For those of you who sometimes drive on longer road trips, or who might like to do so, what is your vehicle of choice for those road trips? This could be a vehicle you already have, or maybe just your dream road trip vehicle…. Either way, what do you consider the perfect vehicle for the road trips that you might do?
Do you prioritize seat comfort, fuel economy, cargo room, reliability, towing capacity, a suspension and tires that can stand up to a Michigan pothole, or something else? 😀


This rick prioritizes a great autopilot and frickin’ Tesla is tops here. But not a cybertruck because all cybertruck drivers are giant douches.
Anyhoo…back to the autopilot feature. Without a good autopilot you cannot implement a good rick mode. rick mode is, logically enough, trained on the driving patterns of an intoxicated rick.
Without rick mode it is impossible to do any two-fisted drinking while enjoying your drunk driving. I mean really…you could drink with one hand and steer with the other, but isn’t it more fun to have a gin rickey in one hand and a bottle of Jack in the other?
The other upside of the rick mode is that it is trained to avoid cubs and apelings. But other hairless apes are bouncin’ off the hood while this rick enjoys himself! ROAR!!!