CandymanOfProvidence

Paint a whale on the sides so people can say "thar she blows!"

I no understand when walk back then forward
also "he hot"
when bouncer is maintain distance or turnaround? or miss door entry?

"Who brought a lion into the club!?!?"

^ just imagine what might have been going through their heads... 8o

the bigger question: who do you prefer in Porky's?

forget about the cowboy hat, bring the latex beanie!

Cacaplop Cacaplop
oh caca caca caca! Cacaplop Cacaplop
oh caca caca caca! Cacaplop Cacaplop
oh caca caca caca! Cacaplop

What does a tattoo around the stinkhole mean?

What leads to explosive diarrhea is the triple point of caca.

BHarlem,
I believe the Chock Full o Nuts cafe would be the best meeting spot

^ Eat many tacos, drop a burrito

^ Bloodsucking divorce lawyer feeds on the wreckage of failed relationships, leisurely doing so to pad the billing.

I remember Swank! Hot girls too dirty for PB or PH

Keep her away from Hot Topic, Spencer's and the food court!
And any video games that have microtransactions!

Stick the bouquet of flowers in the caca, makes for good fertilizer and it will go from a few stalks to a jungle!

I am worried about retaliation if Russia hits NATO deliveries to Ukraine or hit neutral organizations like the Red Cross or UN workers.

Ryan,

I was visiting a midsize city years ago and this happened to me. When leaving I let management know it cost them a bachelor…

I have wondered whether I should give out more than a buck at a time instead of churning singles out more frequently. This thread…

CrazyJoe,

That is yet another reason why I want to install a train air horn on my car.
One blast of that and they'll have to…

Shailynn's numbers sound reasonable to me.
Back when I was clubbing more, I knew a more than a few that were students. (Really students, not…

For sports memorabilia, I don't think it's all that collectable.
Like the other guys said above, so much fraud. It's even known that supposedly authenticated…

Say roach to a millennial, they'll scream emojis and google an exterminator!

What is a 2 word explanation of how whites, despite being the smallest race on earth in terms of numbers, came to rule the…

desertscrub,

you left out his fetish for horsecock
they guy dreams about the derbies but it's not about racing!

^ A-N-U-S