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2 weeks ago

Philly Airport recommendation

Hello fellow TUSCLers. Need some advice from the fellow Philly experts. I’ll be traveling via Philly airport later this summer and wanted to get some nearby club recommendations.

Here are the details I’m considering

Club some place near the airport, on the way to I-95 to north (NYC direction). Visiting either Friday early evening or Sunday around midnight. Budget around 300 Hoping to stick around for 2 hours or less. Prefer White or WOC, on the younger and slender side. Latina ok too but 2nd tier. Prefer extras available, but def full contact dances are a must.

Thanks!

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ilbbaicnl

If founder is elected President in 2028, there will be strip clubs inside the secure area in international airports. Cubans will fly in to dance without having to go through Customs and Immigration.

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mjx01

My condolences on flying PHL... at lease (hopefully) it appears that you don't have to make a connection there. Hopefully you can avoid the F concourse.

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SalaoLikeSantiago

Lou Turks is probably closest - I haven’t been there since the renovation, but expect neighborhood girls, good 2-way contact, minimal extras until you’ve put your time in. Oasis and Purple Orchid are also close. Read the Purple Orchid reviews - your outcome with a WOC is guaranteed. The Oasis used to be great, but hasn’t been in years…occasionally you can find a gem but the vibe is depressing. If you get on I-95 on the way to NYC, in less than 30 min you can get to Cheerleaders, Risque Philadelphia, or Delilahs. Rule-out the latter with your budget. Cheerleaders your best bet, but it can take some savvy to find the right dancer for extras ($20 lap dances are a good deal though). Have fun!

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shailynn

PHL - worst airport in the north east? Change my mind.

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LongLegs

Purple Orchid all the way!

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skibum609

^^ agree and because of that I will fly jetblue out of worcester ma, but never American because they connect through Philly

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Reachme

@salaolikesantiago, thanks I’ll look into each place. Much appreciated the kind intel!

Regarding Philly airport, the real reason I’m using it is cause it’s cheaper to fly to FL compared to NYC airports. Especially now that Spirit is gone, and I have to buy multiple tickets. I’ll be going up with a group, coming back by my self. So the thought is to check out Philly clubs along the way home…

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dickdecker

Purple orchid. Very close all WOC and quite the experience

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mjx01

Define worst. IMHO driving to/from EWR is worse. EWR was arguably worse before their new A concourse. F concourse in PHL was very 3rd world in the past although wasn't appalling last year. FWIW, I seem to have worse luck on AA (PHL) than UA. Both EWR and PHL are pretty bad for connections IMO. If you're O&D you should IMO have less problems.

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