When you're into a stripper's friend more than her?

Shadow: According to Esquire, two women and tone man is a menage a trois--two men and one woman is a gang bang.

Howard Stern used to say that he would not participate in a W-M-M encounter because he would be too disturbed if the woman would have to leave the bed for some reason, leaving him alone in bed with another naked man.

It's ALWAYS a good idea to have more than one stripper you like and play them off against each other.

Remember that strippers are gravely afraid of abandonment and especially if it's for another girl. Just keep her dangling a bit so she isn't sure if she is completely cutoff or not. Then she'll work harder for you.

Do the same with the other girl later, then when they finally catch on, move onto to new strippers and try the same game. Good luck and have fun!

Recently I had one dancer sitting on my lap, while her friend was seated on a chair nearby. When I decided I really wanted the friend sitting on my lap instead, I tucked a bill in the g-string of the dancer on my lap, and called out, "Shift change!", apparently with sufficient body language to make my desires known, since the dancers changed places, as I had hoped and intended. They both thought it was funny, and it sure as hell worked out better than had I directly asked dancer #1 to vacate my lap in favor of her friend.

One thing that is mentioned occasionally on this board is absolutely true--dancers have incredibly sensitive egos, more than any other group of women I have known, save one. When I was in college at Major Big Ten State U., for a while I was going out with a black girl, and so ended up spending time with her sorority sisters. THAT was a sensitive group of women! But, before anyone flames me, I'm not drawing any connection between race, being in a sorority, being a female student at MBTSU, or any other factor. However, other than those women, dancers need more ego stroking and reassurance, and are more on a hair-trigger for being insulted or offended, than any group of females with which I have kept company.

Nope, not once, ever. It's your money, spend it how you like. No good can come of tag teams and I avoid them like the plague.