Comments by two_bits (page 15)

"I am not goal oriented" Great, I'm sure that puts your clients at ease.

^^'About time you came to work. I didn't know bots took 3-day weekends. What are you, some kind of millennial slacker bot?

^Actually, you missed the point.

^^that means you're a multi-clique.

"Well gosh two shits (sic), it seems like you’ve got this all figured out ! I’m trying to absorb the knowledge you are dropping, could you write an article explaining your system." There's some serious irony hereabouts.

Tell her: You know we've got to find a way To bring some lovin' here today, oh oh oh

"^ You left out a very large category it should have been obvious from the get go TROLLS" You can't just lump them all together. The trolls have cliques, too.

"I have discussed payment in advance twice and despised both experiences." Great, a lawyer that hates negotiating. Just another example of why anyone that would hire you to represent them is an idiot.

"One of my stripper “friends” I follow on Snapchat" What are you, some kind of stalker?

"This is a troll." Duh. Obvious from the very beginning, all the trademarks of a (juice) troll post: first post from a brand new "member," trollish user name, overly long post, on a topic that members can't resist pontificating about.

I've dealt with bullies my whole life - yes, even when I was a baby, and some sausage-fingered kid tried to take my blankie, and I hit him right between the eyes with my rattle, haha - and that was the day I learned that the only language bullies understand, is you smack me, I'll come back with a baseball bat, you come at me with a baseball bat I'll smack you WITH THE WHOLE GODDAMN TREE!!! …ahem, ah, where was I? Oh yeah, I have a pretty loose attitude towards most strippers, but I’ve gone into cold asshole mode a few times, especially when they try and drag me into their drama. I don’t participate in drama n any form when I’m in the club, unless I’m the one starting it. When I’m at the club, it’s all about me.

Hmmm...toxic, narcissistic, creepy, politically divisive... Good thing none of those apply to us here.

"It's the 7.5 and better (hopefully much better) that I'm hoping to get this treatment from" @Subraman - Really, a 7.5? I am sorely disappointed in you. As of now, you are out of the clique!

@rick - could we possibly get you to expound more on the pro's and con's of "greasing" versus whining to strip club managers? ;)

And ruin your chances for OTC, rick? I could never do that to a fellow TUSCLer.

@rick - based on your predatory expertise, how does dayshift vs nightshift compare in terms of % of addict dancers?

"Each of you is trying to get a feel for what kind of prospect the other might be." You forgot to mention surreptitious checking for track marks.

You guys know me, I'm not one to brag ... but many of my dates have told me I gave them the best ninety seconds of their lives.

Maybe try Depends next time?

"This is not meant to be another “day shift vs night shift” debate." Wait a second, that's right, you've got the whole TUSCL day shift clique vs. the night shift clique...I can't believe me missed that one. Someone alert @nicespice, these need to be added to the TUSCL Cliques list, stat!

^^Wrong thread, lol.

I can go on for hours about my awesomeness. When I've locked down the hottest dancer in the club for the evening, it actually makes it easier on her, as she can relax and just sip her drink while nodding and agreeing with me all night. Many dancers have told me it's almost like having the night off.

I usually bring the conversation around to my favorite topic...me!

^^I'm sure your clients will be gratified to know that while you're supposed to be defending their interests in court, you're actually on TUSCL spewing your racist, bigoted, alt-right birther nonsense.

Final thought - the members with parody accounts all seem to have an exaggerated sense of their own importance, a glaring lack of self-awareness, repeat the same stock statements or catchphrases endlessly, and have some underlying archetypal characteristic (e.g. douchebag, psycho, delusional old man, etc.) that defines them and makes them child's play to parody. What would someone parody about you? Your nice-ness? Maybe you need to step up your game.