Comments by two_bits (page 3)

SJG with the sick burn! lol

"If you want a dance from her, approach her and ask.' You could also try texting her.

"go there on a regular basis and do what regular PL’s do regularly" Be a chump?

So, Nina, let me make sure I got this straight: At one time you had a legit job, money, an education, and overall had your shit together. Now you're a stripper with anger management issues. What happened?

"In college? It's comfortable and the generally accepted attire. Your memory is failing you again, flag. When you went to college, you wore a letterman sweater, straw boater, and a racoon coat.

"the dead beats; baby mommas; lazy stupid people and criminals I deal with in Court." Oh, boo-hoo. We're supposed to feel sorry for a shady, bottom-feeding lawyer that can only attract the dregs of society for clients? I like to think of it as kismet.

Sorry, guys - the wedding is off. Seems skibum screwed up the paperwork (again), and Nicole is still technically married to DC.

"only to notice an hour later that the hot gals arent coming over" @pistolwhipped - so what, you sat there for a fucking hour with your thumb up your ass? Here a tip: Next time, try being a man instead of a pussy.

^^ Motel 6? Nah, that's @Family_Man. You say you have a great legal mind, but you can't even keep the parody trolls on here straight.

"I have dined at plenty of 3 Michelin star restaurants" In Detroit?

How did that old expression "Ain't that a corkscrew in the head?" come about I wonder?

"Is it naive of me to think I should budget for less spending on this in retirement rather than more?" No. Based on the example of the retired old farts on here you will be spending less, and probably a lot less. Remember, you'll be on a fixed income, so you'll obsess over every penny you spend in the club. Of course, you'll be clubbing exclusively during the weekday day shift, coming in when there's no cover and lunching on the free buffet, and then leaving the club by 3-4 pm. Don't worry about the age difference - most day "girls" are over-the-hill, past their prime (or never had a prime) dancers who won't be that much younger than you. But at least they're cheap. Enjoy your golden years.

Why would I go to a club with some tuscl level PL's that just want to ride my coattails.

Okay, Nina, I know you're used to "champagne" with a screw off cap, so let me school you. In the finer, upscale, michelin rated restaurants where I take my model quality civie hottie (real, not P4P) GFs, the sommelier will use a wine key to cut off the foil below the large lip of the bottle. Cutting the foil creates an even, clean line around the bottle so that once the foil is removed, the cork and cage are exposed. So keep pretending that you're somehow a "sophisticated" person, maybe you'll actually fool someone someday.

Come on, man, we all get knocked down and feel low and empty sometimes (well, not me, but I mean, most people do). That's life, like the Chairman of the Board used to say. So what you need to do now is pick yourself up, dust yourself off, pull that corkscrew out of your temple, and get back in the game, champ!

"Well when I visit the addicted dancers, I get trophy status by offering to spike their drinks for them." You sir, are a horrible excuse for a human being, and a waste of DNA.

"For myself I sometimes avoid the highest demand dancers as I know the amount of money I spend is not likely to buy the amount of time and level of attention with them I would want." That's right! If you broke losers want what I have you need to up your game, motherfuckers, or else slink off and find some 7.5 "with a great personality".

"I would think anything under 7-10 k at a club would be slumming." That would just be showing off. I'm not some flashy rapper or pro athlete. Besides Nina, I'm probably the most modest and humble person on this board.

"TJ spent 2K at Baby Dolls the other day, your 1-1.5K seems to be a bit on the low end" I don't see this as a competition, good sir. I'm not one of those insecure PL's that needs to compare himself to others on this board.

^^ Sorry, thought I was posting as Family_Man.

"Why? Did juice have an affair?" More like a one-night stand, with his 300 lb cellmate, "Virgil".

@Family_Man - So you're back, huh? Not enough drama on the pink site for you? Well, stay out of my lane this time, so I don't have to beat your fraudulent ass back to SW again.

@shailynn - have you forgiven Juice for what happened in Jail?

"I also stabbed him with a wine key' I guess this rules out bottle service at the Jan TUSCL meet-up.

Maybe you've been irrationally exuberant since your trip, but I wouldn't call it unhinged. When I think of "unhinged," I think of, oh, I don't know, maybe stabbing someone in the temple with a corkscrew?