Worst Strip Club Name

Rooster's Barnyard in Atlanta (Doraville)

Long Beach CA around 1970 "The bearded Clam".

Chix on Dix. Located on Dix Road near Detroit. The name isn't all that bad, but the club was.

Back home in tha NC there was this place called “The Wildebeest Room”. You did not want to see the hairless apes that danced there. Kinda looked like frickin’ wildebeest.

However, it was descriptive. So bonus points for that. And it did serve some good wildebeest for eatin’. ROAR!!!

There used to be a place called Fuzzy Holes in Johnson City, Tennessee. Apparently, it changed names and is now called the Mouse’s Ear, not much better. There used to be another Mouse’s Ear elsewhere in Tennessee, I think Clarkesville. I’m not sure if it’s still there or if it moved and took over Fuzzy Holes.

There’s a club outside of Reading Pa named Buck Rubs. I don’t understand why someone would use that name for a strip club. I think it was possibly called Back Rubs before, and then it became Buck Rubs, but it still doesn’t seem like a good name.

^ There is a Mouse's Ear in Knoxville. I spent about 15 minutes in it once.

Right next to Rooster's Barnyard was Shooter's Alley. It was once a billiard parlor.

Newark NJ: George & I

Bad name and an even worse club.

misterorange that is true. Newark is a crappy strip club location. You’d think it would be similar to Irvington or Paterson - as they should have more to deal with than keeping folks from having fun.

"Making Hour Place Your Place" is my fun spot in rural Maine, with the single dumbest name ever.

The American bush in utah

J-Vahs - Franklin NY

https://www.lolwot.com/20-of-the-funnies…

https://www.esquire.com/lifestyle/sex/a3…

Dirty’s in Phoenix
Cruising Chubby’s in Wisconsin Dells
Curves in Tucson (I remember texting someone, and they asked why I was in a fat women’s gym 💀)
Plan B in LA
Bonkers somewhere in Wisconsin forget the name
Whenever I’ve seen people write “Hiliter” without a dash or space there in the middle, it’s easy to misread and think of a certain German…

In DC a popular SC was briefly renamed 'Cafe International' before ditching that name and the SC biz altogether

Like how TF is anyone supposed to know Cafe International is a strip club

Here: Chix on Dix
Mexico: tie between Medusas and Poisson - the French word for fish!
Canada: The Beef Baron

I think there used to be a Pitiful Princess in Portland. I also heard of a Bandaids in Phoenix lmao.

Phoenix: Bandaids, Dirty's, The Great Alaskan Bush Company

Across Congress Ave. in West Palm Beach there is a strip club called Ultra Gentlemen's Club, it was there for many years well before Trump brought the property cattycorner to the club from Palm Beach County in some sort of a sweetheart deal and bamboozled the taxpayers to pay to turn that vacant land behind the county jail into a golf course, the strip club was called "Ts Lounge" he sued them to change the name to it's current form of Ultra, but he didn't win the lawsuit, they counter sued and he settled for a 7 figure sum and in return for the payment they agreed to change the name. Not saying it's the worst name, but it is probably the most expensive name change ever.

Oh yeah, and Fat Jacks in Bock MN

Could be worse I guess - they could name a club "Pathetic Losers"

Years ago, not too far from the racetrack in Saratoga there was a club called "The Bunkhouse" located in an old two story kind of run down 1900's wood building. At first I thought this place must be gay, but I was wrong. I was told that a couple of out of town dancers could sleep upstairs, thus the name. The bigger question is why would any dancer want to sleep upstairs?

^ likely to save $$$

In contrast to "The Bunkhouse" there was another club which probably had the best name for a strip club, "Lorraine's Place" It was an old victorian house located out in the boondocks and Lorriane (the owner) actually lived upstairs. There was never any cover and entering the club was kind of like entering her residence. Parking lot (unpaved) probably could handle 10 cars. The club was nothing fancy and no bouncers, but it got the job done. She kept a baseball bat behind the bar and wasn't afraid to use it.

^^sure save $$$ AND if you are not concerned about having multi-legged creatures sharing your sleeping bag.

There was a Strokers I think in Phx (somewhere in az- Maricopa County) but it went out of business or changed ownership and names. Don't know if it was strokers gentleman's lounge or just strokers haha.

“Pleasant Moments” something about that creeps/cracks me up

There used to be "Buns & Roses" in Minneapolis.

There was a club in NJ named The Red Shingle. I didn’t know the derivation of the name, and it seemed like an odd strip club name.

Another possibly non PC club name was The Jungle club.

I used to feel uncomfortable with the name of Franks Chicken Shack, but that place actually sold chicken, so that made it seem less uncomfortable.

Spearmint Rhino is….a pretty dumb name. No puns, just dumb.

Hong Kong Gentleman’s Club is also pretty stupid considering it is neither a gentleman’s club nor in Hong Kong 🤔

There’s gotta be some good ones in portland but can’t think of any just now….

Spearmint Rhino must have a story behind the name. It seems so random.

I think Hong Kong is a better name than “A Filthy Mexican Brothel with Cheap Whores and Somewhat Clean Rooms!” - that’s more accurate, but too wordy.

My understanding of the Hong Kong name came about because that’s where the original owners were from. I believe I read that somewhere.

I mean now theres a few peppermint hippos to go with the spearmint rhinos lol

I once had a girlfriend i called hippo tits. She hated that nickname 😂😂😭

There's a new review for a club named "Tails and Trails" I don't think they're referring to the Appalachian kind.

Once saw a place called the Salty Snapper. The sign had a scantily clad mermaid with huge boobs. Turned out to be a restaurant.

The Titty Twister, of course! I hear most people only visit once…

Another restaurant along I-79 in West Virginia is called “Three Way Inn”.
I always thought it would be an interesting name for a high-mileage SC…

Surprised no one mentioned "The Outhouse" in Lawrence KS.