Comments by two_bits (page 14)

Unlike some other pussy poseurs on here who get weak in the knees when a 7.5 pays them a little attention, I am very selective about what constitutes a "hot" stripper. A dancer has to be a straight up 9+ (looks & personality) and be the hottest chick in the club to get with me (don't forget that I date (FWB, not P4P) model-quality civie hotties, so my standards are different from the usual riffraff on TUSCL). And then I'm locking her down for the whole evening. I know some of your guys don't like that, but IDGAF. You don't have the means or moxie to get with her anyway, so what difference does it make? If you want what I have, you need to up your game, motherfuckers!

"keep posting you'll get caught up, some of the nuance does not translate well to digital language formats, keep at it, it will get easier !" Oh, that's right, we don't want to dent TrollWarnBot's self-esteem, do we. Hang on, let me rush out and get a nice participation trophy for the little guy.

Oh, right, I forgot about the Trumpettes. http://media4.s-nbcnews.com/i/MSNBC/Components/Video/201609/f_trumpettes_tweets_160930.jpg

Oh, so now you're trying to be cute, eh, bot? All because I called you out on the miserable job you've been doing around here. Don't make me come over and slap the digital shit out of you.

@EchoPizza - not cool, man. Get your own shtick!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiyYozeOoKs

@RandumNumberGenerator - you must be new around her, since you seem unaware that I regularly date (FWB, not P4P) model-quality civie hotties. So of course I go to regular bars, you dolt! In fact, lately I’ve been hitting some of the busier local sports bars seven nights a week. 5.5 of the last 7 times I’ve been out to one of those clubs, I’ve met a bunch of single or at least unattached twenty-something females, all super good looking bitches, got a few digits and lined up real dates, no P4P. (For some reason my Hawaiian shirt and fashionable back brace combination is like catnip to the college age hotties.) And when I need a change of pace and I do go to the strip club, then it's all about me. My money, my rules, buster! If I feel like dropping a grand locking down the hottest dancer, then that's what I fucking do. And if you and your loser buddies don't like it, then YOU NEED TO UP YOUR GAME, MOTHERFUCKERS!! (Whew...ah, I think need to lie down for a moment...)

"If he was 98% effective" You're comparing WarnBot to a condom?

The date ends when I goddam say it ends, and not a second before!

Maybe someone that can spell?

I need to check Bed, Bath & Beyond to see if their Wedding Registry is still up. ...now where did I put that coupon?

And Daddillac wonders why he doesn't have a girlfriend.

Has anyone seen the wedding photos? Just wondering if Nicole wore a white burqa?

Right, Trump might not let Nicole back in.

Where do you think those crazy kids will honeymoon?

J. Lock down the hottest dancer in the club for the entire evening. No LDs or VIP. I just pay her to laugh at my jokes and nod appreciatively as I expound on how awesome I am.

That's because, unlike dancers, civies are not interested in being in a relationship with a deadbeat. Try getting a steady job. http://www.pewsocialtrends.org/2014/09/24/record-share-of-americans-have-never-married/st-2014-09-24-never-married-03/

No shame in the young guys here realizing they are undatable IRL and resigning themselves to a life of strip clubs and P4P. At least they didn't wait until their were in their 40's or 50's to face up to the truth.

I'm 64, but since I'm usually taken for 10-15 years younger, that means I have another year to go before I even reach my peak sexual desirability. Woo-hoo! So don't expect me to stop dating (FWB, not P4P) model quality civie hotties anytime soon, motherfuckers.

Most of the single guys on here (and by most I mean everybody but me) have realized they are undatable IRL and have resigned themselves to a life of strip clubs and P4P. Of course, my appearance, demeanor, and means are completely different from these losers, which is why I’m able to date (FWB, not P4P) model quality civie twenty something hotties. Lately I’ve been hitting some of the busier local sports bars seven nights a week. 5.5 of the last 7 times I’ve been out to one of those clubs, I’ve met a bunch of single or at least unattached females, super good looking, got a few digits and lined up real dates, no P4P. For some reason my Hawaiian shirt and fashionable back brace combination is like catnip to the college age hotties.

I had to added (sic) fluff just to pass" So that would make you a fluffer, right?

^^Which makes you the retard.

“I’d love to see you, but I’m having financial issues right now.” Oh, sure, like any stripper's gonna believe that about me after seeing my car, my clothes, my watch, my fashionable back-brace...

Yeah, I miss the days when people flagooner's age were put on ice floes...

It's so the clubs can appeal to different TUSCL cliques.