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5 years ago
TiburonEvery woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
Being the "Whale" of the club. What's the experience for you?It's all relative. To some people, spending over $200 is being a whale. To others, it isn't whale like until $2000. And up and up.
To some people I can be a whale at times but whatever that's my business. I would honestly say this though - if you feel like splurging - like Subraman said, do it with your CF. Let them know you feel like making it a fun time etc.
If you think you are going to throw a few hundred on the stage and spend a grand and the night will be memorable forever.....you are wrong. There is no achievement unlocked.
You also don't want others to think you will always spend this much and make you a target.
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5 years ago
The absolute worst type of customer π‘So did you at least LDK in the dance?
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5 years ago
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
OT: Stock Marketdont buy stock.
wait a bit then invest into index funds and etfs.
if you want to gamble then play oom options. have fun.
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5 years ago
Should a regular expect physical contact before a lap dance?I second that @heaving - preferably in mid March! haha
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5 years ago
How a stripper's brain works. Example #184I can confirm the breathalyzer happens but not at all clubs, obviously. The place I know may be the great exception.
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5 years ago
Review reviewersIf you can't afford less than $10 a month - to get access and support the site - why are you even going to clubs?
That said - reviews are very useful. I personally just have a small collection of clubs and have nothing to add for Joe Public
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5 years ago
Icey LocoI don't understand how anybody bothers to read the lame trolls. Click ignore and move on.
It just encourages their stupidity to respond or react.
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5 years ago
Opinion of Cuban dancers?@Cristobal - I agree that the stereotyping is dangerous. When I think of Cuban dancers that fit my mental image (ruin the club and are annoying as fuck) it's these characteristics
-Sit in a group setting, often 3-5 of themselves
-Do not talk to other girls in the club
-Approach you one at a time just asking for a dance instantly
-If you DO do a dance or multiple, they send their friends after you next asking for dances, even if you've already declined
-Sometimes become very open with extras and don't use much discretion
- So this then leads to issues for other girls and the club goes downhill, annoyed customers go elsewhere
If they don't have this behavior...then hey, no harm.
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5 years ago
Stripper fightWhich club in Dallas is this?
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5 years ago
How a stripper's brain works. Example #184> This is actually how a drunk personβs brain works.
Yep. This isn't exclusive to a dancer at all. If she shares her number with some customers, it isn't out of the question for her (while wasted) to think hey this guy knows me...he can call my phone that i'll hear (somehow).
@heaving - yeah dude, this is old news. You know how you can add a friend on snapchat by using your camera on somebody's profile pic with the coded yellow icon? Well with genitals you can just tap phones to genitals and it will add their number. So then obviously a picture will be in your phone linking the number (not of their jeans/panties, that would be ridiculous).
Doesn't work with AT&T lines though.
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5 years ago
Opinion of Cuban dancers?Shit and cause only problems in clubs over time.
You'll see.
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5 years ago
Am I out of line...You paid for time with the Tranny - I say enjoy yourself.
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5 years ago
Why do you come to the TUSCL site. ?I am on a quest for knowledge that will lead me to FRLDK.
When the day comes I will be sure to share info on how I was a baller and made it happen for $60.
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5 years ago
Which do you value more the opinions of celebrities or those of TUSCL members?If it wasn't said by RickTheLion - then I ain't buyin.
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5 years ago
I had a great oral experience at Tijuana todayThis does NOT look up to proper Tex Mex standards.
You march your ass back to TX and sing Deep In The Heart x10 and think about what you've done.
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5 years ago
Interview with BHarlem> ........ oh and did I tell u about that time I did a teens party w/ their lil girlfriends there
oh god this sounds hilarious. Please proceed with this.
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5 years ago
loperjust looking for a little human contact along the way
Your dancer puts on a little weightSometimes it works really well. It just depends on the person.
As somebody that prefers petite women (but not exclusively) - what really sucks is when a small girl LOSES 15 more pounds and she gets really sickly looking.
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5 years ago
blahblahblah23>:( π§πΌββοΈππΌ busy being a "psycho bitch" π€£
What is you biggest pet peeve with clubs?@rickdugan - great list. The first and last ones really get to me as well.
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5 years ago
blahblahblah23>:( π§πΌββοΈππΌ busy being a "psycho bitch" π€£
What is you biggest pet peeve with clubs?@nice - I don't live in Texas anymore but when I visit I think I agree - I see less than I used to. Obviously XTC...you know what you are getting into. A lot are in Dallas so you may be on to something.
@heaving - very possible with that theory. I have no racist thoughts on people from these countries, I just feel like their aggressive approach to me - possibly because I'm brown - is a massive annoyance! I have no issue if they are trying to work and hustle - but even then, instantly asking for dances is never that great of a strategy.
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5 years ago
Official Bitcoin FUD thread 2020 Q1We should make cash illegal as well because you can do illegal things with it in person.
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5 years ago
blahblahblah23>:( π§πΌββοΈππΌ busy being a "psycho bitch" π€£
What is you biggest pet peeve with clubs?@heaving - point taken. Just not like any experiences I've had across Texas.
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5 years ago
blahblahblah23>:( π§πΌββοΈππΌ busy being a "psycho bitch" π€£
What is you biggest pet peeve with clubs?> @DenimChicken, there are exceptionally good Cubans/Mexicans in my experience, but of course it's subjective.
That is honestly surprising to me since you are in Austin. It has been rare for me (hispanic btw), to have a good time with the Cubanas (also some Honduran, Colombian) there. They just come up and ask for money/dances instantly, offer no conversation and usually speak very little english. Combine this with an overly aggressive fake look (fake butt, breasts and botox)...no.
@blah - the amount that clubs take from girls in most places is insane to me. I'm used to seeing house fees be so much more reasonable like in Austin, TX. I see the conversations here and have heard numbers from girls I know (You made $1500? the house takes $350 and then a few more tip outs...). It's pathetic. I feel like clubs that have to take so much from the girls are obviously failing as a business.
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5 years ago
blahblahblah23>:( π§πΌββοΈππΌ busy being a "psycho bitch" π€£
What is you biggest pet peeve with clubs?Cubanas.
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5 years ago
TiburonEvery woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
Strip Club goals 2020!As long as you are comfortable with dropping $1k - it's fun. Just have fun, make a girl's night or a few girls quite frankly!
No real goals for me. Things are already a blast.
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5 years ago
2 on 1 VIP/Dance - worth the hype?If you don't know the girls, hard pass. The reality is they take turns half assing it unless you have good experiences with them separately, previously.