Buyign Bud Lights at the titty bar
SanchoRG
Texas
Highly recommend it if you're a troll at heart like me. Strippers don't give a single fuck. Bartender/staff don't care. The 50+ year old patrons sure do give dirty looks. They don't say a word though, because they are pussies. Talking tough to the TV or computer screen sure doesn't translate to real life.
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Of course homos savor the light beer because they know they can get drunk and still fit into those short shorts the next day. Not that they'll be keeping them on for long.
Every men's chorus nation-wide keeps a cooler of that zero flavor / zero calorie bullshit at the ready for the post yodel cock gobbling. The shape of the bottle is actually take from a mold of RuPaul's colon, and the neck is fluted so that if you listen close when you twist the top off, you hear the work "jizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" instead of the normal "fzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz". Of course we all know about how the special Bug Light additive* that makes it light also effects your distal region of Xq28, i.e. the gay gene. If mom even takes one sip of that unholy fag-water while she's pregnant, you can bet Jr will be dancing around his room to Morrissey and going to prom with a dude. Obviously: if you have ever drunk Bud Light before, you love dudes, tight abs, and hairy buttholes. And not necessarily in that order!
Now people are finally aware of this abomination. May Jesus and Ted Cruz save us from this gay-pocalypse.
*adrenochrome extract
TUSCL: **TRIGGERED**
Let’s face it - light beers are pretty bland and interchangeable- if they’re cold, I’ll probably drink them.
When I want an interesting tasting beer, I’ll order a craft beer.
I feel sorry for the regular people who work for Budweiser, like my nephew. That being said I’ll never buy one again. Fuck them.
https://www.newsweek.com/half-americas-1…
Elysian Space Dust has been my go-to for a few years. At 8.2 ABV it doesn't have that syrupy taste and mouthfeel like some other high alcohol IPAs. Need to find a replacement now. Earlier today I tried Golden Monkey which is 10% ABV. It was disgusting IMHO.
Sponsoring a trans person isn’t spitting in the face of anyone or forcing anything on anyone. It doesn’t affect me or anyone else in any way. I may disagree with someone. I don’t care what they or anyone else does if it doesn’t threaten me and mine.
"The beverage brand that owns Budweiser, Corona, and Stella Artois, is suing US beer-maker Constellation Brands for using the Corona brand name in a hard seltzer, according to a lawsuit filed Monday.
Beverage giant Anheuser-Busch InBev (AB InBev) acquired Corona's parent company, Grupo Modelo, in 2013, but US antitrust regulators required it to sell the company's US-based business to Constellation. AB InBev retained rights to the products in other markets, and the deal gave Constellation the rights to produce Corona and other Modelo brands in the US.
Grupo Modelo, AB InBev's Mexico-based brand, claims that Constellation violated the deal by using the Corona brand for a non-beer product, according to court documents reviewed by Insider. Reuters first reported the news of the lawsuit, which comes amid surging demand for hard seltzer in the US, on Monday."
Stock is down 1.8% since this all began on April 1
Not gonna say - go woke / go broke
But money does talk
And not to say “I told you so” but remember my post about back in March about all the lefty progs from elitist east coast Ivy League schools invading Miami and I was hammered for making broad generalizations….guess what. This gal has a English Lit degree from Harvard and an MBA from Wharton. As woke as you can get
Would have to see the impact on their stock price vs comparable companies. 1.8% is a bad day, not a slide.
But the VP responsible for that ad campaign has gone on leave and the CEO has been playing damage control, so they're obviously afraid.
Hopefully Bud Lights experience will curb some of the woke liberal virtue signaling.
Personally, I love King Sue beer. They would have to come out with special edition NAMBLA cans for me to stop drinking it. Wouldn't want to be seen holding that can. (Might still order it on draft though.)
Lol. A trans user posts on tik tok with some bud light cans that are not available to the general public and that is shoving political bullshit down your throat? How much time do you spend following trans people on tik tok? But you’re so offended? You are essentially screaming “I am a fragile snowflake.” It’s embarrassing.
There’s some growing substantial research out there that shows transgender people have a significantly higher rate of alcohol abuse and misuse than the general pop. The term in the literature is hazardous alcohol use.
Did the Wharton MBA consider that marketing alcohol to a high risk group borders on the unethical.
Jesus, just stand outside of an AA meeting with a case of beer
Like Caitlin Jenner was the wise brave “Woman of the Year” until “she” started saying conservative things, now “she’s” irrelevant. Weird because Bruce Jenner was just a light weight ex-jock. Soon as he put on a dress he became smart.
“Bud Light has suffered a “staggering” sales hit following the beer brand’s controversial marketing tie-up with transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney — with the latest data showing an alarming 17% drop, according to an industry research firm.
The latest sales data from NielsenIQ and Bump Williams Consulting shows that Bud Light sales fell 17% in dollars, while volume dropped a whopping 21% in the week ended April 15.”
Go Woke / Go Broke isn’t just a clever little catch phrase. Apparently it’s a real thing
That’s the exact playbook of the obnoxious left. Push your agenda and if anyone disagrees and pushes back call them a racist, bigot, snowflake, etc.
By the way, if Biden hosting and celebrating Dylan Mulvaney as a great “woman” at the White House isn’t pushing down our throats, then nothing is.
Recent AB corporate reaction speaks for itself
And I’m definitely not a Craft beer snob. Some of those I’ve had are undrinkable - especially the ones with notes of grapefruit
Sure. The WNBA. it’s attendance is the lowest it’s been in it’s 22 year history. The decline coincided with the BLM stuff
And compare that with the lesser woke college game. The NCAA women’s tournament smashed TV ratings
If all the wokes and grrl power types put their money where their mouths are, attending games and buying merchandise, then Brittney Griner would get paid like LeBron James.
But they don't, so they just screech sExIsM and uNfAiR
Sure, except this statement is entirely metaphorical. No one is jamming anything even remotely nearly your throat. You say that to make a silly beer ad seem like a bigger deal than it is. Its just a person on a website and you choose to get mad about it. Overreacting to something that has literally zero impact on you seems pretty snowflakey.
Is that the result of a boycott, or the result of the WNBA being boring as all fuck?
It’s metaphorical. Nobody actually jammed anything my throat.
I’m sorry you can’t say the same.