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Sugar's

Seattle, Washington

I stopped by on my way...

I stopped by on my way north. It was early in the afternoon. Just a few ladies. Some quite pushy. I was looking for my favorite little dynamo but I guess…

Mac's Two Lounge

Billerica, Massachusetts

Stopped in a recent Wednesday evening....

Stopped in a recent Wednesday evening. It was before the shift change though, as there were only about 6 girls working. Good sized after-work crowd though, as most of the stage seats were full and…

Front Room

Clubs with no bouncers

Sounds like a dream come true, don't it? What has been your experience?

La Chambre

Detroit, Michigan

Been hearing a lot about the...

Been hearing a lot about the atmosphere changing in this club. Had not been there in a while and visited on a Thursday night. Seemed pretty much the same to me. About half the dancers…

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, Washington

Visited Honey's a couple of weeks...

Visited Honey's a couple of weeks ago and had a great time. Had a couple of dances out front for $25 a piece, were fine, but nothing great. The third dance was a charm. Tall,…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

This place is awesome. I...

This place is awesome. I went twice (once on Tuesday two weeks ago and once last Thursday) recently and stayed until the buffet came out. I hate that Houston cuts off the drinks…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

I recall...

I recall hearing a few months ago this quote from an author (I believe in relation to gay bathhouses) "The first time you do something it's research, the second time means…

Stone Hedge

West Babylon, New York

Was out visiting friends over the...

Was out visiting friends over the weekend and they took me out to this place for a beer Saturday afternoon. It was a smaller place that looked more like a local bar than a SC.…

Gaslite Parlour

North Lindenhurst, New York

Was out visiting friends over the...

Was out visiting friends over the weekend and they took me out to this place for a beer Saturday evening. It was bigger than Stone Hedge that we had visited early in the day but…

Hyde Cabaret

Tampa, Florida

Had similar experience to previous poster....

Had similar experience to previous poster. Went there early on a Saturday evening, maybe around 530-6. No dancers; didnt even see one walk in during 30 minute stay. This place aint doing…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

Used to go here years ago....

Used to go here years ago. Recently revisted. The dancers come around and politely ask for dances. I turned down several girls until an all natural 21 year old named Samantha asked. She…

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

From the outside this place looks...

From the outside this place looks like a whole in the wall. Which it basically is. However its the girls that make this place. They range from 6-8 in my book.…

Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club

Princeton, West Virginia

Visited early one Sunday evening a...

Visited early one Sunday evening a couple weeks ago. All nude, no shyness, and all the girls next door but much friskier. Hot tub special was SIX HUNDRED BUCKS for a half hour - free drinks…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

A close friend celebrated a milestone...

A close friend celebrated a milestone birthday recently, so it was only right to visit. We had a very pleasant evening. Several very attractive and attentive girls were present. Good drinks, good…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

On a recent visit to NJ...

On a recent visit to NJ this was one of my stops on my strip club tour. By far the best club i visited all day and by far the best in the…

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, Washington

Stopped in early on Saturday the...

Stopped in early on Saturday the empty parking lot should have been red flag. It was as dead as ever, so the few girls were asking for dances like every other song. Drank…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Stopped in on a recent Thursday...

Stopped in on a recent Thursday night. I absolutely love this club. While I agree with some of the earlier comments about the regulars, I always have plenty of dancers stopping by for a dance.…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Went down to the beach a...

Went down to the beach a few weeks ago with some of my girlfriends. One of my girls had never been to a strip club before so I decided to take her to the Masters.…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

Stopped in again for the second...

Stopped in again for the second time, early on a recent Thu afternoon. Place was very slow, with only 2 or 3 other customers the entire time I was there. What I do…

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, Florida

I went to the club yesterday...

I went to the club yesterday (the Monday after Easter) and was not impressed. At 1:30 pm there were two dancers. One actually did a couple of dances for me and I did…

Ten's Showclub

Tucson, Arizona

Was in the club over the...

Was in the club over the weekend, good crowd and the girls were good. Several 9's. Only thing is the way the downstairs is setup, tables are too close and hard to move around.

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Times have changed. I used...

Times have changed. I used to think I would go nowere else but OG. Now there is no reason to go. The club has taken a turn for the worse, dancers are…

Déjà Vu Tacoma

Lakewood, Washington

What a difference since the last...

What a difference since the last time I visited. Just goes to show that you shouldn't give up on a place because of one bad experience. Everyone has a bad night. Went in on a…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Stopped in a few weekends ago,...

Stopped in a few weekends ago, and some things never change. Cheerleaders is nothing but consistent. There is a wide variety of women here.... tall, short, natural, enhanced, petite and full figured. Most dancers are…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went to this club on a...

Went to this club on a recent business trip. Got there late on a Wed night - decent crowd, lots of girls (6-9's). A buddy and I had a lot of fun. You don't need to be very…

Jimmy's Gentlemens Club

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Stopped by Jimmy's about 10:30 p.m....

Stopped by Jimmy's about 10:30 p.m. Saturday April 15. Never having been to this particular club I was pleasantly surprised to find not only a decent lighted and fenced in parking lot but also…

Rick's Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Hit Rick's last weekend, and had...

Hit Rick's last weekend, and had a pretty good time. The interior hasn't changed forever, but there are some new "VIP" rooms and as one other reviewer said "happy endings" might be available. But the…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Remains the best club in the...

Remains the best club in the US IMHO -- only drawback is the no-alcohol policy. But fortune favors the creative mind, and there are work-arounds. Afternoons remain the prime time. If you…

Diamonds

West Chicago, Illinois

I was there on a Saturday...

I was there on a Saturday night. Plenty of hot girls...most of them won't give you the time of day unless you get a dance. I had a few dances from a young hispanic girl.…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Went here over the weekend for...

Went here over the weekend for the first time. Drove about an hour out of my way based on the reviews here. Upon walking in my first reaction was.... "oh, crap"...... It was about 9pm…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Maybe "justhavnfun" needs to actually go...

Maybe "justhavnfun" needs to actually go to a club before he reviews it. All the other bars on the south end of Memorial Pkwy (like whichever one 'justhavnfun" supposedly went to) are "dumps". Thats one…

Front Room

How much MONEY would you PAY for AFFECTION from a stripper?

If you could PAY a stripper to CARE about you, how much MONEY would you PAY her for this?

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Back in Houston with some afternoon...

Back in Houston with some afternoon time to kill. Treasures is the only place to go in the afternoon. Not too crowded with plenty of seats, both front and back. Lots of interesting…

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

Gosh this place is weird. In...

Gosh this place is weird. In a bad way. I went in here looking for a job as a dancer. The general manager is this old redneck lady, and she's not very nice. Came in the…

Mardi Gras

Springfield, Massachusetts

Stopped by for a brew &...

Stopped by for a brew & view on an early Monday afternoon. Parking was easy as this was a state holiday and thtere was limited business downtown. 10-12 customers and 4-5 girls on stage. All…

Front Room

How dark do you want a strip club to be?

I'm inclined to say the darker the better. Obviously, I don't want it so dark I can't see the strippers, but I've never been where I couldn't see well enough after my eyes had a minute to adjust. However, more…

Zanzibar Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

This was the first stop on...

This was the first stop on Friday night... Got in around 7pm...With no expectations it is easy to be impressed.... The two waitresses were cute with some junk in the trunk... Saw about 4 girls…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

This was my first time in...

This was my first time in this club! This club is unlike any other I have ever been to. The girls are still very attractive and attentive. The stage is a nice size with two…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

I had fun at xtc the...

I had fun at xtc the building was a bit run down but the girls where nice! The inside is not to bad and there are always alot of girls to choose from. The parking…

Whispers

Basehor, Kansas

This club is dumpy- it's in...

This club is dumpy- it's in the middle of nowhere. The bouncers are all assholes, but I guess if you are looking to get more out of the girls than you should go to…

Shakers Gentlemen's Club

Lincoln, Nebraska

great place to come and relax....

great place to come and relax. got a good atmosphere but i could do without the smoking. dances are considered light touch on their part. but no touching them. follow the rules and they'll make…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

I remember when this place first...

I remember when this place first opened. I happened to stop in on what I thought was about their third or fourth night of business but it was actually their first as they had…

Watering Hole Lounge

Pioneer, Tennessee

The Watering Hole Lounge would be...

The Watering Hole Lounge would be your typical redneck-tittie-bar-out-in-the-middle-of-nowhere except it's only a few hundred feet off I-65 exit 22. Which means in addition to the rural redneck patrons, you also have the truckers and…

Ultra Gentlemen's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

There are times. This was...

There are times. This was one. Went in on a Wednesday afternoon, watched the show, and picked one of the girls for a couch dance. She was about 28, and told me…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

This club is one of the...

This club is one of the best in North America and sits right next to another great club (Seductions), if you don't like one just walk next door. More dancers here than at Seductions,…

Sunset Strip

New Windsor, New York

Visited the club on a Friday...

Visited the club on a Friday night around 10:30. There were around 9 dancers working that night ranging in looks from 6 to 9. After each dancer's set, they make their way around…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

stopped in on a recent visit...

stopped in on a recent visit to Miami to see the new club. Deffinetly a different feel than the old club. It was a tuesday night so I was not expecting too much. There was…

Tattletales

Levittown, Pennsylvania

I wouldn't recommend going here. A...

I wouldn't recommend going here. A friend of mine dances at TT2 and asked for a ride to work. If it wasn't for the gorgeous barmaid, my friend and one other dancer, there wouldn't have…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

Locals steered me to this club...

Locals steered me to this club as it was to have some of the best looking girls around. Was there on a Tuesday night and found about 20 girls working. Most were hard…

Woody's

Islamorada, Village of Islands, Florida

What a dive. There were only...

What a dive. There were only a few girls working there, and they were that pretty at all. Its like a bar with the titty-club part being an afterthough. The act "Big Dick...." is…

Th' Katch Show Club

Farragut, Tennessee

Went to The Katch on Saturday...

Went to The Katch on Saturday night, 15 April 2006. They had a $10 cover and they do not sell booze, but you can get beer and other malt beverages at the bar next…

Shotgun Geniez

Nebraska City, Nebraska

I don't generally like to downgrade...

I don't generally like to downgrade Shotgun Geniez, because in general, I like it, but it's also my belief that the general level of talent has dropped. Some of my old favorites have departed…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Small club, Atmosphere is strictly business,...

Small club, Atmosphere is strictly business, as in we all know why we are there! Girls are a definite 9, only because a couple are a little rough around the edges. However,…

Lady Godiva's

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Can't give it a real rating...

Can't give it a real rating at this time, but you've got to give the guy guts for opening the night that the city decided to postpone the vote to ordinance him out of business!

Silver Bullet Bar

Urbana, Illinois

Visited this club last week and...

Visited this club last week and again found it to be friendly and the girls to be at a 6 to 9 rating. Lap dances at $10 are done on bar stools at the…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Went in yesterday(Friday) and there was...

Went in yesterday(Friday) and there was quite a bit of talk about the new Seattle SC zoning in the SODO distirict. Nevertheless it was business as usual. Friday's seem to be a bit…

Private Eyes

St. Catharines, Ontario

Checked this club out while in...

Checked this club out while in Niagara Falls during the daytime and also at night, dancers mostly 6-9 in looks with one blondie 10 who I quickly grabbed and took back for a private. Excellent…

Oasis Cabaret

Twin Lakes, Colorado

Nice atmosphere, girls were very friendly...

Nice atmosphere, girls were very friendly and not pushy. Large and open, can see several stages at once and the parking is excellent. Pricing was mid-range and they also weren't hard pressuring the…

Fantasy

Hammond, Indiana

I went to this place for...

I went to this place for the first time on Saturday. Early evening. They had 4 girls working and about 8 guys in the place. Dances are $15 each and songs are…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Since the last time I was...

Since the last time I was at 4Play, they added the VIP seating around the stage. I guess that it is ok for the $20 and helps to induce the higher rollers up to the…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Well, since the Booby Trap went...

Well, since the Booby Trap went to air dances, I have been on a quest to find a replacement as my main hangout. I think Players may be it. While it doesn't have…

Plaza Saloon

Baltimore, Maryland

Typical old-school block bar. Once...

Typical old-school block bar. Once you go through the door, you descend into a very dimly lit 70's look interior bar. The girls congregate on a wall bench when not engaged in work, the…

Nikita's Playroom

Greer, South Carolina

This little club...

This little club between Greenville,SC and Spartenburg,SC continues to be a largely undiscovered gem. There were only about 10 dancers on a Sat. night which is about what I have seen on…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

This club amazes me. Topless...

This club amazes me. Topless only - dozens of girls on the weekend and no hustle. In fact, I had to work to get the attention of a cutie to come over for…

Roxy Showgirls

Toledo, Ohio

I was in here Sunday 4/16....

I was in here Sunday 4/16. My first visit in a couple of years. The inside decor has changed a lot. The chairs are more comfortable. The cover was $10 with a drink purchase required.…

Baby Dolls

Hialeah, Florida

Baby Dolls holds a special place...

Baby Dolls holds a special place in my heart. It was one of my favorite places to visit when I was in college. Its a really gritty and dirty, hole in the wall strip club.…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

the dancers in this club are...

the dancers in this club are real woman and very approachable. Ive found that atmoshpere comfortable and the girls were not pushy. They have many diffrent body types from very thin to a few beautiful…

Seductions International Gentlemen's Club

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Wow, what can you say about...

Wow, what can you say about this club... Several dancers to choose from and they aim to please in the privates. Mostly 6-9 in looks with a few 10's strolling around for your delights.…

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, Colorado

Spent some time during the afternoon...

Spent some time during the afternoon at PT's. My favorite club in Denver. It is a laid back atmosphere and the girls are typically not high pressure and easy to talk to.…

PT's Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Was at this club last month....

Was at this club last month. It used to be one of my favorites, but I hadn't been to Indy in a while, so it had been a couple years since my last visit. I…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

I shed a tear for the...

I shed a tear for the once mighty Palomino club. Back in the day, I loved to go see the featured entertainers downstairs in all their burlesque glory. Man, oh man, I'll never forget the…

Hanky Panky

North Fair Oaks, California

In all the strip clubs I've...

In all the strip clubs I've been too... this is one of the worst. The buliding is quite small, it's got a bar and a small stage with scattered seating around. The dancers…

Playhouse Gentlemen's Club

Council Bluffs, Iowa

Was there on a Monday night....

Was there on a Monday night. Everyone received a porn dvd with the cover charge and another one with a private dance. This was an added benefit to the already suberb atmosphere.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

First let me say my only...

First let me say my only 2 critiques for this club are the distance from my house and the lack of getting alcoholic beverages there. That's all the bad stuff...now the good. The…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Made a regular stop a PP...

Made a regular stop a PP on Sat. around 6pm. I was somewhat disappointed on several fronts but I will partially blame it on the time of my visit, sort of between shifts. There were…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

I visited this club within the...

I visited this club within the last few weeks on a Saturday night. It had been almost a year since I had been here. The club was not as crowded as I remember…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Made my first visit this week...

Made my first visit this week on a Monday afternoon. Not too crowded, but there were several girls who were more than anxious to please. Tried a couple of dancers - found that asking "how…

Club Onyx Dallas

Dallas, Texas

Visited on a sunday evening while...

Visited on a sunday evening while in town. I had been here before and they have some attractive ladies, and some that are more average. Drinks were $6 for Bud Light, $7 for…

Molly Browns

Daytona Beach, Florida

It's been a couple of years...

It's been a couple of years or so since I've been here. First, upstairs is closed. There were about fifteen girls working on a Friday night, and most were HOT. The place…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

This place is unbelievable. The best...

This place is unbelievable. The best club in Alabama since the closure of the Platinum Club in Jacksonville. On my last visit here I came in on a Thursday afternoon. There was roughly 5 dancers,…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Was in town a few weeks...

Was in town a few weeks ago and stopped by a little bar a short ways from Fantasia. Asked the locals about which strip clubs in town were best. All in the bar…

Kenny May's

Hammond, Indiana

Thought I'd stop by and confirm...

Thought I'd stop by and confirm that this place is dead. Saturday night around 8pm and there was 3 girls working and just me and another customer. I shouldn't really say they were…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

Very nice small local club. ...

Very nice small local club. Cover is $13 M-Th and $15 on Fr-Sa. They always have a good variety of girls here. The lapdances are all nude with good contact. The…

Mardi Gras 2

East Windsor, Connecticut

Stopped in about 4:30 on a...

Stopped in about 4:30 on a Tuesday. Didn't see many girls working (3-4) and those were not overly attractive. I may have hit it at a bad time, but I probably wouldn't go back. Inside,…

Madame Oar's

Binghamton, New York

Was by last thursday. Lots of...

Was by last thursday. Lots of new young girls I didn't recognize and only a couple of regular girls. Had a double dance from two of the young attractive girls one a blonde and the…

Les Girls

San Diego, California

the place is dumpy like the...

the place is dumpy like the girls. got a dance with siren and she sucked, but got one with gwen and she was pretty good. place needs work and seems too old. it's also kind…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

I was not as impressed with...

I was not as impressed with this place as I thought I would be. There was a good deal of hype before they opened that they would have the sexiest girls in the state…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

1st visit here in many yrs,...

1st visit here in many yrs, late Tue nite. Overall impression is that of an average club, ok, but not compelling case to go out of way for. // BASIC ORIENTATION: Adequate lot or streetside…

Chicote

San Juan, Puerto Rico

This club is great my experiance...

This club is great my experiance in PR clubs is doll house, alcazar, emerald city, dejavu, cheetahs, divas, frenchys II, and Chicote. Out of all of these I find the girls at Chicote the…

Kappa Men's Club

Kappa, Illinois

Great club located out in the...

Great club located out in the middle of nowhere. You should be pleasantly surprised of the quality and quantity of dancers here! Pretty decent laps, full nude and alcohol, a diamond in the

Kaos

Guadalajara, Jalisco

great place to go alone or...

great place to go alone or with a group huge with plenty of girls, you can go in the back and get private or stay and enjoy the environment girls of all kinds and likes greatest place on

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

Decided to visit this club for...

Decided to visit this club for a change from my usual place The DollHouse. It is a very nice club, very large and well decorated. There is a large middle stage in the…

JP's

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Nothing to really write home about...

Nothing to really write home about here. Stubld in at Midnight on a Friday. No real talent on either the upstairs or downstairs stage. Frankly, To get to the the 2…

Cheaters

Providence, Rhode Island

Hadn't stopped by in a while...

Hadn't stopped by in a while when I dropped in the afternoon. As usual... not disappointed with the overall atmosphere. Listen, the club is what it is and has its place in the grand scheme…

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, Washington

Went to Honey's Friday night around...

Went to Honey's Friday night around 9:00pm. The parking lot was full, but there were open seats in the main area and the VIP. There was a young vietnamese girl there, about 5…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Probably the best club in the...

Probably the best club in the country. Very attractive, and laid back girls. Not too smokey, lots of space, amazing bathrooms, down to earth girls, lots of hands-on, beds in the lap dance…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

I was at this club a...

I was at this club a while ago while visiting a friend in STL. We were a small group of friends and when we walked in, there were not a lot of customers yet. I was…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Drove up the the hugger on...

Drove up the the hugger on a lonely Thursday night to be greeted by a troup of young perky ladies more than willing to please the most demanding customer. Can't go wrong here. An unusual…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

On a recent late afternoon visit,...

On a recent late afternoon visit, things were as they always are. Dancers ranged from 5-9, with the average being about a 7. More had implants than I recall from previous visits.…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

I visited here for the first...

I visited here for the first time in 3 to 4 years mid Saturday afternoon. Was rather quiet. Did not see any dancers I'd rate above a 7 on looks. Got dances upstairs from two…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Lets face it. GG has basically...

Lets face it. GG has basically always been a dive as a club. In the past this has sometimes added to part of the clubs appeal. At leats when they employed an abundence of…

Juliet's Gentlemen's Club

Erie, Pennsylvania

Visited this establishment on a Wednesday...

Visited this establishment on a Wednesday evening with a co-worker while in Erie for a business meeting. The hours are posted as opening at 9PM, and they mean it. Drove by at 8:55…

Fox's

Tacoma, Washington

Visited Saturday April 14th a favorite...

Visited Saturday April 14th a favorite from the past has come back from Vegas. Saphire; danced at the club about 5 years ago. Still has the wonderful smile; no longer where's braces and…

Front Room

OTC offered by a stripper (No charge)

Have you ever had a stripper want to make love to you because she liked you and was turned on?? It happened to me once. It was back when I was in my mid twenties, thin and I…

Front Room

If a stripper KISSES you on the mouth, does that mean she REALLY LIKES YOU?

If a stripper KISSES you on the mouth, does that mean she REALLY LIKES YOU? What do you do afterwards? Do you ASK her what her REAL NAME is and what her PHONE NUMBER is and if she…

Front Room

How often do you KISS strippers in a DEEP FRENCH KISS?

How often do you KISS a stripper in a DEEP FRENCH KISS? Do you enjoy it? Do you PAY for this? If so, how much?

Front Room

Bang For $$, Hrly Rates, Clippers, etc.

I propose that reviewers start timing songs, and post equivalent hourly rate per lap dance. Think 15 seconds or so doesn't matter, think again! The worst clippers seem to be Spearmint Rhino, Deja Vu, and 2 clubs around LAX airport.…

Front Room

Any customers out there who PAY for sexual services because they have EMOTIONAL

Are there any customers out there who PAY for SEXUAL SERVICES from strippers (whether INSIDE the club or OUTSIDE) because they lack the capacity for EMOTIONAL contact? Any customers who PAY for these things because they feel like they…

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What do you think of strippers who LIE about what their REAL NAME is?

What do you think of strippers who LIE about their REAL NAME when they are ASKED by customers? There have been posts on various message boards in which a stripper has posted that they KNOW that if a customer…

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Would it not be nice if Founder was to...

Suppose the list of users of this board were to be checked. And suppose that 10+ users "ignored" the same user. Than it would be nice to just see such "ignored" user banned.