Comments by ClubFan81077

I’m sorry I didn’t reply to this sooner, but my grandmother and my great grandfather both just passed away. They were like 105 and 124, so we really didn’t even see it coming…

“Porn is not a good indication of real life.” @drew Some porn starts out pretty realistic, but then gets a little far fetched once the guy delivers the pizza… 😂

TUSCL. Accept no substitutes…. Thank you founder! 😀

@ilb Sounds like GA has plentiful options for late night eating, which I appreciate! One annoying thing about traveling is occasionally finding myself in a place where there are no 24 hr options, and even the “late night” option closes at midnight…lol @shadow I should have driven by my closest Waffle House just to see how bad it was. I’m assuming it would have had a line out the door, but you were probably wise to get there before noon and beat the heavier crowds! @rick I love me some Waffle House, especially their grits and bacon… I never really thought about the symmetry before reading your last post, but a great thanksgiving really can be summed up by the 3 “F”s, food, family, and football! 😁

@shadowcat I’ve always been curious if Waffle House is crazy packed on Thanksgiving? I rarely leave the house on Thanksgiving day… @rickdugan Damn, that meal sounds fantastic! Enjoy!

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! 😃

Even in a club without much privacy, and even if two way touch is limited due to a lack of privacy, a dancer can often position herself in a way where things will feel great to her as well. Two questions for this scenario are 1) does she WANT to get off as well, and 2) CAN she get off under whatever circumstances are available? Different humans obviously can have widely varying degrees of effort required to get them to that point, so there’s no guarantee that it’s even possible for a dancer in a particular scenario… As wallanon pointed out, a Tony or an Oscar nomination is sometimes in order! lol Having said all of this, if the answers to questions 1 and 2 above are both yes, find out what she likes that is both possible for the situation, AND that is also comfortable for her to share with you. For instance, gently kissing her neck or shoulders may get her even more worked up, or whispering the right things in her ear may help amplify other sensations she might also be feeling in the moment… TL;DR Find out what gets her motor running… 😁

Oh, and I don’t care for coffee, so a sure way to get me to throw away a coffee mug is to put coffee in it… 😂

^ For those of us who have never partaken, can you describe it like you might describe a fine wine? 😁

^ cornbread stuffing sounds GREAT…

Holy thread bump, Batman!

^ You are a blessed man, Drew! That Price is Right gig ain’t too bad either…haha 😜

^ Dang, all the good ones are always taken! 😁

“I married a cute but plain woman. She's also very smart and successful, brings solid money home, plays in bands (a few with me), likes good music, and is hilariously funny.” @drew Does she have a sister? 😁

It’s a new line of lingerie called “The Sandpaper Collection”. It’s available at both Victoria’s Secret and Home Depot. 😂

@ilbbaicnl @blahblahblahs steakhouses seem to be a popular choice…👍 @25 scalloped potatoes…👍 I haven’t heard that song in years! At odd hours, Denny’s, IHOP, Waffle House, or sometimes even a Whataburger can provide much needed food options. 😃 @DandyDan I haven’t eaten at a Perkins in years…do they have 24hr restaurants? Mom’s cooking is always hard to beat… @crosscheck I need to give that duet a listen, since I’m unfamiliar with that one!

$68?!? Doesn’t everyone just round up to at least the nearest $5 in clubs??? Unless the $68 was including sales tax? :)

@rick I will give that duet a listen! Is it true that wildebeest tastes like chicken? :) @GoVikings How could I forget about sweet potato casserole! Yeah, I was curious about what responses I might get to those last 2 questions… :) @motorhead mashed potatoes with noodles sounds quite good! I’ve taken a dancer to Carrabba’s… @george I’ve taken a dancer to Texas Roadhouse also… @shailynn Wow, it’s been ages since I’ve eaten at a Benihana. Great place! That was very kind of you on that money order… @PAWG_Patrol I’ll never be able to order Waffle House hash browns again without thinking of that! lol @Puddy Is that a duet or a duo? Oh well, we’ll accept any answer here! :) @Beantowner no thanksgiving dinner is complete without some variety of potatoes on the plate!

@electronman “saved by the belle” 😂😂😂

Compared to even five years ago, here’s what I typically experience in clubs now: 1. A much lower percentage of dancers who are my ideal type. I’m not saying that there aren’t attractive dancers, just that I meet fewer who really grab my attention. 2. A considerably lower percentage of dancers who I can easily build a connection with. It’s more challenging to find great conversations these days compared to a few years back. 3. A considerable increase in the percentage of dancers I encounter who have poor attitudes. In fairness, with the way civility has decreased in society overall, maybe customer attitudes in general have declined as well? So…clubs have gotten more expensive, and by just about any measure, I don’t enjoy them nearly as much as I used to. It’s getting harder and harder for me to find the kind of dancer who really makes it worthwhile for me to go to the trouble…

@rickmacrodong The question posed was, if you could only use one condiment ever, which one would it be? The question said nothing about burgers, beef, or any specific food item… Some people might put ketchup on fries, hash browns, or scrambled eggs, even if they don’t put any condiments at all on their burger. It was a question that someone could answer however they wanted to, depending on what condiments they like to use, on whatever foods they like to use them on… :)

@Owl I joked about having a kiosk, but in reality, there's maybe only so much that the "system" can really be "neatened up"??? If a "menu of services" were officially offered up by a particular club, it would probably need to be compliant with all relevant laws/ordinances. So...would all dancers and all customers comply with those laws, and also comply with all club policies??? Also, even if a dancer normally has a certain way that she does things, like the "fee schedule" kind of thing you mentioned, that doesn't mean that she will always behave exactly the same way with every customer. She may do things a certain way 99.99% of the time, but then make an exception to one or more of her usual rules for a customer who she feels differently about. Even for a girl who you think might not ever make an exception for anyone, it's possible she has one customer who she truly enjoys spending time with. I'm not talking about the common practice of trying to make a customer FEEL like he's special, but rather the more rare occurrence where she really DOES feel differently about a customer... I guess what I'm saying is that experiences can be all over the board depending on 1) the luck of being in the right place at the right time to meet the right dancer, 2) knowing how to recognize the signs that a dancer might be reacting to you a bit differently, and 3) how well the customer and dancer can take that initial encounter and build on it, so it becomes a great experience for both parties... Sorry if this reply seems kind of half-baked...I'm awfully tired to be trying to type anything and make it sound particularly coherent...lol

"Something like, I will remove my bra for 20, you can touch my breast for 20 more, I take my bottoms off for 40, etc. Basically by the time you tip them to get a full grind session (no extras), you are doubling the VIP cost. This is after you paid 150+ to just get into the VIP." A fast food style ordering kiosk at the entrance to the lap dance area might be able to help keep track of all of this? You'd have a big touch screen, and if you click on the option for a lap dance, you'd then see additional options for clothing removal, two-way contact, extra grinding, LDK, etc. You'd know exactly what your desired dance would cost ahead of time, and it would be right there on the receipt that you paid $29.95 extra for ten minutes of nipple sucking, with no biting... :)

^ Roy Clark…hell yeah! I absolutely loved Hee Haw. Always think of him when I think of banjo…

@25 👍 on George Benson…