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Comments by TheElmerFudd (page 8)

  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    MARKPAIN
    Alabama
    Online cowards
    Well said papi
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    WavvyCain
    Degenerate gambler and virgin
    Happy Fathers Day
    Your wife is obviously in the wrong
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    joker44
    In the wind
    Signs That Trump Was Furious in Tulsa
    James beat me to it: it’s an editorial not a news article. I do agree with mark94’s sentiment though: there is way too much editorials masquerading as news articles going around on both sides
  • review comment
    4 years ago
    TheElmerFudd
    Based in Detroit, Cali born and raised
    Checking out BT after quarantine
    Forgot to mention... temp check at the door, no masks worn by staff / dancers / customers. By the way I don’t consider having something around your neck that you can pull up if you want as “wearing mask”. My waitress had that and she said it’s just in case they are inspected
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    Happily married me, how do you deal
    I can understand that the brow can all be true because we humans are complicated and often conflicted: 1. You love your wife 2. You have a strong desire to have sexual relationship with other women 3. You are willing to lie to your wife, and put her and your marriage at some risk, in order to have sex with others. This is who you are now. My advice is to either accept it and be at peace with it, or don’t accept it and change it. If you keep doing what you are doing and hate yourself for it, that’s going to put you in a really bad place.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    WavvyCain
    Degenerate gambler and virgin
    Will any of you make out with a stripper post covid19 shutdowns?
    Re kissing: I would and did. I’m not in any risk group, and I do value being able to live my life normally very highly. So weighing everything I am personally willing to take on the risks if the rewards justify them.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    founder
    slip a dollar in her g-string for me
    Juneteenth
    I heard of it, but only because I happened to be in Texas one year at the right time. I’ve never heard it mention anytime and anywhere else.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    When she doesn't really put any effort in at all to get ready to see you
    Mom: “Make sure you look good especially when you are out whoring” 😉
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    FishHawk
    The mustache makes the man
    Bartender importance to your Strip Club Experience
    For me the bartenders make a small difference on the margin but they neither save nor ruin the night.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Coronavirus antibodies may last only two to three months after infection, study
    I don’t think this changes anything, even if it’s true, which no one knows if it is. I think people are either in the camp of waiting for vaccine and treatment, or they don’t give a fuck. Both groups are going to stick to their guns regardless of this.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    When she doesn't really put any effort in at all to get ready to see you
    I had one that showed up for OTC with unplucked nipple hair and untrimmed bush, which are issues for me and she knew that well. I actually told her politely no we are not hooking up like that. At least she was apologetic. We rescheduled and she showed up looking better.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    founder
    slip a dollar in her g-string for me
    Thank you, mongers
    Clubs are still closed where I live. I’ll be traveling next week though, and am hoping to hit a few clubs then. Will contribute reviews if and when that happens.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    OT: Hitting the gym post-Covid
    My gym is open. 50% capacity. Masks and 6ft enforced. Sigh.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    skibum609
    Massachusetts
    When was the last time you were in the back of a police car?
    Any tips or tricks you’d share?
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    skibum609
    Massachusetts
    When was the last time you were in the back of a police car?
    Ski: a shit hole in a shithole, if you will
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    skibum609
    Massachusetts
    When was the last time you were in the back of a police car?
    Fall 2010. It was around 4am. Pretty lousy end to my night.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    rickdugan
    Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
    Crazy Ass OTC
    I once agreed to a vip session with a dancer. She then went to the bar, downed 4 shots one after another, then came back and said “I’m ready now”...
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    Eve
    Where there's a hole, there's a way. [HIATUS]
    Your Dick Grows In Size Every Time You Tell A Lie.
    “If you lie, it means you care.” So true. In general I try not to lie in clubs. But sometimes I fail.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    NeverEnuf
    "That's why it's so great: People have to pay attention to you because you're naked," says dancer Breauna with a laugh.
    Will you be using valets and, especially, mandatory valets in the age of covid?
    I assume most guys that post here are going to clubs to get lap dances and maybe more. In terms of covid exposure, it seems odd to be ok with the lap dances but worry about valet. Whether you are cool with valeting in general even before covid seems a separate thing.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    datinman
    Not in Kansas anymore
    OT: What would you do?
    It’s been a long time I’ve gotten 1oz shots at a bar or club. They are almost always 1.5 oz in my experience
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    datinman
    Not in Kansas anymore
    OT: What would you do?
    I don’t agree with the sentiment “he made the mistake of leaving it open-ended, so he should eat it to some degree”. If he’s not ok with it then he should dispute it.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    NeverEnuf
    "That's why it's so great: People have to pay attention to you because you're naked," says dancer Breauna with a laugh.
    Will you be using valets and, especially, mandatory valets in the age of covid?
    I don’t mind before. I don’t mind now.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    OT: I wonder ...
    Yes, unless you are wearing a gas mask
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    skibum609
    Massachusetts
    We had Tater Tot Poutine last night with drinks at a bar .......
    If you are in Montreal looking for poutine, Au Pied de Cochon does a pretty decadent version: duck fat fries, cheese curd, foies gras, gravy and foie gras mousse on top
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    4 years ago
    gammanu95
    My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
    OT: some chronic crisis relief
    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-admits-puts-watermelon-pizza-18928370.amp