This club has a fairly unusual...

This club has a fairly unusual layout; the main ‘lounge’ area is pretty large with a central VIP section are nothing new but the strange curtained off corridor for private dances (topless only) is downright weird.

My one and only visit here was also pretty strange. The night began like any other and our party was ushered in and told to sit down like a bunch of school children. We later worked out this is so the management know precisely how much each table has drunk.

Most of the girls were better than average in the looks stakes (for dancers, not the population in general) about half of them being from mainland Europe. Things were progressing quite nicely; 5 or 6 dances under my belt and about the same amount of whiskeys when one of the doormen approached us and told us we weren’t drinking enough. From the abuse he received in response he probably worked we had had more to drink then he had first suspected! He apologised and blamed the incident on a ‘miscommunication’. Cunt.