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"Smart" Guns

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misterorange
Kamala, you're FIRED!
https://www.reuters.com/technology/smart…

Directions for use:
1. Turn on
2. Scan face
3. Aim and pull trigger
If gun fails to fire:
4. Press thumb firmly on print reader
5. Aim and pull trigger
If gun fails to fire:
6. Throw gun at perpetrator
7. Kiss your ass goodbye sucker

This, directly from the article: "a prototype twice failed to fire when demonstrated for Reuters this week" Yet the manufacturer is already taking orders.

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avatar for ATACdawg
ATACdawg
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2 years ago
They clearly didn't read the instructions carefully. Clearly, the user has to look straight down the barrel when making the first attempt to fire!!🎯🫣
avatar for Tetradon
Tetradon
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2 years ago
Yeah, I can't wait until my gun starts updating firmware when I need it in a self-defense scenario.
Or the government can brick it if I say something offensive online.
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twentyfive
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2 years ago
I guess this is what they mean by a throw away piece
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Papi_Chulo
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2 years ago
Yeah new technology always has its glitches - if the gun starts glitching-up just kindly tell the criminal to wait a minute while you work out the problem with the gun - problem solved
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623
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2 years ago
Fortunately anyone ordering said gun almost certainly already owns 30 or 40 other guns that do work.

I mean seriously this is the USA we’re talking about.
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Sgtsnowman
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2 years ago
Imagine your gun needs to open up a chat window with some guy in India so he can talk you through getting it to work while your fighting for your life. And then the Wi-Fi goes out.....
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Mike Rotch
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2 years ago
Me: "Alexa, shoot the guy attacking me!"

Gun: "Sorry, I didn't catch that, can you repeat that?"

Me: dead
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