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5 years ago
@heaving So did I...I offered to live on his deck! 😊
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5 years ago
@ATACdawg...I know, but have you SEEN that house?? And there's a maid...
Might be just enough to make me forget about the misogynistic womanizer, dweeb, and 3/4 of a moron...
(That kid got pretty big after a while) 😋
Hell, I'd prob live on the deck most of the time anyway! 🌞
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5 years ago
^ That sounds like an ideal situation... definitely hit me up, but only if you're also an alcoholic jingle writer! 🌞
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5 years ago
^Ah, yes... sometimes just the tip IS enough...😁
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5 years ago
A beach house... or a luxury car... her pick.
Assuming you mean her dookie hole, and not a whole piece of her dookie... that's an entirely different set of guidelines. 😏
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5 years ago
Well...I don't think I have anything against the Germans per se...😋
But, I'm essentially all for areas of this site that are designed so I don't have to wade through a bunch of garbage to get to the actual conversation! So, I'm def in here!!
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5 years ago
Maybe throw in a surprise pedicure??!! 💅
(I know that's a mani... but there's no pedi emoji... what gives?! )
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5 years ago
@gSteph I guess I am a bit of an amateur star gazer... used to have an app for that, even! 🤓
Fun fact: the way I got my start in the biz was from answering a radio ad for a club called Heavenly Bodies... I ended up at their sister club called the Skybox, but I can still hear the commercial in my mind... They repeated heavenly bodies in very breathy tones over and over... Such that I can't see that phrase without thinking of it! 😏
Where I live, there are plenty of places to be able to view the stars/planets on a clear night, it seems that every time there has been an event I wanted to watch lately, it's been super cloudy or the moon has been so bright that it makes it hard to see the stars.
I'll definitely keep an eye out for Jupiter and Venus though... bet that view from your hot tub is amazing! 😉
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5 years ago
Of course there's no harm in another venue to watch a stripper shake her ass and bend over... all while expertly handling a ball with laser-like focus!
Though, I sincerely think they need to come up with stiletto bowling shoes... maybe even paired with cute, little boy shorts to go along with em...
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5 years ago
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LiwetIf she walks away smiling, you spent too much.
The night before any holiday always tends to be far busier than the holiday itself... however, our club has served up a Thanksgiving feast in past years (pretty sure they will again this year but haven't confirmed) that draws a great crowd and boasts really amazing food... turkey prepared 4 different ways (including deep fried) and all the fixins.
I'm still debating whether or not to work this year, but all this talk of yummy food is def tempting me! 🍗🌽🥒🥕
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5 years ago
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^ Omg! That's hysterical!! Is it wrong if I'm totally turned on right now?? 😛😋🌞
*wondering where I can find me some muppet math* lol
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5 years ago
I 💝 the candor here!! Keep up the great work Serenity...as a fellow veteran, I agree with and have experienced some of the changes over time that you note...
And, some day, I hope to have the freedom to be as brave as you are!! 😊
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5 years ago
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https://youtu.be/HP0CWMp0PFo
My favorite drummer... what an animal!😋
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5 years ago
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I just wanna bang the drummer...er, um... drums...😉
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5 years ago
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Taking one's self too seriously! 😋🤪🥴
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5 years ago
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Did someone say party?! 🥳
I'm only in if I get paid in Four Lokos (do they still make that stuff???) and meth...
Only kidding, of course!
Diamonds and credit cards w/ no limits will suffice...💎💳💎💳
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5 years ago
The combined outfits would be a vagitarian's delight...
Way to get em droolin'! 🍔🍟
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5 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
What if you saw a girl from the club in church?
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5 years ago
I just wanna say that I ❤ the poignancy of this post...
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5 years ago
Two words: oral fixation 💋😋💋
I've never been the lollipop kind, but...some months ago, I came across these adorable and surprisingly tasty treats at my local Marshalls store: https://www.candynation.com/catalogsearch/result/?q=Glitter+swirl
Mine were the unicorn ones, and they were a huge hit all the way around! Too big to (sexily) fit all the way in my mouth, I was left no choice but to take dainty licks of these suckers until they were a more manageable size for sucking... at some point, I needed to set one down and it then became a drink stirrer...convenient.
When I finally retrieved it, I realized I'd just created a swirly, glittering cocktail... bonus!! So, now I'm licking a dripping unicorn horn... you get the idea! Lol
I actually ordered more from the above site after that, but since they're about 3 times what I originally paid, I didn't keep up the habit.
I'll say this though... they made for fun conversation starters, drew attention to my mouth (in a good way), gave me something to do with my hands (I could see them being great for a smoker or someone trying to quit), and were frankly, just delicious...
Hell, I think I just talked myself into some more! 🤤😋😛
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5 years ago
^ Definitely do it in moderation... but I'm pretty sure none of my alcohol intake is exactly healthy... no matter how hard I try to make it so! 😉
Sweet of you to be concerned...💋
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5 years ago
Just to add on to what Pantera said... a couple of the upcoming celebrities scheduled are Snoop Dog and Tommy Lee, but the way the new club will be set up, anyone not interested in a particular act or vibe will still be able to enjoy a full SC experience in the (soon to be) newly-remodeled, original part of the club.
There's talk of some Pole Olympics types of events on the horizon as well.
Also, we're the only club in the area to offer balloon shots...vaporized alcohol that you inhale out of a balloon!! Booze bypasses the liver and heads straight to the blood stream... quicker buzz that leaves your system faster...so efficient! As an exclusively daytime drinker, I'm a huge fan! 🌞
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5 years ago
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@FishHawk Thank you, Sir...and, happy to oblige!!
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5 years ago
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@CC99 Just because I don't understand something doesn't mean I don't believe in someone's right to think differently than I do. However, I do believe the parameters of the site should be respected. That means that the little sociology study you seem to be so fond of has a room all it's own, and anyone else who wishes to ignore the entire topic should be able to forget that room even exists, if they so wish. That's all. 🌞
@founder and anyone else who promises not to talk to me about politics, I'd happily spend an evening not doing that with you! 😘🌞💋