GIRL GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY CAR!!!
rattdog
New York
just looking for funny replies here on this long boring tuesday work morning.
it might have been a howard stern interview sometime during the 90's-2000's that i heard scott baio (chachi from happy days) mention that he once told a girl that she had to exit his car. he was going through the car radio dial and landed on something he enjoyed listening to.
"who is that you're listening to?
"bob dylan"
"who? bob dylan? i've never heard of him."
was there ever a moment where you had a fine girl in your say something that just really turned you off that any further interest became totally destroyed?
it might have been a howard stern interview sometime during the 90's-2000's that i heard scott baio (chachi from happy days) mention that he once told a girl that she had to exit his car. he was going through the car radio dial and landed on something he enjoyed listening to.
"who is that you're listening to?
"bob dylan"
"who? bob dylan? i've never heard of him."
was there ever a moment where you had a fine girl in your say something that just really turned you off that any further interest became totally destroyed?
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One of the few times a dancer killed any chance of me giving her money was when she was comparing the clubs she'd worked at. At one point she said "You know what I don't like about this club [Cadillac Lounge]? Too many niggers." And it's not like before that we'd been talking about ways to get blood stains out of our pointy-headed white robes. I looked at her and said, "You need to go right now." Which she did.
While I very much dislike racism, if the girl was hot enough it I'd still hit it with my very white dick in a hotel room. I mean look, solidarity is great and all, but going balls deep in a hottie is going balls deep in a hottie.
Bad breath can be solved with a breath mint.
I don't care about the girl's pop culture influences.
Queefing is not uncommon for some girls during sexual interactions.
If a girl wants to drink, cool as long as she's not plastered. Heck I'll join her.
That's fine, but where we decide to draw a line isn't necessarily delicacy. For me, I didn't want to give my hard-earned money to that racist person. I'll also admit that it's possible that I've given my money to dancers with similar or worse beliefs. They just weren't dumb enough to wave the flag over their head like that dancer did. I can't help that. But, once you de-cloak then I get to choose where my money goes.
I'll also note that I live someplace where there's no shortage of hot dancers who will provide the fun I want. So, it's not like I didn't find someone else to take my money. To each their own.
Several years ago, I was staying at my usual hotel in Columbia SC. One morning I ran into a stripper that I knew from the club. She asked me for a ride to a friends house. I really didn't want to but she talked me into it. When we got to the trailer park she asked me to wait for her. She came out 5 minutes later and asked me to drop her off back at the hotel. Damn I had been had but at least I was going in that direction. As soon as we got on the interstate she starts snorting coke. Yeah. I had just taken her to her drug dealer. Pissed me off but I took advantage of the situation and told her that I wanted a BJ for my time and trouble. So there I am on I-26 west bound at 65mph with a drug addict/drugs in my car and getting a blow job. It could have been an expensive BJ if we had gotten stopped. We learn from our mistakes.
The last time I heard something like this was a few years ago. The girl in question explained in a point of pride that, unlike a lot of the bitches in the club that night, she had never had a [black] dick inside her. She was a solid 8 I should add, I had an itch to scratch and we had OTC planned for later. I have to admit that, as much as I didn't like what came out of her mouth at that moment, I very much like what she did with that mouth later. It's not like I was marrying the chick, lol, just looking to get laid. :)
time for another shot of that starbucks.