Longest time you spent in a club
NJBalla
New York
I recently went to a club and a guy said he was there for 6 hours! While my attendance of going to strip clubs is high the longest ive spent is 4 hours and thats because it was las vegas. In NJ the longest ive spent is maybe 3 hours in my younger days. Whats the longest time you guys have spent in one club and why?
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One club, probably 6 or so hours, I had a particular ATF many years ago, who liked me to hang out all day.
Phatboy99 - definite troll account
The couple hours or so i stick around in a club during the shift change, i might literally spend nothing, but i still spend before or after that slow lull.
I think i was at the freaking Admiral Theater, and i only spent money and most of my time at the stage and their rotations (usually 30+ girls will go on stage and about a dozen or so don't) last over 3 hours sometimes. Even at an average of $2 a girl for two songs, $1 for the less attractive/boring ones and a bit or quite a bit more for the more attractive and/or interactive girls, i would still spend about $20 an hour. After around 5 hours, it was around $100 plus an $8 drink and another $25 to get in plus one or two bucks for the door girl for giving me all those singles and later a buck or two for the waitress for doing the same. So still just under $140 give or take. I didn't have to stay that long, but some of the girls missed the previous rotation and several others i was interested in seeing again on stage.
But in general, these long marathon sessions and club-hops are usually quite expensive, often involving at least one VIP/Room and numerous dancers/dances. So no it's not necessarily a good thing to spend too much time at a club.
To answer Diggler's question, I went to Tootsies on my birthday this year and spent $100. I was there for at least 4.5 hours.
*obligatory parody troll post
Keep in mind NJ that most of us are not clubbing regularly in the NY-metro area, with a lot of clubs running on churn and burn formats. I'm guessing that high drink prices and/or endless tip walks make your hourly cash burn rate very high. Conversely, many of us club in places with modest drink prices, ample seating, low hustle and no tip walks, all of which make longer ITC stretches easier to do.
I was young - and I had flown back to NJ on Easter Sunday. I had morning meetings scheduled on Monday - and a business trip to Tx on Monday night. My flight got in about 4 pm - and I made it through the airport faster than OJ! I tossed my bag in the back of my car - and drove directly to the club.
I took a few Xanax and I enjoyed a few beers on the flight - and I had a major buzz going.
I had been very interested in a slender Russian dancer at the club, and she just happened to be dancing that night. She knew I wanted her - and she strung me along for over an hour. This was a filthy extras club - and I was intent on getting her in the back room and fucking her.
I finally get her in the back room - and she wouldn’t give it up! I was already fucked up - as I kept drinking and downing Xanax. So I told her to go fuck herself! I was loud and it was obvious that I was a mess.
I go back out to the bar, and there’s a hot Brazilian dancer on stage. She had a thick - and fit as fuck body. She comes over to me - and we chat a bit. As I recant my story about the Russian dancer - I’m getting more and more annoyed. The Brazilian dancer probably understands little of what I’m saying - but she sees my anger. She downs a few shots with me, and we go to the back room.
We get to the back room - and I move towards the standard booths - but the dancer tells me - no. She takes me to the other area that’s a private room with sofas. I didn’t realize there was a nice area in this club!
I stop the dancer - and I tell her I’m not paying more to use the clean furniture. She says ok - but I’m pissed - and I persist - and the bouncer hears me. So now I’m angry and standing face to face with the roided up bouncer. I’m an idiot -so I tell the bouncer - “That fucking Russian didn’t do shit for me - these whores are here to fuck! I can’t believe this shit! I’m here all the time - and that’s fucked up!”
I don’t care at this point as I’m a complete mess. The bouncer knows me already, so I think that’s why he has been cool. He says to wait a minute. He gets the manager. The manager is an old angry sob - and he comes over in a real huff. I repeat the same statement about the Russian not fucking me. I tell him that all his girls are whores - and filthy ones too! He agrees with me. He tells me that he’s having trouble with the Russian because she’s a tease - and he hates teases. He grabs the Brazilian and tells her to take me to the private area - where they have after hours parties - and to show me a great time.
I’m feeling pretty full of myself now. I tell the manager that I’m not paying some crazy champagne room price to fuck this whore. He simply tells me she’s mine for the rest of the night for $200. That made me a happy man.
The private party area was clean - and private - and I enjoy fucking the Brazilian on the clean looking sofas.
I think I passed out for a few hours back there - as I remember waking up and not knowing where I was. I remember the lights coming on - and I didn’t get up to leave. The Brazilian came back after - and we fucked again. It was quite an odd night!
I don't know how your name never came up in this discussion:
https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=…
I passed out - but it’s still not being awake