Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club
1836 S A St Springfield, OR 97477

Oregon's best for sure

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twaumpster1
May 3, 2026, 5:30 AM
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Visited: Sunday Afternoon

Best stop on the 2026 "Quality Assurance Tour". The club is in Springfield, but easy to get to. For those that have to stash cars and/or phones, there are some good nearby options. Be creative, but use caution as well!

 

Arrived around 2pm on Saturday, and opened the door directly on to stage and the days' winner was on the stage. DJ to the left. No door or admission fee at this time of day. The board showed 6 names. Bar is to the right. Paid $4 for a bottle of water and left a $1 tip. Immediately had to run to pee, and must say, the bathroom is no cleaner or dirtier than it has been in years. Somehow it is locked in a state of stinky strip club male bathroom time warp, including the three high worn out pieces of duct tape that keep the toilet stall door closed.

 

Sat down, and Fairy was still at the stage. Went up (because she's a 9!), tipped and introduced myself. She asked if I wanted to do dances. I believe is was $25 topless in the dance area and $150 nude for the VIP room. At the time I said, "maybe, will you be around?" and she said of course. Sincerely, I just wanted to take in the talent, although I could've saved myself 30 minutes watching the rotation, but I wanted fodder for a review.

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