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"Smart" Guns

misterorange
misterorangeVIP37088

How'z about a roadie?

3 yrs ago · 1 min read

Directions for use:

  1. Turn on
  2. Scan face
  3. Aim and pull trigger If gun fails to fire:
  4. Press thumb firmly on print reader
  5. Aim and pull trigger If gun fails to fire:
  6. Throw gun at perpetrator
  7. Kiss your ass goodbye sucker

This, directly from the article: "a prototype twice failed to fire when demonstrated for Reuters this week" Yet the manufacturer is already taking orders.

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ATACdawg
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They clearly didn't read the instructions carefully. Clearly, the user has to look straight down the barrel when making the first attempt to fire!!🎯🫣

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twentyfive
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I guess this is what they mean by a throw away piece

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Papi_Chulo
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Yeah new technology always has its glitches - if the gun starts glitching-up just kindly tell the criminal to wait a minute while you work out the problem with the gun - problem solved

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623
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Fortunately anyone ordering said gun almost certainly already owns 30 or 40 other guns that do work.

I mean seriously this is the USA we’re talking about.

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Sgtsnowman
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Imagine your gun needs to open up a chat window with some guy in India so he can talk you through getting it to work while your fighting for your life. And then the Wi-Fi goes out.....

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Mike Rotch
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Me: "Alexa, shoot the guy attacking me!"

Gun: "Sorry, I didn't catch that, can you repeat that?"

Me: dead

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