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Comments by two_bits (page 3)

  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Countryman5434
    I entered the dragon and was never the same
    Zoba norte
    SJG with the sick burn! lol
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    pitts1
    Florida
    Strippers on their phones while “working”
    "If you want a dance from her, approach her and ask.' You could also try texting her.
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    6 years ago
    pistola
    Keepin' it 💯
    Breaking into a locals club as a new local
    "go there on a regular basis and do what regular PL’s do regularly" Be a chump?
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    6 years ago
    ei8ht_Ball
    Still don't know what I'm doing here . . .
    A question for the older guys . . .
    So, Nina, let me make sure I got this straight: At one time you had a legit job, money, an education, and overall had your shit together. Now you're a stripper with anger management issues. What happened?
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    6 years ago
    future POTUS and Senator in training
    Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
    Why the fuck do guys think dressing in a baseball cap, shorts, and t shirt to c
    "In college? It's comfortable and the generally accepted attire. Your memory is failing you again, flag. When you went to college, you wore a letterman sweater, straw boater, and a racoon coat.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    ei8ht_Ball
    Still don't know what I'm doing here . . .
    A question for the older guys . . .
    "the dead beats; baby mommas; lazy stupid people and criminals I deal with in Court." Oh, boo-hoo. We're supposed to feel sorry for a shady, bottom-feeding lawyer that can only attract the dregs of society for clients? I like to think of it as kismet.
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    6 years ago
    future POTUS and Senator in training
    Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
    Since DC and I divorced, @country man and I are getting married this wknd
    Sorry, guys - the wedding is off. Seems skibum screwed up the paperwork (again), and Nicole is still technically married to DC.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    pistola
    Keepin' it 💯
    Breaking into a locals club as a new local
    "only to notice an hour later that the hot gals arent coming over" @pistolwhipped - so what, you sat there for a fucking hour with your thumb up your ass? Here a tip: Next time, try being a man instead of a pussy.
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    6 years ago
    ei8ht_Ball
    Still don't know what I'm doing here . . .
    A question for the older guys . . .
    ^^ Motel 6? Nah, that's @Family_Man. You say you have a great legal mind, but you can't even keep the parody trolls on here straight.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Musterd21
    Indiana
    If your lover had a one night stand?
    "I have dined at plenty of 3 Michelin star restaurants" In Detroit?
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    6 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Origin of things ?
    How did that old expression "Ain't that a corkscrew in the head?" come about I wonder?
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    ei8ht_Ball
    Still don't know what I'm doing here . . .
    A question for the older guys . . .
    "Is it naive of me to think I should budget for less spending on this in retirement rather than more?" No. Based on the example of the retired old farts on here you will be spending less, and probably a lot less. Remember, you'll be on a fixed income, so you'll obsess over every penny you spend in the club. Of course, you'll be clubbing exclusively during the weekday day shift, coming in when there's no cover and lunching on the free buffet, and then leaving the club by 3-4 pm. Don't worry about the age difference - most day "girls" are over-the-hill, past their prime (or never had a prime) dancers who won't be that much younger than you. But at least they're cheap. Enjoy your golden years.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Are your friends into this hobby too?
    Why would I go to a club with some tuscl level PL's that just want to ride my coattails.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Musterd21
    Indiana
    If your lover had a one night stand?
    Okay, Nina, I know you're used to "champagne" with a screw off cap, so let me school you. In the finer, upscale, michelin rated restaurants where I take my model quality civie hottie (real, not P4P) GFs, the sommelier will use a wine key to cut off the foil below the large lip of the bottle. Cutting the foil creates an even, clean line around the bottle so that once the foil is removed, the cork and cage are exposed. So keep pretending that you're somehow a "sophisticated" person, maybe you'll actually fool someone someday.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Feeling Really Empty
    Come on, man, we all get knocked down and feel low and empty sometimes (well, not me, but I mean, most people do). That's life, like the Chairman of the Board used to say. So what you need to do now is pick yourself up, dust yourself off, pull that corkscrew out of your temple, and get back in the game, champ!
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    two_bits
    If there was a problem Yo, I'll solve it, Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it, nice spice baby, nice spice baby
    Are you a "Trophy" Customer?
    "Well when I visit the addicted dancers, I get trophy status by offering to spike their drinks for them." You sir, are a horrible excuse for a human being, and a waste of DNA.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    two_bits
    If there was a problem Yo, I'll solve it, Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it, nice spice baby, nice spice baby
    Are you a "Trophy" Customer?
    "For myself I sometimes avoid the highest demand dancers as I know the amount of money I spend is not likely to buy the amount of time and level of attention with them I would want." That's right! If you broke losers want what I have you need to up your game, motherfuckers, or else slink off and find some 7.5 "with a great personality".
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    two_bits
    If there was a problem Yo, I'll solve it, Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it, nice spice baby, nice spice baby
    Are you a "Trophy" Customer?
    "I would think anything under 7-10 k at a club would be slumming." That would just be showing off. I'm not some flashy rapper or pro athlete. Besides Nina, I'm probably the most modest and humble person on this board.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    two_bits
    If there was a problem Yo, I'll solve it, Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it, nice spice baby, nice spice baby
    Are you a "Trophy" Customer?
    "TJ spent 2K at Baby Dolls the other day, your 1-1.5K seems to be a bit on the low end" I don't see this as a competition, good sir. I'm not one of those insecure PL's that needs to compare himself to others on this board.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    ei8ht_Ball
    Still don't know what I'm doing here . . .
    In need of good advice and thought I'd ask for it here instead
    ^^ Sorry, thought I was posting as Family_Man.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Musterd21
    Indiana
    If your lover had a one night stand?
    "Why? Did juice have an affair?" More like a one-night stand, with his 300 lb cellmate, "Virgil".
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Musterd21
    Indiana
    If your lover had a one night stand?
    @Family_Man - So you're back, huh? Not enough drama on the pink site for you? Well, stay out of my lane this time, so I don't have to beat your fraudulent ass back to SW again.
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    6 years ago
    Musterd21
    Indiana
    If your lover had a one night stand?
    @shailynn - have you forgiven Juice for what happened in Jail?
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Musterd21
    Indiana
    If your lover had a one night stand?
    "I also stabbed him with a wine key' I guess this rules out bottle service at the Jan TUSCL meet-up.
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    6 years ago
    Countryman5434
    I entered the dragon and was never the same
    Unhinged
    Maybe you've been irrationally exuberant since your trip, but I wouldn't call it unhinged. When I think of "unhinged," I think of, oh, I don't know, maybe stabbing someone in the temple with a corkscrew?