WOULD YOU USE YOUR COFFEE CUP AGAIN?

For #1, I'd be pretty comfortable that it was clean after a single dishwasher cycle. For #2, I don't think I could. Rationally, I know it should be perfectly clean after going through the dishwasher, but I get a little queasy just thinking about it.

A. She can pee on the side of the road. She won't be able to hit the coffee cup opening accurately anyway.

B. Even if she did use the coffee cup, then yes I'd be comfortable drinking from it after adequately washing it. Presuming it's glass or typical ceramic mug material. If it's one of those rubber-plastic high-tech lined things designed for car holder sockets and extreme camping gear then maybe not.

C. Why do you ask. This is practically clickbait except there's no click counter.

How do you think it got to be my favorite coffee cup?

Just a dicey situation all around. Girls can’t pee into a cup without getting it all over your car seat, and you don’t want her getting out of the car to piss on the side of the road in a traffic jam where everyone is stopped and watching.

Don't be afraid to come out as a golden shower fan. Benign deviance is barely noticeable in TUSCL discussions.

I wonder if there's a urine test that will show if your wife cheated on you and swallowed.

If she positively can't wait, it's gonna be more than a cup. Weird question, but here we are 🤷‍♂️

Only if I can watch her fill it

It would make an interesting flower pot.

Urine is extremely water soluble, and a coffee cup is designed to hold.liquid, not absorb it. I'm confident in my dishwasher.

I might save it and offer you a cuppa with that cup. 😁

id toss a paper cup (unless she HOT...) other cups are washable.

I probably shouldn’t admit this but my x in high school was famous for peeing in beer bottles and unless she was really drunk not spilling any. lol

I’ve pissed in my coffee cup once in that situation. Actually it was a big insulated tumbler. I threw it the fuck out.

You just wash the cup and move on with your life. You've probably had worse put on your food at a restaurant at some point in your life.

About that, no I don't like the thought of drinking from that cup, but have you never had a girl squirt on your finger or face while fingering or eating her? It may not be pure piss but it's still piss.

I drank stripper pee before. I consider it delightful.

^ For those of us who have never partaken, can you describe it like you might describe a fine wine? 😁

Oh, and I don’t care for coffee, so a sure way to get me to throw away a coffee mug is to put coffee in it… 😂