Solid girls, meh people

The club itself is located a bit off the beaten path in a small cul-de-sac. The drive in is quite bumpy, but the exterior is easy to spot. As you walk from the lot to the entrance, you are immediately hit by the scent of perfume before being greeted at the front desk for the cover charge and a security pat-down. To the left of the desk is the VIP section and its dedicated counter. If you choose to purchase a VIP session, they run in 30-minute blocks and cost between $230 and $250, depending on whether you choose topless or nude. You should expect to drop another $200–$300 for the dancer’s tip and fees, bringing the total to around $600 for 30 minutes. I honestly enjoyed this the most as it gives you better transparency on prices, couple other clubs I’ve gone to have the dancer pay. Honestly think I spent a little more than 1000 now that I write this because I did throw those on my card, which in hindsight is dangerous. They also offer a "free" drink for both you and the dancer. Never bought a typical lap dance, mainly because I enjoy GFE and time with the ladies. (Yes I’m a PL). If you don’t enjoy sitting on perv row like I do but do enjoy watching the show from a bit back you can, the ladies after every dance eventually walk around the entire room to colllect tips which is nice, although it does suck if you just arrive because then it just comes off as them pestering you the second you sit down for a tip.

Once you pass the cover desk, you'll find a runway-style stage to your right and the bar to your left. Also strangely enough for me at least because I’ve never seen it, but there were 3 slot machines here as well. Not from PA, so this was unique to me. I visited on a Friday and Saturday and saw a phenomenal variety of women. The range went from busty blondes to a 5’0" goth girl in heels who was walking around with an orange pumpkin bucket like it was Halloween. A petite blue haired babe was pole dancing to Lincoln park which gave me a chuckle for stereotypes. Also fair warning, the Asian milf is definitely on the aggressive side, if you like that fair. If not, don’t be surprised if she pulls her tits out and begs you with her “tip for my titties” comment. I never go a dance with her but my one buddy did say she pestered him for an additional tip after a lap dance including one for the bouncer. I’ll avoid mentioning specific names and let you discover them for yourselves.

The lighting is perfect for the stage, although the sound quality depends entirely on the DJ. During most of my stay, the volume was either too loud or too quiet; there was hardly ever a happy medium. I just didn't care for this specific DJ’s style, but I mostly just heard him yapping for a girl to go on stage or blasting my eardrums with horrible music. That being said when he did find the volume and the music came out clear and insisted it was actually pretty solid. Judging by the handful of geriatric men I saw, the extreme volume didn't surprise me—there were a good amount of senior dudes in there who probably needed it that loud. So if you’re in your early 20s like me and haven’t blown out your ears with loud music prior you’ll have a bit of a hard time here.