Saturday afternoon visit to Club 390

TL;DR: Reasonably priced club with a nice variety of dancers and good mileage in the fully nude private dance room area. Did not partake of the VIP lounge.

I decided to check out Club 390 for the first time on a Saturday afternoon. Arrived around 2 PM and walked past the empty check-in area, through the unattended metal detector, past the empty main stage area, to the mostly empty bar, where a reasonably cute bartender collected the $5 cover charge and served me a generous pour of Knob Creek ($10).

Got my bearings and a dancer eventually qmade her way to the main stage for a three song set. Was quickly beset upon by an attractive South American girl who appeared seemingly out of thin air and, after some very minimal chitchat, asked me if I wanted to do some dances. I was game, so off to the private dance room we went. The private dance room had a half-dozen or so cubicles each with a comfortable small leather couch and beaded curtains for “doors”/privacy. Dancer got fully nude very quickly. She was totally fine with roaming hands and was grinding on me pretty aggressively. Dances were $20 per song and the DJ definitely cut the songs short. Was quoted “$400 plus a tip for me” to spend a half hour in the VIP lounge with her with the enticement that it was “more private in VIP.” I wasn’t feeling it, having just arrived at the club and not having had a chance to view the other dancers, so I politely declined.