Comments by DenimChicken (page 8)

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    5 years ago
    nofuglies
    lap dance addict
    Be Best
    It's amusing seeing how ridiculous people are. It may as well be facebook. Kudos to the rationale people who see things beyond a single narrative.
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    5 years ago
    Eve
    Where there's a hole, there's a way. [HIATUS]
    Describe The Monger Above You Using Just One Word.
    Friendly pervert
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    5 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Today is National Honesty Day
    0.75
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    5 years ago
    twentyfive
    Living well and enjoying my retirement
    Any short sellers here ?
    If you are short selling you are late to the game. Not sure how good the fees will be to borrow those shares...and I think those types of stocks have already taken a huge hit. You could still buy Puts on these things but also likely late to the game - the greeks may not be in your favor and tons of people have already been buying up index puts for a while. I'm definitely a believer that the bottom has not happened - this recent uptick was fabricated and these depressing numbers from covid will continue to rise and we'll go under 200 for SPY by May.
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    5 years ago
    Holy Cow
    Hell no. I can wait a while and get back to the fun in July/August/whenever...
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    5 years ago
    In your opinion, what is the ideal dancer turnover?
    For any spot I hit twice within ~6 weeks - 10% If it is 4-6 months between visits - 25% could be interesting However I don't want this to be at the cost of shitty unfair firings.
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    5 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    You don't say
    Why is this such a big deal? Do you get ripped off? Do you think if credit happens there is no self control? Personally I pay tabs with card with little issue.
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    5 years ago
    Subraman
    Car key and wallet dating your sister
    A PL's guide to how I am handling the quarantine
    @Subraman - please write a review.... I want to know about the extras. I promise to NOT go in next week and complain that "I know you did XYZ with somebody else for less!!!!". PROMISE.
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    5 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    A stripper comes over for OTC
    Hey it could be a Germ Free Experience
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    5 years ago
    Pussy on sale?
    https://media.giphy.com/media/l0HlvtIPzPdt2usKs/giphy.gif
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    5 years ago
    OT: $1000 Paycheck to Every American
    @rogertex - from some threads on here, I'm sure many would qualify for it. TUSCL is not full of $200k+ posters (no clue what number they are tiering off from). I'm sure there are plenty, but I'd expect the checks to hit the majority of guys on here.
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    5 years ago
    Pussy on sale?
    I agree with Dugan totally. If anything you should be checking in on any girls that you get along with and make sure they are dealing ok with the weeks/month(s) possible of no work.
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    5 years ago
    OT: $1000 Paycheck to Every American
    This could really help people in all impacted industries, living paycheck to paycheck. It won't change the world but it could definitely be the difference between having a place/food for millions of people, for the next two months. The bigger fear then comes if this all goes deep into summer and beyond....we can only hope not.
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    5 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    'When I give a lap dance, I tell the guys I don't want to be touched.'
    Stripper math is always complete fucking bullshit. A girl once had a great night and made $1700 - she says she expects to make $2k a night.
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    5 years ago
    whodey
    Fat bastard that can afford to fuck hot strippers
    Major change in Dancer lineups
    There already is going to be a flood of girls going to onlyfans, reddit forums for selling pics/videos/panties and cam sites. Not saying it's a bad idea to pursue these types of things - just saying there are titans of industry that have years of experience on their side already in this hustle. So you'll have to bring something new, likely.
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    5 years ago
    whodey
    Fat bastard that can afford to fuck hot strippers
    Bars (including strip clubs) ordered to close due to corona virus
    There is seemingly a high chance of some kind of 'check for every american adult' in the works. At the White House presser earlier today they mentioned that this is a priority for consideration; the amount will likely be less than what is rumored (1k is the number I see the most but that also fits Andrew Yang's desired UBI/month), and they would like to have action within two weeks. If this happens, hopefully they plan to do the same in April as I imagine many people will be impacted beyond this month. Who knows. Fun times.
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    5 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    OT: Stock Market
    This isn't over. Wait until more places call for bar/restaurant/events shutting down and then the guidance to go beyond end of March. The Federal government is advising people to practice social distancing for eight weeks but every city/state is only focusing on the next two weeks. Something will give. Closed businesses, revenues are hurt, wages are hurt, spending drops - stocks drop lower. Or tell yourself that the DOW would never dip further! Sure you can't time the absolute bottom but you can definitely wait for actual signs of recovery. I'm looking forward to picking up a nice townhouse on sale in a year when rates are still sub 50bps and people are hungry to sell.
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    5 years ago
    shmutz
    California
    Strip Clubs During the CoronaVirus Pandemic
    This trial is going to be a year long process per the afternoon white house presser.
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    5 years ago
    pistola
    Keepin' it 💯
    The Hoarding of Toilet Paper
    I drop that ultra plush quilted northern on stage and tell them to meet me at the sanitizer station. Some nights an entire roll. Sometimes even two....#whalelivin
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    5 years ago
    joker44
    In the wind
    Jeff Bezos Insane Wealth: The Video
    Imagine if politics or whatever asked for 20%+ (or more). What would happen to the share price from an iceberg order of that size? An insane amount of money but I wish they would show how much is locked up and theoretical. He doesn't have this all in cash like scrooge mcduck - but he also isn't shy to ask for extra cheese on his whopper.
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    5 years ago
    K
    New Jersey
    Biggest flake moment
    Not everybody can spend SIXTY FUCKING DOLLARS to show their dedication - eh LDK?
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    5 years ago
    skibum609
    Massachusetts
    This sucks I have the Corna................
    You are gaining so many points in funny and useful categories by dedicating so much time to posting about this topic. We are so blessed. TUSCL is the 2020 election with old white men over 70 spamming their thoughts when we are here for the thots.
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    5 years ago
    Boob sanitizer
    Holy shit that's hilarious spice. Considering how many horrible handjobs happen in all the chairs upstairs and more in the past behind the main stage...that should be the least of his worries!
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    5 years ago
    Warrior15
    Anywhere there are Titties.
    Dead Cat Bounce / Don't try to Catch a Falling Knife
    I work in a very technical part of this...industry. I would be insanely weary of thinking the bottom is anywhere near found. it took over 350 TRADING DAYS to bottom out in 2008-2009. We are barely into whatever-this-is... Maybe? Who knows.
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    5 years ago
    What is loyalty worth to you
    ^^ hahaha Loyalty in the club is a bit silly imo. Unless you actually have a real connection (that is also highly subjective) you and the dancer have no obligation to each other. You want dances from somebody else? get them. She sees another regular that she can make a quick 1-300+; great! I once told a dancer that I was going to be in town and at the club on xyz days. I told her do NOT come to work just to see me - but it would be great to see her for a bit. She came to work only to see me and was pissed off that I was talking to other girls and getting dances from them as well. That wasn't me being disloyal, it was her being incapable of setting realistic expectations.