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Sugar Daddys

Sauk Rapids, Minnesota

Visited around last Christmas (03). ...

Visited around last Christmas (03). Very big place, and very elegant inside. Staff was really nice, but that may be because I was on of only 6 guys inside. Nice dance area,…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Yeah, you get pestered every 30...

Yeah, you get pestered every 30 seconds to get a dance. Yes, for $25/song avg. (and the $20 cover), you can go through a lot of $$$ very fast. No, girls (at least…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

It's been several years since I...

It's been several years since I was at MBOT...I was in town with some friends from out of state and I had to show them the ultimate club. We came late and paid the…

Maxim's

Hamilton, Ontario

Club was clean. Nice and...

Club was clean. Nice and attractive staff. DJ could have been much better at intro's for the girls. Beatiful dancers, although there wern't enough of them, but for the few (maybe 10)…

Market Street Cinema

San Francisco, California

So after a complete rip off...

So after a complete rip off at MBOT, I was pissed and decided to go with one friend to the dark side, MSC. It took me two cabs to find a guy who knew…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

Easy parking, fairly good-sized, but not...

Easy parking, fairly good-sized, but not quite big enough to get cozy with the right girl(s). The chairs are also a little too high for me (not like Sheiks's in Mpls), but the girls…

Big Daddy's

New Orleans, Louisiana

Some hot women here, but be...

Some hot women here, but be very careful or the will remove your wallet faster than pickpocket. Really hot chick approached me, went private, she spent a shitload of time "adjusting" the temperature and…

Allstar's Gentlemens Club

Northlake, Illinois

An over-all decent place,...

An over-all decent place, All-Stars had upscale aspirations which it falls a bit short of. Dancers range 5-8.5, with fairly good variety, and most perform quality contact dances in private booths for $30.…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Went there midweek (Wed. I think)...

Went there midweek (Wed. I think) in the early evening. Not a lot of dancers, about 8. Most attractive and a few nice looking but not the best. Girls were very willing…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

stopped by last week. first time...

stopped by last week. first time since spring '03, so since the remodel. cover was $10, drink was $5. was there for a couple of hours and only consumed one, was not pressured excessively to…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

CCR is typical of VA clubs...

CCR is typical of VA clubs -- pasties and g-strings are the most you see (hence the low rating) but it has a good atmosphere, very much like a local sportsbar. There are no private/table/lap…

The Lamp Liter

Ottawa, Illinois

Visited Lampliter Sat. 7/31/04. Saturdays they...

Visited Lampliter Sat. 7/31/04. Saturdays they have an afternoon shift that goes from 1pm to 7pm, there is no cover for this shift. I got there a little before 2pm. There were five girls their,…

Pony T's

Sauget, Illinois

This club seems to be hit...

This club seems to be hit or miss. Went twice last week the first night there were a lot of girls - the sencond not very many and the quality was low. The…

Déjà Vu Tampa

Tampa, Florida

This club is physically very large;...

This club is physically very large; it looks like a former warehouse inside. There is one large stage and a couple of smaller stages. The dancers are relatively attractive, with a few very…

Tina's House of Angels

St. Petersburg, Florida

This club is located below a...

This club is located below a run down hotel. Finding parking was easy, which should have set off alarms. When I enter a new club I usually hang around the doorway until my…

Scarlett’s Rose

Round Rock, Texas

Went here for the first time...

Went here for the first time last Weds. Don't understand the hype and the high ratings on TUSCL. This place is old, tired looking and dirty on the inside and the outside.…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Got here about 5:30 Sat afternoon....

Got here about 5:30 Sat afternoon. $5 cover. Pretty quiet except for a large bachelor party that got on line just ahead of me. Decent number of girls, 1-2 on stage at…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

I used to live in the...

I used to live in the area and would visit on occasion. This club is all about the lap dances. Go up to the stage when a girl you want is up there and see…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Industrial Strip used to be an...

Industrial Strip used to be an awesome place to hang out for a few hours. What made it awesome was not the layout (it's pretty small), the prices (it's pretty expensive), or the stage…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

I have visited many clubs throughout...

I have visited many clubs throughout the USA including Tampa Fl., Central Illinois & San Francisco, Ca., taking all of the factors into consideration this club offers more FUN for the DOLLAR than any other…

Hawaii Theatre

City of Industry, California

I decided to try out Hawaii...

I decided to try out Hawaii Theatre last night after work. Got in about 11:30 PM and was charged $15 at the door. Took a seat at the tip rail and was charged…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, Illinois

Went there the other evening. ...

Went there the other evening. About 6 girls there, most were nothing special. Got a dance from a small Oriental girl, think her name was Julie or Judy -- she gave a great…

Big Daddy's Showclub

Kokomo, Indiana

Nice Place to go. Real...

Nice Place to go. Real classy joint and the woman are beautiful. Easy to get to and a good location. Lap dances were great!! A lot of friction. If you get a…

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Which Stripper has the most fun to play with tits?

Tara of Players Club in Baltimore.

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Early Saturday evening visit. ...

Early Saturday evening visit. Got there around 9. The usual comfy atmosphere, not too crowded. Drew was on stage upon my arrival...went to the rail to tip her and try to…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

I stopped by this club on...

I stopped by this club on a Thursday afternoon, and had a different feeling about it than I previously wrote. Although the club itself is pretty nice - nice lap dance area, VIP rooms,…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

This is a small gogo bar...

This is a small gogo bar in irvington.There are usually 5 to 8 dancers on shift.The dancers rate from butt ugly to an occasional beauty.The bar opens at noon and closes at midnight.There is no…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

This is a good club with...

This is a good club with a lot of mileage. The place is really small and the laps are not private at all. The laps are along the wall with everyone watching.…

Pony Too

Madison, Alabama

Club is on Highway 72 west,...

Club is on Highway 72 west, a bit past town. The building is a converted convenience store, so it is easy to pass by if you are not paying attention. Very blue collar club. Lots…

TD's Show Club East

Tucson, Arizona

WOW- major contact. I know...

WOW- major contact. I know I have reviewed this club several times before, but I haven't been all summer and I wanted to see how things are going. Went in the daytime and…

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, Colorado

Very busy place with lots of...

Very busy place with lots of pretty girls, but not a huge nasty factor. We went on FETISH night and there were girls in leather, school uniforms, and other assorted costumes. The most…

Coco's Lounge Living on the Edge

Miami, Florida

Went here last Saturday night at...

Went here last Saturday night at about midnight. I was disappointed in how few girls there were. And the girls that were there were ugly. Not the best vibe, was frisked for weapons after paying…

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

Very small club, quite attractive girls,...

Very small club, quite attractive girls, but no contact or nasty factor whatsoever. $20 cover, $10 drinks. Overall, it felt quite impersonal. Its a very small club with a balcony around the…

Sugar Bare Vip Lounge

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Ok so now I start my...

Ok so now I start my long 4 month travel to several 'business' locations. I am basically going to be in 11 cities in 4 months fixing problems throughout my company. I told Passion ,…

Teddies

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Not really a review here.... ...

Not really a review here.... Just an update. Just as things were getting better at Teddies, they were shutdown again. This time it will be until at least the second week of August till…

Show Case Gentlemens Club

Huntsville, Alabama

what is up with this place??...

what is up with this place?? Went here after going to visions first. Late afternoon on a wed. No girls on stage or anywhere to be seen. Left after 6 minutes…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

In my opinion, the best in...

In my opinion, the best in Minneapolis. Go during the day, girls are friendlier, mileage much higher. No alcohol, but nice environment for reasonable price. VIP Room upstairs probably not worth the…

New Solid Gold

Jacksonville, Florida

OK for Jacksonville but only so-so...

OK for Jacksonville but only so-so overall. The club is pretty small and doesn't get a whole lot of patronage, at least not on the night I was there. Yeah, the DJ can be obnoxious…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Still a decent club, but has...

Still a decent club, but has gone way downhill since I last visited. Bouncers in VIP rooms are now a problem -- "hands off the tits" are words that should NEVER be spoken in…

The Penthouse Club - Baton Rouge

Baton Rouge, Louisiana

I found this club different than...

I found this club different than what I am used to, but reasonably satisfying. The club is located in a safe high-end new development in Baton Rouge and looks like a typical "high class" gentlemen's club.…

Night Shift

Baltimore, Maryland

Night Shift seems to be in...

Night Shift seems to be in a transition period at present - not sure how it will all turn out. They are now opening at 4 PM, rather than noon. They have also…

Houston Dolls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

A big, big improvment. This...

A big, big improvment. This place is now a great addition to the church on Rankin Road. Also a bit cheaper than other Houston area clubs. Table dances in those fabulous little…

Shaker's

Stratford, Connecticut

Not really a review here.... ...

Not really a review here.... Just an update of the situation in Bridgeport Just as things were getting better at Keystone, they were shutdown again. This time it will be until at least the…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

First , let me say this...

First , let me say this has been one of the best in the phoenix area but things have changed over the past month or so. We visited on friday night and sorry to say but…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Other reviewers have hit on the...

Other reviewers have hit on the positives of this club: decent dancers on days or nights with anwhere from 10-45 working (depending on time & day), high quality $10.00 lappers, a fairly low pressure unique…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

I was here last wed. ...

I was here last wed. It is an ok club. Minus 2 points for the pasties deal. The girls were good looking but not too friendly. The lap dance for $22…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

I am a fairly new visitor...

I am a fairly new visitor to Treausre's. It is a beautiful club with the most beautiful women in Houston. Evenings can be a bit crowded, but lunch time is perfect with truly excellent…

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terms

what does LFK and DFK stand for?

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

… so I left the other...

… so I left the other club while I still had some money to try Ybor Strip. Its in a part of town that dont look as safe but the parking lot is well…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

i love the candy store. ...

i love the candy store. this is a fun place. the waitresses are great, really great and the ladies are as well. No one is pushy and everyone has fun.…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

Went on a Tuesday night which...

Went on a Tuesday night which is 2 -1 dances. but the girls will not tell you that unless you know in advance or ask. If not they will try to charge you full price.…

Christie's Cabaret Canton

Canton, Ohio

1 Why? Simple The girls are...

1 Why? Simple The girls are just flat out ugly!!! The Club in looks is a 10. The service is a 4 at best. THe managers 1. Yeah new club Christies spent millions to build…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, Illinois

What an amazing place. Strange...

What an amazing place. Strange but great. It's a bar in a large stip mall. I was there on a Friday afternoon. When you enter you are in the bar area.…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

I visited this Wednesday about 7pm....

I visited this Wednesday about 7pm. No cover charge. About a dozen dancers. Two who had tatoos and could lose a few pounds but all the rest were attractive. The club's web site list the…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

for the ordinary working man.. huggers...

for the ordinary working man.. huggers is number 1 in the world. for bill gates income tax bracket..... mons venus huggers vs mons venus... huggers wins easy...beautiful dancers,no cover,9 dollar pitcher of beer,…

Concepts Show Girls

Lawrenceburg, Indiana

Passing through recently and found this...

Passing through recently and found this little club. Overall a good experience, a mix of quality but average to good looking girls. This is a very small place so when it gets crowded…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Anchorage, Alaska

Was in ABC II earlier this...

Was in ABC II earlier this summer. Overall a pretty good place. There is no cover and they don't hassle you for drinks. The women overall were pretty hot. There were…

The Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Went to GC Friday night around...

Went to GC Friday night around 10:30 PM until about midnight. Admission (including 2 drinks) was $20 at the door, and the parking fee was $5. This would have been OK if things were great…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

This is a pretty good spot...

This is a pretty good spot if you're looking for a lower key night of respectable strippers. There really isn't a lot of extra service here, the lappers are fully clothed though there is…

Expose

San Diego, California

Went to this place a couple...

Went to this place a couple of Saturdays ago. The main stage is pretty small, and the room is pretty small also. The place was packed; it was mainly a college-aged crowd.…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

visited on $10 wednesday. found...

visited on $10 wednesday. found several of my favorites missing (tara, shea: where are you?) but managed to soothe my libido by visiting with Joey (petite and horny) and mckenna (gorgeous and cool).…

Night Trips Tulsa

Tulsa, Oklahoma

went on a friday afternoon no...

went on a friday afternoon no -cover at lunch girls range from 5-8 couch dance cost 20 doolars & done on couches against the wall received several from average looking asian girl named ling-lingvery…

Leather and Lace

Gastonia, North Carolina

Have been in this club a...

Have been in this club a couple of times in the past month. The afternoon dancers are fair to middling in looks: 5-8. You would think that the afternoon dances would be higher…

Stars 2.0

Anderson, Indiana

Another no-good club. Slow, not...

Another no-good club. Slow, not many girls, not much going on. Just seem to want your money without making any effort.

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

I have been to many clubs...

I have been to many clubs in my life. I believe this is the single greatest club in which I have ever visited. The women are beautiful, the attention is very friendly and…

Toy Box

Panama City, Florida

I should probably give this club...

I should probably give this club a higher rating, but I don't like being ripped-off. The old lady bartender failed to give me the proper change. I was supposed to get back $18.25…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

Great club...The girls are very friendly...

Great club...The girls are very friendly the wait staff is great also. I dont like the drink hustle...... I hope they calm that down. Make sure you go to this club if you have…

Spearmint Rhino

Boise, Idaho

This club is ok by Idaho...

This club is ok by Idaho standards. It has a pleasant interior and one stage. Although it is open during the day, there are very few dancers until evening. It has private…

Southern Comfort Lounge

Eldridge, Iowa

Definitely one of the better clubs...

Definitely one of the better clubs in the Quad Cities area. Went there on a Monday night, not terribly busy. Good mix of beautiful dancers, but it seemed that the ladies were mostly disappearing…

Vanity Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

A big club look and feel....

A big club look and feel. Lots of women and customers on a Saturday night, more crowded as the night goes on. Very dark so difficult to see the dancers unless you are…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

The music is always way too...

The music is always way too loud. But other than that - it is a nice clean place with reasonably priced drinks and lots of dancers. There is a coupon in the local…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

I was unexpectedly in the Tampa...

I was unexpectedly in the Tampa area, so decided I had to try the two most famous clubs in Tampa. Went to Mons first because I was closer. Somehow, it looked smaller than…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Oh my goodness! I visited...

Oh my goodness! I visited here a few weeks ago. The experience was simply amazing. There were at least 20 beatiful women working. There club has multiple stages with several girls…

Market Street Cinema

San Francisco, California

Middle of the road place, quality-wise....

Middle of the road place, quality-wise. This is not a polished brass classy kinda place, but at least the floors aren't sticky, you can sit down without worrying too much, and there's full-service in…

Liquid Assets

South Plainfield, New Jersey

Went here on a late thursday...

Went here on a late thursday afternoon and there were a dozen or so patrons which just about equalled the number of dancers. Dancers were about 6-7 scale, one or two a little lower. Majority…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Hadn't been in a few years....

Hadn't been in a few years. Surprised by the crumby reviews. Guys-DAY SHIFT, write it down. Fewer patrons, more competition, MUCH MORE MILEAGE. Had a great time. Your basic $ 20 dance should provide…

Foxtails Gentlemens Club

Aztec, New Mexico

Went by Foxtails while in Farmington...

Went by Foxtails while in Farmington on business. It seems that they are closed Mondays and Tuedays. There was a $5 cover and drinks were reasonable. I had a few dances and…

Mardi Gras

Springfield, Massachusetts

Visited last week and things have...

Visited last week and things have truly changed. Aside from the new room being readied, the quality of girls has changed (slightly lower) and their enthusiasm seemed less. Went last Thursday PM and…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Stop 1 on my last Thursday...

Stop 1 on my last Thursday roadtrip. Disappointed that my two favorites from last trip were not there (Vanessa and Joey). Tried a couple of dances but can't remember their names (one is…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Was at Choice Wednesday evening on...

Was at Choice Wednesday evening on 7/28. Based on reviews I'd read here, I expected a lot of contact both ways, boy was I disappointed. Went for $30 private dances with four different…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

Still the class of the Kansas...

Still the class of the Kansas City clubs. From the facility itself, classy and well-maintained, to the staff, always friendly, you are in for a first class experience here. The ladies are friendly…

Big Louie's Gentlemen's Club

St. Robert, Missouri

This is hands down the most...

This is hands down the most exciting club in the the country. I travel to almost every state in the U.S. and i visit every club I come across. This club takes the boredum out…

Th' Katch Show Club

Farragut, Tennessee

This club can be hit or...

This club can be hit or miss but I hit it big the last time. There is a perfect 10 working here and her name is Jenny. She is super friendly, a great conversationalist, and…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

The club remodel is a work...

The club remodel is a work in progress. The front row of booths by the main stage (stage to the left when you enter) has been removed to increase seating. Saturday night is…

Club Fred

Montoursville, Pennsylvania

I didn't have high expectations when...

I didn't have high expectations when I found this little club in the rural area just south of the Super 8 Motel off Route 220 in Williamsport, PA, but once inside, I was impressed by…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

I haven't been here in a...

I haven't been here in a while. Visited last weekend and was surprised at how many new dancers they have. It seems as though there has been a large turnover within the last few months.…

HT's

Detroit, Michigan

Interesting place. Looks like a dump...

Interesting place. Looks like a dump from the outside and the inside is clean but the decor is late 70's or so. I didn't pay for parking or a cover charge on a Wednesday night.…

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, Washington

This is my first chance to...

This is my first chance to visit Honey's, I normally frequent the Seattle area clubs. The place is a bit rundown when compared to Rick's and Lake City Deja Vu. I visited on a weekday…

The Lamp Liter

Ottawa, Illinois

Dances done in the open, fairly...

Dances done in the open, fairly low contact. Full nude stage show. Pretty old place but they keep it up well. Girls range from 6-9. Good place to have a beer…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

I went to Flashers for the...

I went to Flashers for the first time last night and had a decent time. I wasn't very impressed with the place's looks. They had crappy wood paneling on the walls, and the chairs and tables…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Although I agree in part with...

Although I agree in part with previous reviewer in regards to this being the number 1 club in America, when you take into account the high quality $10.00 lappers from mostly 7-9 (looks) dancers and…

Market Street Cinema

San Francisco, California

This place is a total rip-off....

This place is a total rip-off. It's bait and switch in the front and when they get you to the back they team up on you with other dancers and even the security guys get…

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

This is one of a chain...

This is one of a chain of interstate clubs on I-75 & I-95. There are 2 stages, 1-2 girls dancing on each stage at a time. There are bars on the edge of the…

State Street Station

Rockford, Illinois

Well, I was back for my...

Well, I was back for my annual (and last) visit to Rockford for hopefully, some more fun like last year. I wasn't disappointed at all. First of all, Candy was still there and is…

State Street Station

Rockford, Illinois

You only need one word to...

You only need one word to remember when you get to this place: "Marie". Marie is a smoking hot blonde that loves to wear the school girl uniform. Her body is equal to…

Dreams

Detroit, Michigan

Just got back from the Booby...

Just got back from the Booby Trap, and once again, was very, very satisfied. I met a new lady, blonde and beautiful, and she gave me some great dances. All the YMMV…

Bottoms Up Tavern

Portland, Oregon

Went to Bottoms up a couple...

Went to Bottoms up a couple of times over the last month. They have pretty good food and the dancers I have seen range from 3-4 to as high as 8-9 in looks. There are…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

This club has been around for...

This club has been around for years. Over the years this club tends to act like a roller coaster as far as the quality of girls goes. On average the girls are 5’s to 9’s.…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Finally, a descent club in Dayton! Have...

Finally, a descent club in Dayton! Have been to Baby Dolls and Diamonds this week, but had a much better time at Cheeks. Nice, big club. Lots of TVs. Pool tables. Private dances are in chairs, not…

Papermoon Scott’s Addition

Richmond, Virginia

I was in Richmond on business,...

I was in Richmond on business, and stopped by this club. I went with low expectations, having lived in Richmond in the past, and frequenting such places as the Playhouse Lounge in NJ and being…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

Don't be crippled by your preconceptions...

Don't be crippled by your preconceptions that strip clubs suck on weekday afternoons. I dropped by Centerfolds unexpectedly yesterday, a Wednesday, about 4 PM, and found LOTS of action. There were about a dozen girls…

The Candy Factory

Rochelle, Illinois

I happened to be in Rockford,...

I happened to be in Rockford, IL for a gathering of car enthusiasts who had planned to come down to this club on Friday night to have some fun. So I decided to check…

Front Room

Why can't guys talk to each other?

Have you ever noticed that guys almost never talk to each other in a strip club, unless of cours they're friends? I mean if you go into a regular bar, sooner or later you're going to have a conversation…

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When should a dancer get a boob job? Are you for or against?

I'm just wondering what the opinion is here. I just heard another dancer suggest she might get a boob job. Her breasts are already full size even though they sag just a little bit. I've seen some…

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Tell us about your ATF (Looks, Nationality, type of Club)

Well I don't have just one ATF but several. The first one was a African American girl named Ebony(her real name was renay) She worked at a Bikini Club. she was about 5'3 and a little overweight about 150lbs but…

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Need Help finding a Couple's Friendly Club

I need some help from any member who reads this. I'm looking for an upscale club that is very couple friendly, one where the dancers are more than willing to approach my wife and ask her to dance.…