Comments by two_bits (page 16)

IDK, if someone was making a parody account, wouldn't they be a little more creative with the screen name?

It seems many PLs are here hoping that I will share some kind of hidden or secret knowledge that will magically up their game, so they too can can start dating (FWB, not P4P) model quality civie hotties and locking down 9s and 10s in the club. What I've tried to explain before is that my appearance, demeanor, and means are so completely different from most of you (Subraman being a notable exception) that effectively were on totally different levels when it comes to innate talent and ability. Think of this analogy: Could Tiger Woods give a weekend duffer some pointers that might lower his handicap a few strokes? Sure. Could he make him into a world-class Majors-winning champion? Of course not. Just being real, motherfuckers.

"perhaps she thinks there may be some risk associated w/ having someone's mouth she doesn't know be in contact w/ her private-area." Maybe you could offer to take out your dentures?

"Like you, I am a fashionable back-braced leader of men and world famous cocksman" It's a very exclusive clique.

Didn't Juice post a thread about dancers playing with his big, fluffy man boobs? I believe he also said he is a G-cup.

@DC - As most strip club incidents seem to happen at or close to 2 AM, the term "2AMer" was coined on this very board. The reporting of said 2AMers, in particular by the highly respected member @shadowcat, has a long and honorable tradition on TUSCL. In other words, STFU.

The only real drawback (and it's a small one at that) to my current lifestyle is the jealous haters it attracts. But I simply chalk that up to their being less then successful, sexually frustrated losers.

To DC's point, after you've had a lifetime of success such as I have, you reach the point where all your material needs - home, car, clothes, fashionable back brace - have been met. When I do buy something now it's usually to replace something that's worn out (which is itself rare, because I purchase only the highest quality). That leaves me free to spend my considerable disposable income on "experiences" - dates (FWB, not P4P) with model-quality civie hotties, vacations with GFs, nights at the club locking down the hottest dancer in the club, etc.

Hey, it worked for Gawker.

Besides a gentleman's means, then appearance, demeanor, and good grooming are all important. One area I see guys consistently overlooking, however, is perfect posture. I see too many stooped over, slumped shouldered PLs in the clubs. It's like the world has beaten them down, and they give off that unappealing, "I have to go to Tijuana to get laid" vibe. While OTOH I have received countless compliments from the gorgeous, model-quality women (civies & strippers) I date (FWB, not P4P) on my commanding, ramrod straight posture.

I would check with flagooner. I believe 3:30 pm is when he has his second nap of the day.

"Two Bits. You must teach us your vast knowledge on how to be (sic) these models !" That's Mr. Two Bits to you. Anyway, I doubt I can offer any assistance. My savoir faire and impeccable taste took a lifetime to achieve. And as for my good looks - I was born that way. Alas, you can't teach handsome.

"And of course some members are in more than one clique." I'm glad you clarified that, I was beginning to suspect a flaw in your methodology, since you've listed significantly more "cliques" than there are actual (non-alias) members on the board.

@Echo - good observation, as someone who dates (FWB, not P4P) model-quality civilian hotties IRL, I can tell you that the two other girls don't even register on my radar. Unlike most here (who would be happy to get any kind of female attention IRL), I never settle for "average-looking girls."

@ flagooner - hey, old timer, since the idea of you appearing in public with an attractive woman is purely theoretical at this point, how about leaving this topic to someone who actually is regularly seen in public with gorgeous woman, someone like, well ... me. What you have to remember is that my appearance, demeanor, and means are quite different from most guys here. So not only do I date (FWB, not P4P) gorgeous, model-quality civilian hotties, but when I go to the club I automatically attract the hottest, most upscale, high status dancers in the club. So when I'm out on the town with one of my 9+ OTC dancers, I'm never embarrassed, because they always look sexy as fuck, but in a classy, upscale way, not slutty like some cheap Detroit stripper.

"A drug dealer is no better than a customer" Did you read that in some undergraduate law review? Just another example of why anyone would have to be an idiot to hire you as their attorney. Are you even a real lawyer, or just another troll with an ax to grind?

Back problems are no joking matter, you cretin, if you were missing 3 vertebrae like me, you would know. But don't get me wrong, even in a back brace I could still kick your douchebag lawyer ass.

Of course, what you have to remember is that my appearance, demeanor, and means are vastly different than the run of the mill chumps on here. So if you see a handsome, older gentlemen (who looks 10-15 years younger than his actual age) in a fashionable back brace, locking down the hottest dancer in the club - then, yes, I'm hitting that, 100%.

35% - that is, if you're using "The System"

GTFO

@shailynn - This OP will KICK YOUR MONKEY ASS if you don't stay in your lane and keep out of my virtual space. I've dealt with tougher punks than you in my day, son. I may be 64 and missing a few vertebrae, but trust me, I could easily handle you, big boy. P.S. Shailynn sounds like a girl's name, BTW.

LOL

"After you pass 40 and it becomes harder to get with young and beautiful women, strip clubs become an easy, but expensive alternative." Speak for yourself, @TFP. Yes, your statement is true for virtually all of the older, socially awkward, lonely, introspective losers on here, but I'm a completely different breed of cat. I'm seldom if ever without female companionship, date gorgeous, model quality twenty something civie hotties (FWB not P4P), not to mention all my stripper FWBs. When I go to clubs it's to party and hog the hottest dancer in the club all night.

^^True, you're responsible for 90% of the site's traffic.

@Juice - did you get lifetime memberships for all your aliases? That must have cost a pretty penny!