The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Okay Monday Night

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photoguy19
May 6, 2026, 5:57 PM
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Visited: Monday Evening

I visited Crazy Horse on Monday night. Getting there was easy as it was a 5 minute walk from my hotel. Cover charge was $20 and there was not ID check or pat down at all.

 

Once inside the main room is long and narrow. The "bar" is against the front wall, then there's a small section of seating with a tiny round stage. Behind that is the main sage which has two poles against the back wall and a very thin strip that sticks out half way up the room with auditorium seating on either side.

 

I was offered two seating options, for $20 plus two free drinks I could sit in the front section or I could buy one drink and sit back by the main stage for free. I opted for the later and grabbed a water for $7.

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