Snow
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
And no I’m not talking about coke all of you Floriduh yahoos.
Snow, it’s coming for at least 25% of us. Half my city is closed tomorrow and it hasn’t even started snowing yet.
Snow, it’s coming for at least 25% of us. Half my city is closed tomorrow and it hasn’t even started snowing yet.
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Watch Out For Black Ice, Which Is Ice You Cannot See Building Up On Da' Road Surface, So You Have Ta' Look Out For It & Feel For It Before You Slide.
I work in a 24/7 manufacturing industry and never had a job or boss who gave a shit about snow. A capable person should be able to deal with it.
It's not going over well with the masses and I find it fucking hilarious.
I prefer that to hurricanes.
Too hot? It's climate change.
Too cold? It's climate change.
Too much snow? Too little snow? Always climate change.
I love when everything around me shuts down, because then I can stay home.
Snow doesn’t scare me, ice does.
True story: when my wife moved her from San Diego with her then-husband they leased a Volvo. She said they picked a Volvo because it snows in Sweden. I gave a pregnant pause and said, "Well, you know it snows in Detroit too, right?"
When I've gone out a day or so after a storm, I see cars and SUVs in ditches and rolled over. My only way out is via a state highway, and it is well maintained, only shitheads think an SUV is invincible in snow as it is 4WD. If I don't need to venture out I don't bother. A few days at home is no big deal.
Some people have to get out for work or emergencies. I get it. They just don't need to be competing for Twit Of The Year or a finalist for a Darwin Award.
Skibum: I really loved the Maine story, Excellent. People from New England can handle snow.