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6 years ago
Unlike some other pussy poseurs on here who get weak in the knees when a 7.5 pays them a little attention, I am very selective about what constitutes a "hot" stripper. A dancer has to be a straight up 9+ (looks & personality) and be the hottest chick in the club to get with me (don't forget that I date (FWB, not P4P) model-quality civie hotties, so my standards are different from the usual riffraff on TUSCL). And then I'm locking her down for the whole evening. I know some of your guys don't like that, but IDGAF. You don't have the means or moxie to get with her anyway, so what difference does it make?
If you want what I have, you need to up your game, motherfuckers!
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6 years ago
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two_bitsIf there was a problem Yo, I'll solve it, Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it, nice spice baby, nice spice baby
"keep posting you'll get caught up, some of the nuance does not translate well to digital language formats, keep at it, it will get easier !"
Oh, that's right, we don't want to dent TrollWarnBot's self-esteem, do we. Hang on, let me rush out and get a nice participation trophy for the little guy.
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6 years ago
Oh, right, I forgot about the Trumpettes.
http://media4.s-nbcnews.com/i/MSNBC/Components/Video/201609/f_trumpettes_tweets_160930.jpg
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6 years ago
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two_bitsIf there was a problem Yo, I'll solve it, Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it, nice spice baby, nice spice baby
Oh, so now you're trying to be cute, eh, bot? All because I called you out on the miserable job you've been doing around here.
Don't make me come over and slap the digital shit out of you.
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6 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
@EchoPizza - not cool, man. Get your own shtick!
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6 years ago
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two_bitsIf there was a problem Yo, I'll solve it, Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it, nice spice baby, nice spice baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiyYozeOoKs
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6 years ago
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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
@RandumNumberGenerator - you must be new around her, since you seem unaware that I regularly date (FWB, not P4P) model-quality civie hotties.
So of course I go to regular bars, you dolt! In fact, lately I’ve been hitting some of the busier local sports bars seven nights a week. 5.5 of the last 7 times I’ve been out to one of those clubs, I’ve met a bunch of single or at least unattached twenty-something females, all super good looking bitches, got a few digits and lined up real dates, no P4P. (For some reason my Hawaiian shirt and fashionable back brace combination is like catnip to the college age hotties.)
And when I need a change of pace and I do go to the strip club, then it's all about me. My money, my rules, buster! If I feel like dropping a grand locking down the hottest dancer, then that's what I fucking do. And if you and your loser buddies don't like it, then YOU NEED TO UP YOUR GAME, MOTHERFUCKERS!!
(Whew...ah, I think need to lie down for a moment...)
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6 years ago
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two_bitsIf there was a problem Yo, I'll solve it, Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it, nice spice baby, nice spice baby
"If he was 98% effective"
You're comparing WarnBot to a condom?
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6 years ago
The date ends when I goddam say it ends, and not a second before!
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6 years ago
Maybe someone that can spell?
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6 years ago
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two_bitsIf there was a problem Yo, I'll solve it, Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it, nice spice baby, nice spice baby
I need to check Bed, Bath & Beyond to see if their Wedding Registry is still up.
...now where did I put that coupon?
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6 years ago
And Daddillac wonders why he doesn't have a girlfriend.
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6 years ago
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two_bitsIf there was a problem Yo, I'll solve it, Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it, nice spice baby, nice spice baby
Has anyone seen the wedding photos? Just wondering if Nicole wore a white burqa?
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6 years ago
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two_bitsIf there was a problem Yo, I'll solve it, Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it, nice spice baby, nice spice baby
Right, Trump might not let Nicole back in.
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6 years ago
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two_bitsIf there was a problem Yo, I'll solve it, Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it, nice spice baby, nice spice baby
Where do you think those crazy kids will honeymoon?
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6 years ago
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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
J. Lock down the hottest dancer in the club for the entire evening. No LDs or VIP. I just pay her to laugh at my jokes and nod appreciatively as I expound on how awesome I am.
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6 years ago
That's because, unlike dancers, civies are not interested in being in a relationship with a deadbeat.
Try getting a steady job.
http://www.pewsocialtrends.org/2014/09/24/record-share-of-americans-have-never-married/st-2014-09-24-never-married-03/
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6 years ago
No shame in the young guys here realizing they are undatable IRL and resigning themselves to a life of strip clubs and P4P. At least they didn't wait until their were in their 40's or 50's to face up to the truth.
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6 years ago
I'm 64, but since I'm usually taken for 10-15 years younger, that means I have another year to go before I even reach my peak sexual desirability. Woo-hoo!
So don't expect me to stop dating (FWB, not P4P) model quality civie hotties anytime soon, motherfuckers.
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6 years ago
Most of the single guys on here (and by most I mean everybody but me) have realized they are undatable IRL and have resigned themselves to a life of strip clubs and P4P. Of course, my appearance, demeanor, and means are completely different from these losers, which is why I’m able to date (FWB, not P4P) model quality civie twenty something hotties.
Lately I’ve been hitting some of the busier local sports bars seven nights a week. 5.5 of the last 7 times I’ve been out to one of those clubs, I’ve met a bunch of single or at least unattached females, super good looking, got a few digits and lined up real dates, no P4P. For some reason my Hawaiian shirt and fashionable back brace combination is like catnip to the college age hotties.
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6 years ago
I had to added (sic) fluff just to pass"
So that would make you a fluffer, right?
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6 years ago
^^Which makes you the retard.
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6 years ago
“I’d love to see you, but I’m having financial issues right now.”
Oh, sure, like any stripper's gonna believe that about me after seeing my car, my clothes, my watch, my fashionable back-brace...
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6 years ago
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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
Yeah, I miss the days when people flagooner's age were put on ice floes...
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6 years ago
It's so the clubs can appeal to different TUSCL cliques.