Comments by two_bits (page 2)

^^And he'll be sleeping under the Congress Ave bridge.

If the NFL keeps having tie games, will flagooner start watching? Go Giants!

What if they only show up once a year?

^^If Juice can make it there, he can make it anywhere...

"I don’t hang out with misogynists in my day to day life.' Well, except on here, right?

DC and Orlando have to top the list.

Let's tally this up, shall we? Yes, happens all the time, SJG is the man! - MackTruck, PhatBoy99, Juicebox69, Lil_Baller100 No - rarely happens under special circumstances or not at all - everyone else. Pretty conclusive, I guess SJG is right!

Happens a lot with me, andI actually don't have to do anything. See, I'm very well known at the club I frequent, so when I roll in, one of the waitresses or dancers will open the door to the dressing room and yell: "Two-bits is here, bitches!"

This is why I keep things strictly FWB (not P4P) with the model-quality hotties I see OTC.

lol. If Juice and all his aliases left, that would leave what - like six people here?

Oh great, another TUSCL clique to keep track off - the "no-fappers" Nicespice - you getting this?

"stop acting like a whiny self-entitled d-bag" Yeah, one of those on here is enough.

"I took 5 months break from clubbing." 5 months is like three years in stripper years. Are you sure she's still dancing? Maybe she got a new number? You should PM that Dominic guy. He only goes to club once every couple years, but he still manages to have an ATF. Maybe he can help you out.

"Apparently according to them the average stripper makes $1,000 per shift while not letting guys touch them." Right, no touching, even when they're working in an extras heavy club in Detroit.

"Some of whales evidently didn't bother with appointments, they just came in and expected she'd come over" Of course she comes over, she knows which side of her bread is buttered. I've had girls stand up while some loser is still talking to them, leave their drink, and come over to join me before I even have time to sit down.

"The CF I was talking about who stopped paying attention to me found a extremely high spending whale who dropped an average of $2,000 on her every time I came in so I simply couldn't compete with what he was offering." Damn straight. You want to compete with me, you better up your game, motherfuckers.

@Family_Man - I'm curious. How did a douchebag like yourself earn a 5 star Goddess rating on stripper web?

"I spent the better part of 30 minutes reading the most stupid egocentric, self-loathing, ignorant shit I have seen in months." And those were just Nina's posts.

@GoV - Whew, that was a close call (even if stefon diggs is overrated, in my opinion) Go Giants!

Papi "wet blanket" Chulo has no idea what he's talking about. He's a "variety" guy who doesn't even have favorites, so how can he offer any useful advice? It's almost as ridiculous as that guy who only clubs once a year trying to give guys advice. Besides, my CF's love the 8 x 10 glossies of myself I give them on their B-day!

^^^ Dominic is the "cicada" of TUSCL members, lol

What you losers need to understand is that I'm a different breed of cat. Whenever I go to the club I'm locking down the hottest (9+) dancer in the place for the duration.* *obligatory parody troll post

"NinaBambina and two_bits - what does any of this shit have to do with my question." It's called simple human compassion, 8-ball. I see someone that's obviously hurting, in a downward life spiral, emotionally damaged and desperately seeking some kind of validation here, and I'm trying to understand why, and how I just might be able to help. What the hell was your questions anyway?

@Dominicanrepublic - hey, granted, $140 once or twice a week is not that much, but...wait a minute, I read that wrong - $140 once or twice a year? GTFO! Are you that weirdo that only goes to clubs once a year?

Just to the north of zoba sur, of course.