I went so you don’t have to !!

I noticed there hadn’t been a review for this place in YEARS, and after visiting, I now fully understand why. I figured I’d jump on the grenade for future travelers since I was working nearby for the week and decided to stop in on a Saturday around 9:30 PM. What followed felt less like visiting a gentleman’s club and more like accidentally walking into an abandoned VFW fundraiser.

First challenge: actually finding the place. It’s a tiny red building sitting in a dark stretch of road just past the glowing civilization of the McDonald’s/Chick-fil-A area. There’s basically no parking out front, which should’ve been my first warning sign from the universe. I circled around back and found PLENTY of parking, which immediately raised even more questions. There was an open door with a guy smoking nearby, but because of the dumpsters, fences, and overall “loading dock energy,” I assumed it was a kitchen entrance.

Nope. Main entrance.