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Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, Maryland

I have lived in the Baltimore...

I have lived in the Baltimore area for over 6 years, and never stopped into the Ritz. Decided to give it a try on my way home recently. Visited on a Thurs night…

Dr. Cave Gentlemen's Club

Paterson, New Jersey

Hard to believe that no one...

Hard to believe that no one else has reviewed this place since my last attempt. I have to do it now because the changes since my last review are all negative. The (only)…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Stopped in earlier this week and...

Stopped in earlier this week and had a great time despite the club being a little slow. Had dances from January, Dawn, and Andie, and 2 of the 3 were great. Andie was impressivley lame.…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

This is still a good fun...

This is still a good fun club to visit, but since their big bust in october, this club has not been the same. They are very stringent on their rules, where as before this…

Westside

Hoboken, New Jersey

I'm kind of at a loss...

I'm kind of at a loss on how to rate this place. It's a dump, the girls are not very good looking, there is no booze and it's definitely NOT a place to go…

Clermont Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Whoa.. What a dive. Check your...

Whoa.. What a dive. Check your knives and guns at the door and keep a close eye on your car. It is definatley a landmark, but has seen it's better days. It is…

Uptown Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

This place is near the stadium...

This place is near the stadium and I gave it a try one Sunday night after a big game. The place was packed with dancers (6-9 range) and customers of both sexes. I…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Went to this club a few...

Went to this club a few nights ago (Wed.) around closing time (got there like 1am). Very spacious lay out to the club and after we paid our 8 dollar cover we got a…

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Just for Fun on a Friday. Not very stripclub related.

Forgive the more general nature of this post, but we have a wide demographic here and I thought I'd post something for fun. A friend and I have a theory that decades are not always 10 years long, and…

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101 Compliments After a Good Lapdance

1) Thank you very much! 2) That was nice. 3) Got any baby wipes?

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

I was in here with a...

I was in here with a couple of buddies on a recent Friday night from 7-10 PM. There must have been 20 girls in rotation in the 5-8 range. Cover was a reasonanle…

Southern X-Posure

West Wendover, Nevada

I took my wife to Wendover...

I took my wife to Wendover for a night out a couple weeks ago. It didn’t take long before she was board with gambling and wanted a lap dance. This club is only…

Red Garter Inn Gentlemen's Club

Wichita, Kansas

When you walk into the Red...

When you walk into the Red Garter Inn, you aren't really sure what you're gonna get. The cover is low, but the place just isn't that pleasant. It isn't until after a few…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

This is an interesting place if...

This is an interesting place if you have never been here. Cover is $20 and you get two soft drinks. It is nude on stage. One large stage in the middle of the bar. Each…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Gave this club one last chance...

Gave this club one last chance a little over a month ago and sadly this visit was no better then my last one. The good news was it was a Wed night so I didn't…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

This place is dead. Few...

This place is dead. Few dancers, few customers, poor service. A long skinny room, that seems to have seen better days. I didn't pay a cover, the one good thing. But…

Hawaii Theatre

City of Industry, California

This is a very dark club...

This is a very dark club that doesn't have the greatest ambience. There's one large stage in the center of the club with booths along the walls for lap dances. Topless dances are…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

this has always been a relaxing...

this has always been a relaxing place to go. the place was remodeled to add a vip room which was a nice improvement. the old vip area is not just stadium seating , however, a…

Crazy Horse Rock Hill

Rock Hill, South Carolina

I was back in the area...

I was back in the area again for the first time in a year so I had to see what was up at Emerson's of Rock Hill. At first I didn't see anyone I…

Fantasy Island

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

I stopped by here in the...

I stopped by here in the afternoon pretty busy for a thursday.This place is pretty worn out as is some of the dancers but there are still quite alot that are attractive.Got a few dances…

Babe's Gentlemen's Club

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Not the best or worst club...

Not the best or worst club I've been to. The other posters are on generally on the mark.Jade is worthwhile, and another girl named Amber was nice too. I'll come back when I am next…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Back to HB's after a bit...

Back to HB's after a bit of a sabbatical. Toured the former eastern bloc this evening, started with a Bulgarian lass with dark hair and those F me shoes and legs to the ceiling,…

Royal Palace

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Have been to Royal Palace twice...

Have been to Royal Palace twice in the last month and have had a good time each visit. The girls are generally cute; there's only been one or two I didn't want to see…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

This club not only has the...

This club not only has the most beautiful girls, it also has the best atmosphere. The girls are fun, not pushy. I spend a lot of time in this club and knw the place…

Eden Nude Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Lots of high schoolers here as...

Lots of high schoolers here as you would expect for 18-up. Open until 3 or 4. The girls here are of above average quality. Goes to topless after midnight. The dances are so-so even in…

Sugar's

Seattle, Washington

Dropped in last week after an...

Dropped in last week after an absence of about 20 years. I was the only customer. There were 8-10 dancers. I found most of them attractive, when they were performing on the…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Stopped by one evening last week...

Stopped by one evening last week while in town. This is a great dive bar. This place is hit or miss and it was a hit last week. 4 young (20's) petite ladies with great…

The Outhouse

Lawrence, Kansas

This remains one of my favorite...

This remains one of my favorite clubs of all time. It's gross. It's grungy. But it's full of girls who're gonna let you play with their breasts for the standard lap dance…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

This place is weird. It's...

This place is weird. It's not really a normal strip bar in a conventional sense. There's not really an area where you can kick back with a drink and just relax. The…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

Still think this is the best...

Still think this is the best bet in the area - unless you are looking for diseases on the Block. Full nude heavy grind for only $30 and all the beer you can bring.…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

This is a great club. ...

This is a great club. Feels upscale and not sleazy at all. You'll see quite a few couples here. The women are really hot and the lap dances are pretty damn good…

JP's

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

This is not a bad place...

This is not a bad place for Washington, DC, although it pales in comparison to the better clubs in other states. The dancing is all nude. You can get up close to the…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Went by the Inner Room on...

Went by the Inner Room on Monday afternoon around 1:30. Place was fairly empty. There were about 8 girls and 5 guys in the place. I sat at the bar hoping for a drink but…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Went Thursday early evening, was more...

Went Thursday early evening, was more crowded than I expected. 10-15 dancers working, most looking great, a couple 5s, though... Met this one friendly gal, Raylene, I think her name was. Much…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

I don't understand why this place...

I don't understand why this place is always crowded. Yes, the girls are nude, and are good looking. But that is about it. It is overpriced. The tables are far away…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

This review is based on two...

This review is based on two recent visits., and overall, I'm pleasantly surprised. The club is not large, but it does seem clean and has a bit of an upscale feel. The first thing you'll…

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Negative Affects of Aging

From obversing the behavior of old people on this board, I conclude that aging has the following negative consequences: - makes you less attractive to young women and forces you to pay if you want to spend time/get physical with them -…

The Men's Club Flint

Flint, Michigan

I stopped here during day shift...

I stopped here during day shift two days ago and was mildly disappointed. Door fee is $5.00. There were one or two good looking women, there were two horrendous looking women, and there…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Just returnd from the PH my...

Just returnd from the PH my alltime favorite club (and I've been to quite a few all over the country). About 20 girls working ranging from 6 to 9's. The dollar parade was as normal but…

Hawaii Theatre

City of Industry, California

Had a great time last thursday...

Had a great time last thursday night, saw (translation, had a wild time in the VIP) one of my faves, Skie, and had a dance with another hottie, Kitty. Just needed to relax a bit…

Woody's Show Club

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

Update. This is not the...

Update. This is not the only choice for a full nude club in Cedar Rapids any more. Stopped in on Monday evening. Very small crowd and only three or four girls working.…

Planet Lockwood Gentlemens Club

Billings, Montana

Stopped in about a week ago,...

Stopped in about a week ago, 3 new dancers present. Chloey, Kylie, and Desi. Desi approached right away for a dance, I declined as I had just arrived. She said ok and walked away. Some…

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ice rub?

The VIP room was very warm so being a gentleman I rubbed some icw on the dancers nipples - she jumped but liked it - after that she pushed my hand down for a ice rub on her clint and…

Roxxx

Brooklyn, Illinois

Wow! What a great time!...

Wow! What a great time! Went last night(WED) and enjoyed free entrance from entering sister club earlier in the night, $2 anything(every Wednesday)...meaning any drink, your call...$2. Also on stage enjoyed some…

XTC

Tallmadge, Ohio

Still my favority club in Akron!...

Still my favority club in Akron! It has the right combination of decent price and decent girls, and available booze to keep me happy. Visited thursday early afternoon and the bouncer was nice…

The Encore

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Every last friday of the month...

Every last friday of the month is "legs and eggs". Place opens at 6 am with free breakfast buffet and bloody mary specials. Most of the best dancers are on for this event. Have a…

Satin Doll

Providence, Rhode Island

Stopped by my downtown favorite at...

Stopped by my downtown favorite at the weekend, as I'd heard that there was a new manager in charge of things, and I wanted to see what had changed. And I soon learned that the…

Onyx

Atlanta, Georgia

As with most atlanta clubs I...

As with most atlanta clubs I have been to, it costs armm and a leg to get in. I parked out by the road and walked up, the parking attendant said it was…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

went in at about 11pm on...

went in at about 11pm on a monday night. There were 3 dancers who were "dancing" the rest of the girls were in jeans and sweat shirts. None were more than a 4-5.…

Rick's Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Visited Rick's on a recent Tuesday...

Visited Rick's on a recent Tuesday early evening; I believe I left about 9:30. There were more dancers than customers. My first dance was from Missy, who, believe it or not, had won…

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, Washington

Stopped by on a recent Sunday...

Stopped by on a recent Sunday night around 9, unfortunately. For the first hour there were about 7 girls on rotation, some were cute, but no one really hot. It got much busier and…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Back to HB after a time...

Back to HB after a time spent paying off a few bills, the girls were outstanding this time around. Had a few dances with some girls I had never had before. A Bulgarian girl…

Sugar's

Seattle, Washington

You never know about Sugar's. ...

You never know about Sugar's. The last visit I made was on a Saturday afternoon. The overall quality of the ladies dancing was pretty low. There are, however, a couple of really cute younger…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Visited this club on a recent...

Visited this club on a recent Tues late afternoon. There were only about 10 guys in the club. couldnt tell how many dancers as some were upstairs, others hanging out by each…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Went to the Pink Pony last...

Went to the Pink Pony last Wednesday afternoon and a great time. The club was just starting to get busy, but there was still a good mix of patrons to entertainers. Had…

Mary's Club

Portland, Oregon

Been in the club a few...

Been in the club a few times. The girls are ok. 5-7 with most in the 6 range. Drinks are good price. The reason for the bad review rating...All the panhandlers outside.…

Foxy Lady

Raleigh, North Carolina

It is not easy to find...

It is not easy to find this club. You have to be going north on Capital Blvd to see it. It is next to a motel called Milner Inn. The place is small and beer is…

Medusa’s Lair

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

I went to the cricket lounge...

I went to the cricket lounge about a month ago for my friend's 27th birthday party. The atmosphere is relaxed, but was pretty sullen before we came in. It does pick up as…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Go to their website and download...

Go to their website and download a free pass or you can show your hotel room key and they will let you in w/o cover. A medium size club with a large central stage…

Stilettos Gentlemen's Club

Charleston, South Carolina

Overall the club is nice. ...

Overall the club is nice. It's been slow for awhile, but I am told business will pick up soon. I've been there only a few times, but have found that the bartenders are…

Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

Portland, Oregon

Im not quite sure I agree...

Im not quite sure I agree with the last poster. I do however agree with the second 2. The girls IMO were quite average. 5-7 is pretty accurate. I do however give…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Stopped in last week about 5:30...

Stopped in last week about 5:30 while through town. A six dollar cover surprised me but then I saw why, there were only 4 guys in the entire club that I saw. Got…

Crazy Horse Too

Las Vegas, Nevada

I have visited the Crazy Horse...

I have visited the Crazy Horse Too (CH2) a few times before, generally in the wee hours of the morning. I always remembered it as a very busy place (almost chaotic!) with gorgeous women all…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

I am not really sure where...

I am not really sure where the negitive rating came from cause I went there last night and they had 8 girls the do range from 3-9, well HUNTER is a real 10, wow! The…

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, California

I went to this club couple...

I went to this club couple of sundays ago around 7pm. The songs are reasonably long as they claim 30% longer on sundays. There weren't any 9 or 10 girls that I would say and…

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, Florida

Lots of hot girls. There...

Lots of hot girls. There is a regular rotation of porn stars dancing. Some of dances could be described as sensual but most of the dancing is average. For lap dances the…

Playmates

Cocoa, Florida

Went in this place there were...

Went in this place there were plenty of dancers and private areas for your dances ,also a nice stage and all the women are nude ,there is no alchol but there is plenty to do

Playmates

Cocoa, Florida

I stopped by tonight on my...

I stopped by tonight on my way back from the Orlando Airport at around 11:30 PM. I was warned at the door that only three girls were dancing but decided to take a chance…

Peppermint Hippo

Fayetteville, Arkansas

I stopped in last week and...

I stopped in last week and the club had 10 of the best girls i've seen in a while on stage. I enjoyed the drink specials and the couch dances,at times two for one pricing.…

Club 15

Lake Hopatcong, New Jersey

I and my friend went there...

I and my friend went there in night because we wanted to check that place out because it was nearby. Upon our arrival, it turned to be a bikini with three dancers on the stage.…

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What is the oddest thing you've ever worn to a stripclub.

I don't have anything that interesting. Mine is a suit, but since I rarely wear suits it made quite an impression on the girls who knew me. I once saw a guy in a Santa Clause suit.…

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Best NBA Cities For SC's

OK, Super Bowl Over. What are good NBA Cities?? Off the top of my head, The NBA cities w/o NFL teams rate as following(no particular order) //Good- Memphis, San Antonio, Toronto ///Maybe-Portland// Bad- Milwaukee, Orlando

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Old Farts!

Any old farts here who go to strip club because they think their old age makes them too unattractive to spend time w/ attractive young women w/o having to pay?

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Strippers who CHANGE THEIR PHONE NUMBER after finding a NEW BOYFRIEND

Anyone run into strippers who CHANGE THEIR PHONE NUMBER after finding a NEW BOYFRIEND. Some of these strippers may be so EMOTIONALLY STARVED that they are willing to give all of their AFFECTION to a new BOYFRIEND who may…

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Strippers, do you think it is TOO PERSONAL if a customers ASKS you REAL NAME and

Strippers, do you think that it is TOO PERSONAL if a customer ASKS your REAL NAME and PHONE NUMBER?

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Do you enjoy DEEP FRENCH KISSING with a stripper?

Do you enjoy DEEP FRENCH KISSING with a stripper who you LIKE? Do you ASK HER OUT afterwards?

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ABUSIVE and CONTROLLING BOYFRIENDS of strippers who are GAY

Are there any ABUSIVE and CONTROLLING BOYFRIENDS who are GAY reading this? If so, would you like to DISCUSS your behavior?

Fantasy Island

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Wow, was my first review way...

Wow, was my first review way off. This club appears to be truly hit or miss. I stopped by late Tuesday afternoon, and was not disappointed. They kept girls on stage at…

Seventh Veil

Los Angeles, California

I went to the club on...

I went to the club on a Friday night. The cover was $20 and included 2 soft drinks. The girls were 6-8's. The customers were mixed with quite a few oriental and hispanic's that didn't do…

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Customers who cry in their beer to strippers

I'm always hearing about these dudes from strippers. They're usually big spenders, probably paying for conversation. Then they spend their whole visit unloading about their personal troubles, usually a sad marraige. How much of this do you think (or do…

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Ever buy a stripper outfit for you ATF?

Did you go together to the store to pick it out or did you surprise her with it? How'd it work out. Did she wear it to work? (No I'm not thinking about doing it. I channel my PL desires into…

Kokai

El Paso, Texas

This establishment is less like a...

This establishment is less like a strip club, and more like a spa. Nevertheless, one of the activities offered is a private lap dance. "Private" in this case really does mean private.…

Men's Club Of Dallas

Dallas, Texas

What's up $1 Thursdays!!! Got...

What's up $1 Thursdays!!! Got in at 7pm (first thursday of everymonth 7-9pm $1 drinks and free cover) and what a sight. Since it was early the day girls were still there, plus…

Fox's

Tacoma, Washington

I went in for my standard...

I went in for my standard fix, hadn't been in since the cops started visiting them and issuing tickets. The owner/manager has removed the wall seperating the private dance areas from the stage floor…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

THis place is very high class...

THis place is very high class and a little bit pricey. However, all the strippers they have are said to be actual porn stars and models. Since i went on a friday night, their was…

JP's

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

I made my periodic check and...

I made my periodic check and am back to being woefully disappointed in JP's. why can't they just say NO when a fat chick who has no business dancing comes in for a job? You…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Stopped in right after Christmas -...

Stopped in right after Christmas - sorry for the late review. Very, very quiet. Most of the old favorites are either gone or have moved to the night shift (I only go during…

Visions

New Orleans, Louisiana

visions has finally reopen went in...

visions has finally reopen went in the afternoon only five girls working club is the same setup as before $3.50 cover that includes your first beer and lap dances or $20.00 and they are in…

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Good Strip Club names.

I've always thought "The Body Shop" was clever. I also have a weakness for "Sam's Hof Brau" because you can't get less stripclubish in a name.

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ATTN All Troll Feeders

You know who you are. Zero is a beautiful number. Please do your part to keep them that way all in one pretty column. Just ignore the fucker. I know you can do it.

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What Personal Issues Make You Goto Strip Clubs?

For JC it was inability to find dates with regular women. For driver death of his wife. For chandler getting out of a normal relationship. For shadowcat not coming to terms with his age. For FONDL loneliness. For AN probably alcoholism. Anyone else want to add

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Come To Terms With Your Age or Goto Strip Clubs?

Are there any better ways to come to terms with your age and loss of attractiveness to younger women than going to strip clubs? Is it better to find real solutions or go to strip clubs for escape and fantasy?

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Question for Senior Citizen/Strip Club Patrons

Must be hard getting young women to like you when you are old. How many do you have to meet before you meet one who likes you to spend time with you even after you have decided you will not…

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At What Point Did You Decide You Were Too Old To Date Young Women?

At what point did you give up on dating young women, the ones you really find attractive, and just resign to having to pay them in strip clubs?

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Too Pathetic to Date The Women You Really Want?

Besides JC, who here is too much of a pathetic pussy to date the women he really wants and so goes to strip clubs instead to pay because that the only way you think you'll get to spend time, get…

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Tool Old to Date The Women You Really Want

Who here is too old to date the women they find the most attractive. Who here goes to strip clubs to because the only way they can spend time with them is to pay?

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Who Here Wishes They were Younger?

shadowcat and chandler, that's for sure. Does going to SC help you fantasize that you are. Do you have trouble accepting the fact that you are old. Is this evidenced when you get all excited when someone tells you look…

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Is it Only PLs Who Regularly Buy LDs and Pay for Conversation?

If you regularly buy LDs and pay for conversation, rather than seeking out these things for free, I say that makes you a PL. What do you think?

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What do Strippers Think Of Men who Regularly Buy LDs?

What do strippers think of these men?

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What Do Stripper Think of Men who Spend Money on Conversation?

What do strippers think of these men?

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Question for Strippers

Here's a question for the strippers here: What do you think of old men (I mean over 40) who go to regular night clubs? Would you talk to them in this enviornment if they didn't pay you/buy you drinks? Should…

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Are You Too Old To Meet Women in Regular Clubs?

Anyone here too old to meet women in regular clubs? Do you go to strip clubs b/c you think (perhaps rightfully) that women in regular clubs won't be interested in talking to old men?

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Ever been in a club that lost power?

It happened to me once in Providence. I was with a cute young coed at the time. She was onstage naked and I was the only guy at the stage watching, so we just talked til power was…

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My wife knows.

You were all right. I live in a pretty small town and my last name isnt that common. The stripper I recently ask your advice about, got very upset when I broke things off. Called wife,and is causing havoc on…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

I was in town on business...

I was in town on business and had some time to kill before catching my flight so what a better place to be at..Thee Dollhouse is very upscale and classy place from the time you…

Lollipops Gentlemen's Club

Daytona Beach, Florida

Ok, So if you haven't already...

Ok, So if you haven't already heard the club won it's case against the county and the girls can go nude, yeah right. The truth is the girls get to choose if they want to go…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Most of the girls are good...

Most of the girls are good looking. Lot's of contact. Dollar tips get lot's of action. Strippers come around asking for fantasy dance ~160. Upstairs is all nude, 10$ admission. Great experience.

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

In terms of mileage, one of...

In terms of mileage, one of the best on the East Coast. A major league tip grind, so be prepared to carry a fistful of dollars, and to tip each dancer two bucks every…

XTC

Tallmadge, Ohio

Not bad at all, went latenight....

Not bad at all, went latenight. Some hot ladies, some above average. Seemed to be alot of younger patrons, but it is an 18+ club afterall. Alcohol is only a few steps…

Private Eyes

New York, New York

went to check this club out...

went to check this club out on a tuesday night i choose it over scores cause it looked like it had that seedy quality to it from the outside hoping maybe it would be…

Showgirls Inc.

Miami, Florida

Ever since it became Showgirls Inc....

Ever since it became Showgirls Inc. there has been a big improvement. same atmosphere as Goldfinger but more girls and generally better looking. Their big reopenong party is February 24-25 with giveaways and featured dancers.…

Deja Vu Showgirls Chicago

Chicago, Illinois

I went to this club on...

I went to this club on Friday night with about 4 of my buddies and when we walked in the place was pretty much empty. I only saw one girl on stage and didn't see…

Wild Horse Saloon

Louisville, Kentucky

The owners spent a ton of...

The owners spent a ton of money remodeling this place, and it shows. Nobody really cares about that, though, right? It's all about the girls. Classie Lady has some /prime/ females working there,…

Ultra Gentlemen's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

Went to T's Lounge which is...

Went to T's Lounge which is always a stop of mine while in West Palm Beach. Not too many girls dancing, probably too early in the day. Hung around and had a few drinks with…

Babes West

Indianapolis, Indiana

Tried this club on Thurs. Feb...

Tried this club on Thurs. Feb 2 after a mildly disappointing night at Brad's Gold. I had heard from a friend that the club had gone downhill since we used to visit it a…

Rick's Cabaret Indianapolis

Indianapolis, Indiana

Stopped in on Thursday evening Feb...

Stopped in on Thursday evening Feb 2 with my wife and my brother. It was my brother's birthday, so we drove in from Cincinnati. The interior of the club was very nice, and…

Red Garter Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

One of the best clubs I...

One of the best clubs I have been to. A friend recommended it and told me it was great. I had forgotten the name of the place, but once I walked in I knew…

French Maid

Calgary, Alberta

This is a very nice club...

This is a very nice club to look at but it has the worst service i have ever experienced so if you are looking to save some money at a upper scale strip club this…

Déjà Vu Tampa

Tampa, Florida

10.00 entrance fee but drinks were...

10.00 entrance fee but drinks were included. Here on Sat night with friend. No alchohol but girls were hot, full nude, and friendly. Friend got a few private dances and said they were very hands…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Dropped by here a couple days...

Dropped by here a couple days ago with some friends. One of my favorites wasn't there, so I decided to settle for pretty hot (yet a tad bit too skinny) blonde. 30 bucks…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

This club is the best. ...

This club is the best. Go during the daytime, the girls are clearly more receptive and hands on. I recently went on a nooner to the club. I had a wonderful time…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

I went late afternoon on January...

I went late afternoon on January 30. A really hot club. Lots of hot women but lots of average ones as well. The layout is pretty standard, two stages and each…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

Took the wife for her birthday...

Took the wife for her birthday and had a good time. If you can not drive to Providence for the actions down there, this is the best club in the area. Girls are…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

The tuesday $ 10 crowd is...

The tuesday $ 10 crowd is getting decidedly crappier. A few months ago there used to be a nice selection of gals on 10 dollar tuesday with a few 9s afew 8s and a…

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Bad strip club names

"The Lumber Yard" ? What were they thinking? Sounds like a gay social club. "Medusa"? As in the mythical gorgon who was so ugly she could turn a man to stone? Well, I guess getting…

Bucks Cabaret

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Club opened about a week ago....

Club opened about a week ago. It is related to a club of the same name in Las Vegas, though none of the dancers I spoke with had worked there. Most of them…

Fox Club Cabaret

Missoula, Montana

New name, new indoors sorta. Bar...

New name, new indoors sorta. Bar looks great and it will be interesting to see what the middle room works out to be. The FCC seems to want to look like a high class place…

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Do Women Really Hate Geeks?

In my experience geekiness does hurt your chance with certain women. Namely the ones who don't have much going for them other than their looks and who, although above average looking, aren't the hottest ones anyway. The 7 and 8s…

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Farts!

They say every healthy person rips one 13 times a day on average. Have you ever been aware of a stripper farting? Have you ever cut one during a dance?

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Do you try DEEP FRENCH KISSING with a stripper to find out if she REALLY LIKES

Do you try DEEP FRENCH KISSING with a stripper if you want to know if she REALLY LIKES YOU? Do you LOOK FOR A GIRLFRIEND in a strip club?

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A message for "WHITE KNIGHTS" who try to "rescue" strippers from SELLING SEXUAL

Here is a message for those men who go to strip clubs to try to "rescue" strippers who CLAIM that they do not like SELLING SEXUAL FAVORS and stripping - Does it ever occur to you that a stripper who…

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How often do you get dances for FIVE DOLLARS and WHERE?

How often do you get dances for FIVE DOLLARS? Where do you get those dances? Do you ASK for AFFECTION?

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High Mileage Cuddling

The only real ATF I ever had gave only average lap dances. The best mileage I got with her was always the cuddling and two-way caressing we did before, between and after her dances. For example (and a fairly…

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Club-safe kinks, turn-ons and fetishes?

Mine are pretty mild: I like girls who wear their hair up. I like her to keep her top on for the first couple minutes so I can feel her tits through the fabric. I like plaid schoolgirl skirts. I…

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Strip Club Billboards: Ever follow up on one?

It seems like every time I see a billboard it's for a club I know sucks. With the net and TUSCL, they don't serve much purpose for all-knowing vets like us nowadays. I suppose there was a time you might…

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Yay or Nay: Clubs that have porn videos running on TVs all around the room?

I only recall seeing this at one place, in Washington Park, Illinois. It seems pretty boring when there's real live girls you can touch getting naked in front of your face. Comments on their review page make it sound degrading,…

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"Thou shalt not do blind laps"

So sayeth Z Bone. I sayeth not. Sure, if I see a girl's laps in advance, I'll take note, but it can almost be like a movie trailer that gives away too much of the plot. Do you spy before…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Visited here two different times on...

Visited here two different times on a recent trip to South Florida and I have to say, all the stories are true. Couple pieces of advice: I'd reccomend, if possible, going during the day shift.…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

While this is essentially a...

While this is essentially a neighborhood bar with dancing girls, they are beautiful and friendly girls. The barmaids are equally great. I can understand how someone walking in for the first time might…

Lumberyard

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

Let me be the fist to...

Let me be the fist to report on the new joint in Cedar Rapids. Evidently it has only been open for a couple of weeks. I liked it. 15,000 square feet on…

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World events, business, etc.

AN: I wrote a paper on pharmaceutical pricing and gave a presentation the subject. I wanted to agree with FONDL on the topic of R&D, but also understand how Americans pay more than those living in other countries. Thank…

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World events, business, etc.

AN: I wrote a paper on pharmaceutical pricing and gave a presentation the subject. I wanted to agree with FONDL on the topic of R&D, but also understand how Americans pay more than those living in other countries. Thank…

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Let's Try Again: Why do you Really Go to Strip Clubs Regularly?

Ok, so driver fessed up to going to strip clubs b/c he had problems dealing with the death of his wife. JC fessed up on SW that he did so as an escape from his problem finding dates with regular…

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Stillers

All is right with the universe. The Steelers are Superbowl champs again. It removes the "yeah but" from Cowher's resume (14 years as head coach, 11 winning seasons, 10 playoff appearances, 8 division titles, 6 appearances in the…

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"DAVIDS PAYS FOR EXTRAS"- READ ALL ABOUT IT!

Headline: DAVIDS PAYS FOR EXTRAS...read all about it! LMAO. I was just about to call it a night when I clicked on davids name and actually read some of his reviews. It appears that our agitator is guilty of that which…

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How Long Till The US Runs from Iraq?

Hmmm... let's look at the US military's record since WWII: Korea: stalemate in what should have been a cake walk Vietnam: lost what should have been a cake walk Lebanon: Ran like pussies after a little fire cracker pop Grenada: Victory over a tiny…

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Barmaids much more fun!!!

Well if you ever go to wiggles in merrit island, florida, Carlene will ride you like the wind! She is the wiggles good time girl...she's got back and attitude!

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The US's Military Track Record and SC Attitudes

The US sure doesn't have much of a military track record. They are known as a bunch of fraidy cats outside its borders. Everyone (especially the Vietnamesse and Al Qaeda) knows the nation doesn't have the balls for any kind…

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SB Winner Bodes Well For????

Several wags in the past has noted that things bode well for the stock market when an old premerger NFL team(of which the Steelers are) wins the Super Bowl, and badly when a premerger former AFL team wins SB(ie-Patriots). This…

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Do you READ stripper message boards and send strippers PRIVATE MESSAGES?

Do you READ stripper message boards to get some on-line AFFECTION?

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If a stripper REFUSES to see you OUTSIDE THE CLUB do you ASK WHY?

If a stripper who you ASK out on a DATE REFUSES to spend time with you OUTSIDE THE CLUB, do you ASK her WHY????