Two new to me!

I showed up today after an early exit from work hoping to run into some girls I'd become well acquainted with. Moreso for the sake of this review, I'll go ahead and mention that LDs are $10/song, VIP is $30/, and $40/ after 9p. Blonde Camila (as opposed to the brunette one) was busy with a client, and Cherry was nowhere to be seen, This at first seemed like no problemo when I laid eyes on Liz. I'd never seen her before, and after a few minutes, I figured out why. She is Cuban and has been around PHX for a few years, but just turned 21. She'd been working at HL for only 2 weeks! This young lass looks like a dark version of porn star Ana Cherry plus 15lbs minus the tats. Nubile and shapely, but not overly athletic. I'd have to reluctantly give her a 9/10, b/c an 8 objectively seems too low.

While sitting on my lap, she was ALL OVER ME, rubbing her face on my neck, hugging and rubbing my thigh, so I'm there hoping this attention all translated favorably in VIP. We soon ended up back there, but to my dismay, it was a bit of a bait and switch. VIP was finnnnne, but not what I was hoping for. I'd say 4/10 HL VIP contact. No stickshifting, and got may hand gently redirected when OTP was attempted. After 3 songs, I was done trying to push boundaries. I gave her a hundy while she oddly went to her calculator on her phone and ended up with "150" on the screen> This is how much she said I owed her!

Well, once I realized the low mileage situation I may end up with, I strategized to give her a total of 3 songs max to get her out of her shell. When she didn't, I knew EXACTLY how much I owed her, plus $10 tip since I only had a Benjamin. In a very unflustered way, she said she would go ask the window troll what the count was. At first I thought she was trying to ROB me, but the casual nature of inquiring with the official counter gave me pause. I figured that if after 2 weeks she still needed a calculator to count up the tab for a few VIP dances, then maybe she has a hard time distinguishing between 3 and 5 songs! Anyways, I went back to my seat and didn't interact with her again.