Currently, I have my big three when it comes to mongering. As of right now, Hong Kong is still my no.1 while Scandallo is no.2 and Globe is a close third.
I’ve been to several strip clubs and brothels inside and outside the United States. However, with this being a public forum, I can’t fully disclose the activities of certain United States strip clubs. Just know, ITC and OTC action can be found in the U.S. for the right price But these U.S. bitches have lost their mind when it comes to selling some puss.
Matter of fact, I made a list of P4P prices in my notes section on my Iphone. It’s quite fun to look at with prices in local currency and emojis that represent the females from all over the world and inside the United States. Send me your email and I”ll send it to you.
For example, OTC for a nice looking Atlanta dancer (African-America) is now up to $500 minimum to 1000 (use to be $300). Top-tier chicks swear their getting $3000 USD to fuck. While another girl that will remain anonymous, told me a guy offer her $10,000. LOL. Now this bitch got to be lying because she was working at Wackos and Sinsations in Jacksonville came up to the A and expecting some shit like that. FOH (fuck outta here). Now, when deciding whether you should plan a trip to Scandallo, Hong Kong or Club Globe, it all depends on what you’re looking for because they all offer something different. When I craving a certain something, this is my guide.
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Best looking bitches – Scandallo I have said this time and time again. I have never seen women this gorgeous in one setting. Not just in a brothel or strip club, I’m talking about anywhere. From the best strips clubs like Magic City (ATLANTA) to Tootsies (MIAMI) and Booby Trap (Miami-OTR) to regular clubs or hotel lounges like Club Liv in Miami or St. Regis hotel Atlanta. The women of Scandallo surpasses them. They dress in their evening’s best and look so polish, classy and so delicious. Their hair, face, tits, ass and all the way down to their pretty ass toes. In the words of the late great Chad “Pimp C” Butler, TOP NOTCH HOEZ.
Best club/party- Hong Kong While Scandallo has the best looking girls, there is no party like an HK (Hong Kong) party. From the monthly events on Wednesdays, Monday and Tuesday discounts and just the sheer crowd on the weekends (Friday and Saturday). The music pumps 24/7, the shaving cream shows, the sports going on inside, the multiple rooms and just the sheer number of bitches from all over Mexico. Yes, it’s on a little decline but it’s still the BEST.
Best Logistics – Hong Kong (close second SAO due to Delta fucking Alaska)
I would love to get to the live porn of Club Globe more often. It’s just too damn far. And one of my jobs requires me to be in the United States. They even have their own VPN to make sure of that. And airfare to Zurich is not cheap. I mean it’s the most expensive city in Europe (at least one of them). During this time of the year, airfare to Zurich can range from 1300 (if you’re lucky) to 2400 or even 5000.
Right now, it’s fall in Brazil, so you can get there for 1000 or less. Quick tip – It’s cheaper to fly from MCO, JFK, or EWR. Check around. One time I took a 600 RT flight from MCO to GRU (Brazil) while the RT back had a layover in Atlanta. Guess who didn’t make their connection.
San Diego is the best logistically. Even though airfare to San Diego is the highest I’ve seen it in two years. You can blame Delta for that. I was getting dirt-cheap airfare from ATL to SAN on Alaska but Alaska stop that flight because of Delta. Now I have to weigh taking a cheap flight to MCO to get to San cheaper or pay a more expensive flight to get a direct flight from ATL to San via Delta.
Accommodations- Hong Kong This one is not close. The fact that you got access to pussy 24/7, 2 restaurants (Senda Norte is better), a full gym (TJ Fitness) and a Caliente casino all within a block of Hotel Cascadas is a win. I have gotten so much work done in Hotel Cascadas or in restaurant Azul with the only outlet in the booth near the waitress station. It’s nothing like a playcation. Spending money on whores, while making it back without taking PTO. Also, all the PPV events are in the room. You can fuck a bitch while watching the Ryan Garcia or Canelo Alvarez fight or any other game. I fucking love hotel Cascadas. I gotten the best sleep and pussy in that room. I love linking my YouTube premium to the TV and they have 3 porn channels too and ESPN in the rooms.
Best service – Scandallo I feel the service in HK has started lacking. All girls want to give cover blow jobs and they have scaled back on a lot of freaky shit. Some bitches don’t even kiss no more. That’s not the case at Club Globe or Scandallo. You can go club Globe website now and see what services each girl offers. From Golden showers, CIM, COB, DFK, ball kisses. Some services run long like a damn Cheesecake factory menu. However, with that being said, Scandallo wins when it comes to services. Bareback Blowjobs (BBBJ) goes without saying. It’s like a handshake in Brazil. In Rio or Sao Paulo. It’s so much competition on a weeknight, them hoez are willing to do anything. I think the next time I’m there I’m going to get a bitch to suck my toes just to see if she will do it. I’ll make sure I’ll get a pedicure that day so I wont’ cut her lip off. LOL!! I’ve cum in multiple girls mouth (GLOBE too). There are some girls that will let you pee in your mouth. Wow. That’s some Dubai shit. The freakiest thing I’ve done is nut in a bitch’s mouth and damn near every girl in there has eaten my ass. And they are pros with it. This little spinner was darting her tongue in and out of my ass while jacking my dick. That’s a hell of some coordination.
Best overall value- Hong Kong with Globe close second Scandallo expensive AF. Don’t let those Reals fool you. It’s not the sex itself, it’s the mandatory cover, the dining room credit, the room each time you fuck. If you saw my last review, I dropped a stack ($1000 USD) on a Thursday. I had to scale that shit back and fortunately enough I found out a little bit more the Sao Paulo sex scene and you definitely don’t need a Scandallo to find a bad bitch to take back to your hotel for the same price as a Scandallo minus the extra fees. You can go to a restaurant and you’ll know who’ s “working”. There is like 5 restaurants I know of in Sao Paulo that proez frequent and act like regular girls. I met a bitch at Banana Café which I thought was just a regular old restaurant and she was just a regular girl. Nope, she was an escort that traveled the world to sell her pussy. Sao Paulo was just a stop before she went to London. After I devoured that delicious salmon with risotto, I took her back to my hotel in Paulista and blew her back out for $1500BRL (about 300USD, no extra shit). You can do the same. Go grab a table or sit at the bar and check out the restaurant for dessert.
But when it comes to value within the club only, Hong Kong and Globe is close. I would give it to Hong Kong because there is no $95 CHF cover. Also, if you have a room, you can just fuck as many hoez in there as you want. I get a double room. One to fuck in and one to sleep in. Then I get on the third floor and just load up with sheets just so them hoez won’t see the last bitches pussy juice stains.
I like Globe value too. 95 CHF (Swiss Francs) for a very erotic experience. Also, them hoez can’t upsell you. $150 CHF for half and hour, $300 CHF for a full hour, if you go 45 minutes it’s 225 CHF. I had this beautiful Brazilian Romanian I fuck in the cabanas for a grand total of 325 CHF in which I paid at the reception desk with Swiss Francs, Euros (which I had from Germany) and my (Atlanta) Falcon debit card. They do charge extra for a credit card usage. Why the extra 100 swiss Francs. For “extra” it’s another $100. I dropped the biggest load in her mouth. Bitch didn’t blink and drunk in like it was cold Kool-Aid on a Summer Day.
Most erotic and novelty experience – Globe by a mile Well, if you just read the above, you can see why Globe is like an experience like no other. You don’t have to go on Public Sex Tuesday to see Public Sex, but it’s definitely erotic. The girls are good looking, but kind of basic model like for me. I’m an Atlanta guy who likes that fake Miami and Atlanta ass look.
But what they lack in looks, they provide in the freakiest way with the open sex and live porn. In on of my last reviews, this bitch was fucking this old dude and the way she was fucking him like a pornstar made me grab the closest bitch, put her on her knees and give me head while my meat throbbed while they went at it. I don’t even remember what the bitch look like I grabbed.
When that bitch was done, I waited an hour and grease that ho in the cinema room (detailed it in my last review). I’ve actually been checking the daily girls calendar on the website to see if she is there right now. She was for a bit, but right now she is absent. But when she comes, I plan on jumping on a plane to get some more of that. But in general, the daily sex shows (gangbang Monday), just makes club Globe one of one.
Best food in venue – Hong Kong The sushi is good and the burgers are amazing in Scandallo. But, Hong Kong’s 2 restaurant options in Senda Norte and Azul gets the nod for me. I love the quesadillas in Azul and I crave the enchiladas over a Senda Norte (red or green sauce) as I type this. Breakfast at Senda Norte is really good too and you can get a discount with your Hong Kong VIP card.
Best food in the city (Tijuana, but Sao Paulo close) I’ve been to a lot of nice restaurants in Tijuana, Zurich and Sao Paulo. Surprisingly, there are some really good restaurants in Tijuna like Mision 19, Lorenza, Mochomos and Oryx. I didn’t really care for Oryx but it was ok. Mision 19 is probably my favorite. The thing is, a nice dining experience is only going to cost you a fraction of the cost as it would in Zurich (or in neighboring San Diego). Sao Paulo has some pretty good restaurants with decent prices and they are much nicer from an aesthetic point of view in Sao Paulo. But to me, Tijuana wins here too.
Better city (Favorite City) Hong Kong Tijuana Yes, Zurich is a better city as far as looks, transportation. It is one of the most expensive cities in the world. Sao Paulo is great too. The biggest city in all of Latin America. They all have decent regular clubs and bars for regular hoez. When I’m in Sao Paul or Zurich, I just sight see the popular museums, churches (yeah I know church is ironic when I’m mongering for sex) and just waiting for the brothels to open. However, Tijuana has ALL of the things I like the most. Pussy, tacos, U.S. city nearby, good restaurants. I can watch all of the U.S. sports games and bet on them. . I can’t do that in Zurich or Sao Paulo. I feel cut off from the world. And with Hong Kong having a hotel upstairs, I can go back and forth from fucking a ho to work much easier. And again, Hong Kong never closes. Scandallo and Club Globe does.
Overall Mongering Winner
- Hong Kong is my winner
- Scandallo
- Club Globe
What are you mongerers top 3 clubs in the world? I need some new entries
