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So, you're in a hotel room sitting on your bed writing a review for TUSCL. When you start hearing this...Thud, Thud, Thud...Sound hitting the wall behind you. Then as you stop the clicking of keys in your review...you notice a faint Moan. Then you acutally start to feel your own bed begin to move slightly with the thud sound. Is it time to say fuck the review and find a strip club or what... What would you do?