Comments by Mike Rotch (page 4)

Well shit. Is there a delete thread button somewhere?

But the best way to eat pussy is 69. Nothing better than munching on a wap while getting your dick shoved down her esophagus.

@Rick to be fair though, I did say almost. I still smashed, the sex was good enough that the queef wasn't a deal breaker. But I thought about it.

Yea it's also cool when there is a resident pole-dancer that teaches the other dancers some pole tricks. I think every club should have at least one pole dance "instructor" to show the new girls some basic moves.

I was having sex with this thick Dominican girl and as I buried my bone deep inside her, she suddenly queefed on me and giggled like that shit was funny. I almost pulled out and sent her home. I draw the line at pussyfarts.

CJ is like a priest that goes to a strip club and starts preaching to everyone. You're singing to the wrong choir, preacher man.

^That's just giving them positive reinforcement to rob again. Give them a good experience and they will attempt it again. That's why I always carry a lighter so in case I get robbed I'm setting my money on fire. If I can't spend it, no one else will.

The real question is, do you guys tongue-punch the pussyhole or do you flick the pink lightswitch? I do a little of both but my main goal is the clit. I will wrap my arms around her thighs so she can't escape and tongue-wrestle that thing until it's swollen and she's squirming for release.

Lemonhead Don is gonna cry to his boyfriend tonight and have some gay buttsex to make him feel better. Shoulda gone trans instead of gay Donny Lemonade!

Always strippers. Pussy and ass (if on the menu). It's so easy to go from one to the other. My tongue has seen more action than toilet paper. Made a girl squirt on my face and I lapped that up too. I'm a filthy animal.

Who the hell is CIM? (Cum in mouth?)

Don't matter none to me. A woman changes hair color like she changes her clothes. It comes and goes with their mood, so I don't become too attached to any hair color. To me the face and body is much more important and what I mainly focus on. If the girl is beautiful, any hair color will look good on her.

I don't watch gymnastics. Now if they turned that pole from horizontal to vertical then I might actually be interested.

I'll have what she's having! (AaaaaAaaaaaa)

Her saliva or yours? I can understand her not wanting to use yours, but her own should be fine. I've had many girls lube themselves up by spitting on their hand and rubbing it all over their vag. I've noticed some dancers even prefer it over regular lube, possibly because of the smell or stickiness that lube leaves behind. As for myself, I will carry spare condoms just in case they don't have any or if the first one breaks. Or if I'm going down to browntown, if you know what I mean.

Maybe they just love America for letting them in and are eager to show us their appreciation, sexually.

Me: "Alexa, shoot the guy attacking me!" Gun: "Sorry, I didn't catch that, can you repeat that?" Me: dead

I like my women with big roast beef pussy lips that grip my dick as I'm pulling out, as if begging it to stay inside.

^Good point. Everyone says Scrub was pushing newcomers away, but how many of those newcomers were just fakers abusing the system to get VIP status or club owners advertising their own clubs? Scrub was a double-edged sword, he had bad but also good in him. He deserves a 2nd chance!

Even a girl using a strap-on to fuck a guy in the ass isn't as bad as getting doggystyled by a tranny. It's still a woman doing the fucking, and that is the main goal. Us straight guys want to have sex with a WOMAN, not a MAN. That's what makes us heterosexual, we want the OPPOSITE sex. And no matter how much a man tries to alter himself to look like a woman, he is and always will be a man.

I started drinking Modelo to look more like a model and attract thots. It worked, had a threesome with 2 thots last week.

Ya'll are missing the point. Even if it looks and feels like a woman, it's still not a woman! It's like fucking a fleshlight. It's a piece of plastic. A manufactured pussy. It will never be as good as the real thing. I would rather fuck the ugliest woman alive than the hottest tranny.

WHAT the FUCK did I just read?

God I hope not. But one thing is looking and another thing is fucking. And I don't know how that would even work. Do MTF trannies even have the inside parts? I imagine it's just a fucking hole drilled into them and that their bodies instinctively try to heal or "close" the wound so they have to insert something to keep it open. I can't imagine how it would feel to stick my dick in that. Like fucking a bullet wound or something. Fuck no. The day tran strippers become mainstream is the day I stop going to strip clubs.