Comments by Mike Rotch (page 3)

Smart cars = dumb drivers. I prefer to be in control of the wheel and these electric cars all tend to put the driver in the passenger seat. No thanks. Gas cars til I die.

I guess I don't fully understand because I'm an idiot. Didn't the dancers have an ignore option just like the rest of us? If they were being harassed by creeps, couldn't they just put them on ignore? Seems a bit extreme to cut out huge sections of the website just to keep the stalkers away. Personally I enjoyed the dancer photos and it sucks that they're gone now. This place was already a sausage fest, now even less women are going to be interested in participating on this site.

Well if the forums suddenly close... it's been nice chatting with you guys. As a monger, I have learned so much thanks to your wisdom. See ya at the club! Or not, maybe, whatever.

What happened with the other thread saying founder was done? Is the website gonna be sold? Did he really find Jesus? Was this a very late April fools joke?

Eh I don't really care. It could stay or it can go. I watched so much porn as a teen to last me a lifetime. The graphics are nice but the plot is always the same.

I disagree with just one thing you've said: not naming the strip club you saw the trans in. Just like we would include in our reviews about ROB's, I think we should also call out the clubs that are hiring trans. Nothing phobic about it. It should be public knowledge. Now I'm not saying to NAME the specific trans dancer, that would obviously lead to bad things. But I see nothing wrong in saying "Hey btw there are trans dancers in this club".

^That is all true as well. On many occasions I've asked a girl for a dance while she is getting her tips, she agrees, and then she disappears. Probably to sit with her regular. And since the stage is very long, depending where you sit, the girl you're eyeing might not even walk by the whole time she's on stage. So be prepared to change seats if that's the case.

Hard pass. Simply for the fact that robo strippers would take the jobs of actual strippers. And I support women. Real women. I think these machines will more likely become the future of sex toys. Which I wouldn't mind. But let's keep strip clubs filled with natural born hot-blooded women.

^Japanese animators who draw hentai are providing sexual gratification through their art. Does this make them sex workers? I still think the line that defines sex work is physical contact with a customer's dick (or pussy, for all the gigolos out there). Anyone can label themselves whatever they want, but it doesn't make it true. Some OF thot can claim she's a sex worker but if all she does is sell farts in a can, does it really count?

If there is one thing worse than an e-thot, it's their simps. I tried OF once with a model I saw on Instagram. She did the whole nine yards (pussy play, sucking, fucking, etc) but after watching all her content in a couple of hours, I lost interest and didn't renew my subscription. Nothing there that you can't find on Pornhub for free.

^Is that an actual thing? I've never seen that in Jersey clubs. Damn, that is probably the most useless job I've ever heard. Another reason why I don't like to make it rain. Dollar bills flying everywhere and sometimes they land outside the stage and some bum grabs it for himself. I prefer to stuff the cash in their thong, garter, or my fav: right between their titties.

Jealous strippers are the worst. If not for that, I would say to go double or nothing and ask both to join you for a threesome.

Not all heroes wear capes.

Yea I agree with those saying sex work should involve touching some stranger's dick. The key word here being "work" because most people hate their jobs so if sex (which everyone enjoys) is considered work, they probably hate it. That's why I wouldn't call married couples who post vids of their fucking "sex workers" and neither would they call themselves that.

On my face.

One key difference I think is that HP seems to bring in newer girls more often. There are still the old time regulars, but I always see some new faces when I visit. I haven't been to PL that often but from the reviews I get the impression the same girls have been working there for years. But when it comes to extras, I think PL takes the win. You might get some action in HP, but I've also had dances from girls that wouldn't even let me touch their ass. Also, bring lots of singles because the dollar parade in HP can get pretty crazy especially on a busy night. But on the plus side, lap-dance prices are cheaper at $20, and there is no cover fee. But being a go-go, the girls keep their top and bottom on. I have never seen nudity on HP's stage. I like both clubs, but each for different reasons. I live closer to HP so that's my go-to if I had to choose between them.

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^Yes finally someone who gets it! I also like athletic girls, and pole dancers are almost always ripped. I've only seen a few that did geeat pole work. Years ago, in the Harem in Lodi NJ, there was this spinner who could climb all the way to the top and move in ways that defied gravity. I don't usually shower girls with dollars but if I see someone who puts in that much effort in her routine, I'm gonna make it rain.

Chill Papi, it was my first review. I don't link the dancer's name to extras anymore.

^I wouldn't say pole dancing is that risky. At least no more than any other physical activity. And lots of women get into pole-dancing as a form of exercise. All the pro pole dancers have lean muscular bodies, their upper body strength is actually very impressive. They have excellent control of their bodies, which makes them ideal sex machines.

She's not ugly, I would still smash her over Lizzo any day of the year. But I can find hotter girls in almost any strip club.

It's a hiphop trend where the females act all "macho" and dominating to appear strong. They consider acting feminine a weakness. It's a very popular personality type in the thot community. Until they get knocked up and then it's all "yay woman power!"

I think he's just had too much to drink. Go home Dave, you're drunk. How are you even still interested in strip clubs? Like 99.999999% of strippers have shaved snatched these days.

^Wait hold up, you're saying that Billy boy over here.... is Scrub's brother?

I usually am into thick girls but I don't see what the big deal is with her. Put her in a club next to a bunch of strippers and she's a 6/10. Tops.