ends meet discuss

Magic City

Atlanta, Georgia

Should the Atlanta Hawks partner with Magic City?

https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/magic-city-responds-backlash-over-hawks-magic-city-monday-night I don't care. I wouldn't go to either.

Essex Gentleman's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Too short for review

Decided to check this place out on a Thursday evening. Spent way too little time to make an actual review since this. I don’t use the word tra$h often but maybe I would in this case lol. 4-6 in my opinion…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

(Not So) Sweet Spot Monday

I thought that visit was off to a good start by snagging 1 of the few parking spots just north of club. The visit itself turned into one that sucked due mainly to 2 of…

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Stripper Complacency

When you encounter a situation where a once high-performing service-provider begins to provide either lower or inconsistent service, how do you react? For context, assume that the service level, even with the reduced experience, is still better than that…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Great Afternoon for an Early Christmas Work Break (afternoon)

I will start off by saying that this was always my 'go-to' when I lived in STL. The place has a fun vibe and it's just a familiar home for me and my buddies. There…

Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club

Bound Brook, New Jersey

It’s 5oclock somewhere

New favorite spot. You can walk in no fee and get a beer for about $7, sit at the bar and watch the girls. This time went in around 5pm. Two will dance and then…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

What can a couple expect to pay here?

Does the price double for two people? Are extras still possible?

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Any goth girls here, especially ones with high mileage for couples?

I'm (f) going to be in Miami with my partner (m) soon for a night. Looking for goth girls ideally, but open to any kind of pierced/tattooed (or even not if there aren't any with what I'm looking for),…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

It was nice for a early evening fun

I haven't been in a while and although I came early there were places to park on the right side but there were too many major pot holes so I just bit the bullet and…

Class Act Show Bar

Tampa, Florida

Never again

So, took an uber here from Westshore based on some feedback on the Cuba talent. You pull up, but walk through the side door, not the front one facing the road. Walk in,…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

Not a bad on monday evening: rather opposite

It was a monday evening entry. cover charge was $25 each. I went in around 9:30 pm. Because it was monday evening, the vibe was chill. A few clients meanwhile about 15-20 girls roaming. One dancer was dancing on…

Compound Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

A fluke, but the best kind.

I’ve been meaning to write this review for a while. None of the clubs in Chicago offer much so I usually drive to Flight Club in Detroit which is pretty much the best in the…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Good early weeknight

First time for a multiple day trip to Phoenix so I got a chance to check out some club action for the first time in a couple of years. I will write a separate review on…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Why the up charge on phones

Stopped by 9n a recent Sunday night. Was told $5 cover. Ok, no problem. Driver’s license scan by door girls phone, not a fan. Need to check your phone at the desk. Or keep it…

Castaways Gentleman's Club

Duncannon, Pennsylvania

Hours say open Sunday at noon

Parking lot says otherwise at 4:30 PM last Sunday

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Visited HK during a business trip to SD

I was on business in SD and decided to hop over to HK for the first time since hearing all the hype about this place. It was a warm, clear Friday night. I had a…

Partners Tavern

Erie, Pennsylvania

Got the job done

Partners is on the outskirts of Erie, in the middle of nowhere. The place looks like a wooden shack on the outside, and the inside is old wood paneling with catering hall…

Creekside Cabaret

Hatfield, Pennsylvania

Tuesday Night

Arrived around 5pm (earliest I’ve ever been here). No cover, just a friendly pat down. Bought a beer for $6. There were about 6 dancers working (AA,C,A). Mostly older dancers in their 30s with all…

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Healthy cynicism in the hobby

You just have to always be ready to for things to go south in these clubs. At any moment. I'm not at all surprised went it does. I don't start off all ghetto, I'm friendly going in every time, very…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

No more naked sprint!

I do not come here regulary as it is a bit out of the way and I find a better value in Providence. I was in the area so I stopped in. It is…

Politics

Kristi Noem - OUT!

DHS had a lot of political distractions. Had Sanc-States/Cities just cooperated with scooping up the bad Illegals, the op would have been fine like it was in non-Sanc States/Cities. The Dems used disruption as a tool to light-up their Useful…

Déjà Vu Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Has potential for a good locals club but needs more dancers

I stopped by here around 9pm on a Tuesday to check it out as I heard it was a good place for locals. The location is great, it's basically walking distance from the Wynn or…

Luxor FKK

Leinfelden-Echterdingen, Germany

FKK Newbie

Was visiting Stuttgart and had to stop in. Took an uber and paid the 69 euro entrance fee. Then went into the locker room to store my clothing, took a quick shower and put on…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Just call this place a mixture of Dancer Royale and ACE

Dropped in to check this club out again after two months of being open. Arrived around 7pm. No cover until 8pm still I beleive. The place was not crowded but not empty either. I…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Fairly Sweet Time

Fair weekday afternoon at Sugar 44. Came in after work so it was maybe around 5pm ish. Can count the number of times I have been here over the years. Arrived with the sun up decent…

Sunrise Sports Gentlemen's Club

Paterson, New Jersey

A time at Sunrise

Located across the street from ST.Joes is Sunrise. This establishment has a huge parking lot with plenty of parking. Entrance is in front of the building. As soon as you walk in you’re greeted by…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Meow Mix, Friskies and a Tom Cat

Georgetown area of Seattle, easy traffic access coming up from the south off I-5 by way of airport way. Free parking was available in their lot and also nearby. Entering the club: Entry/exit is a long…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Favorite Club in MIA

I love this place. I've visited many of the major Miami clubs over the past few years, and I've pretty much settled on this being my go-to spot. The vibes are laid back and the…

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Hot Cartoon Chick, What Could Go Wrong?

I don't know how this got into my feed but I can't stop watching it lol... https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVT5VifDc5L Watch it with the sound on. That's actually what she's saying. I don't know why this made me think of strippers. No that's bullshit, this…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Mid-Day Snacks

I had some free time between meetings downtown and figured I could waste an hour at Rick’s. I got there at noon. There was no cover because I was there so early. Door man looked at…

Rosewood Theatre

New York, New York

Not what it used to be

Went to Rosewood after a long hiatus. They remodeled the club, which was okay but it doesn’t look dramatically different in my opinion. I arrived around 930. It was pretty quiet, maybe 10 dancers…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Scratched the itch on a weekend night

Over the last year, I’ve mostly been a daytime patron. This time I arrived right before 8pm on a Saturday night so I didn’t have to pay a cover charge. The parking lot was not…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

My monthly maintenance

Monday night lights. Drove over and pulled into the huge parking lot. Nice industrial area. Wendy’s across the street and Wawa down the road. Lot was kind of full for a Monday. No cover on…

Nikita's

Wellford, South Carolina

Social media

Are any of the girls on social media? I would like to see some of the talent before driving down.

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

The limo

Are extras still a thing in the limo?

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, Florida

Older dancers blocked me, but might be ok for some

I hadn’t been to spearmint rhino before, but was in the area so I thought I’d stop in. I arrived around 11pm on a Friday night- and place was fairly chill with maybe 20 customers…

Rachel's Steak House and Men's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

GPS at this overrated club that doubles as a steakhouse

Overrated. Getting there and the club: 1/2 block west of I-95 on 45th, on the right. Easiest club to find, not the best to get back because you can only ext right and then cars speed behind…

Colorado Bar & Grill

Houston, Texas

Hit or miss

So I have left a review on here before. This place is hit or miss. I went a Thursday a few weeks back. Last time I was here I parked for free. This was roughly…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Long time since last visit.

Long time since I've been to Boogies. Arrived to a nearly empty lot. $5 day cover and $10 night time cover. Veterans still free. Stale smell of cigarette smoke hits…

Politics

Next Supreme Leader

Has to be either Khemeini, Khimeini or Khumeini. Outside chance of Khymeini.

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Coaches you'd love to play for

I saw Lou Holtz passed today. One of the greats. Maybe you guys player a sport or two growing up. Who's a coach that you'd just love to play for. Personally. I'm not sure if that is the same as…

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Strippers and long commutes

Met a stripper the other day (Pompano club) that claims she lives in Brickell (downtown Miami for those uninitiated) Wanted a tip just for talking because she has "$50 ubers" back and forth. B****, work closer to home and/or get a…

First massage parlor experience

I was in the mood to hit my usual SC to try out a couple girls I've noted on previous visits. Saw a couple of their names on the lineup posted to the SC's website. Unfortunately I've also been dealing with a sore shoulder and neck from a few days so I googled for massage places on the way and spotted a cluster in an office park right behind one of my usual grocery stores. The old brain-a-roonie started hissing and clicking as it developed a masterful plan. Porque no los dos? Could the stops be combined, you know, for efficiency? Now, I've never been to a massage parlor so I started clicking around, trying to distinguish the legitimate from…

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Cheetahs Raleigh

Anyone have any information on a dancer named Peyton? Does she still work there. Seemed like extras were on the table for repeat guests.

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Does anyone know if a dancer named Candace is still working here?

I used to like getting dances with her a lot like 1-2 years ago. She still around or not?

Alameda Strip

Los Angeles, California

How are the vibes of this club?

I am flying out to LA soon and am wondering if this spot has any dancers that have nice hourglass figures or MILF dancers? Is this spot high mileage or low mileage?

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

VIP Rooms?

In Greenville on business in a couple of weeks and thought I would try out Lust. What can one expect in the VIP there?